Jeff Lummet?
辛纳特拉的模仿者
The Sinatra impersonator.
就是那个家伙
That's the guy.
他说是礼物... 用他的话说 给"一位性感的夫人"
He said it was a gift for-- his words-- "A hot dame."
多好的工具啊
What a tool.
你会知道的
And you would know.
那又怎样
So what?
我买♥♥了张辛纳特拉的唱片
I bought a Sinatra record.
你这样的人凡是辛纳特拉的唱片都买♥♥
A guy like you's got every Sinatra record ever made.
不 不 不 不是这张
No, no, no, not this one.
这是180克黑胶
This is 180-gram vinyl.
就像他在你耳边耳语
It's like he's whispering in your ear.
用来感动女孩子一定很不错
Must be great to impress a girl.
是 月球狗已经跟我们说了
Yeah, Moondog already told us
你要把它送给"一位性感的夫人"
that you gave it to "A hot dame."
想告诉我们周一晚上你到底在哪里吗
You want to tell us where you really were Monday night?
我已经说了
I already told you.
没错 你在帮"搜音"录什么歌♥
That's right. You were recording some songs using Note Seek?
我想他们给了我们播放列表的副本
They gave us a copy, I think, of the playlist.
调音师给了我们
And the D.J. gave us
他周一晚上的播放列表
his playlist from Monday night,
所以 让我们听听看吧
so, let's play the music and dance.
搜音数据库里没有
Does not compute.
"未知曲目" 如何啊
"Unknown song." How about that?
DJ放的那首单曲
That one single song the DJ played
并不在在搜音的数据库里
isn't in Note Seek's database.
你没去录歌♥ 杰夫
You weren't there, Jeff.
为何像艾莉森这样
I mean, why would a beautiful,
漂亮 聪明的女孩
smart girl like Alison
会跟你这样的家伙约会
go out with a guy like you?
你是个不值钱的模仿者
You're a two-bit impersonator,
出演怀旧秀 比邮轮上的表演还差
working a nostalgia act worse than a cruise ship.
模仿弗兰克这点上我击败了上百个百老汇明星
Hey, I beat out hundreds of Broadway stars to be Frank.
-想知道怎么做到的吗 -我洗耳恭听
- You want to know how?! - I'm dying to know.
他认为他跟弗兰克·辛纳特拉一样好
He thinks he's as good as Frank Sinatra.
比他更好
Better.
比一样好 更好
As good. As good.
你知道 我觉得很对不起听我弹奏的美女们
You know, chicks hear me, and I feel sorry for them.
当他们听到杰夫·朗米特的歌♥时 椅子都坐不住了
Their seats puddle when they hear what Jeff Lummet's got.
你是一个模仿者 你就是杰夫·朗米特
You're an impersonator. You're Jeff Lummet.
你不是弗朗西斯·阿尔伯特·辛纳特拉
You're not Francis Albert Sinatra.
你们甚至不是同一领域的
You're not even in the same area code.
说说那个姑娘吧
Let's get back to the girl.
你说几年前见过她
So, you say you met her a couple years ago,
而你曾帮助她
and you were helping her
写过书 对吗
with the book, right?
当时我忙着跟个红发姑娘在一起
I had my hands full with a redhead at the time.
我一定伤了她的心
I must have broken her heart.
所以呢 她忘记了你
So, what, she forgets about you,
她回维加斯后没给你打电♥话♥
and she doesn't call you when she comes to town?
-仅此而已吗 -她给我打了很多电♥话♥
- Is that it? - She called me plenty.
她要我帮忙找一张弗兰克的唱片
She needed help finding one of Frank's records.
辛纳特拉金沙酒店专辑
Sinatra at the Sands,
一切有关弗兰克的事你都能解决 对吗
and you're the go-to guy on all things Frank, right?
我告诉她演出之后到后台找我
I told her to meet me backstage after the show.
-是吗 -给她唱片
- Yeah? - To give her the record.
-对 -把唱片弄得干净漂亮
- Right. - Get it all nice and cleaned up.
而她说根本不是自己要的
And she says it's not even for her.
是给一个叫格雷格的惊喜的礼物
It's a surprise gift for some guy named Greg.
原来几年前她就跟他勾搭在一起
Turns out she hooked up with him a couple years ago,
还对他念念不忘
still has feelings for him.
还有... 这... 算怎么回事 对吧
Or some... I mean, what the... what the hell, right?
受人崇拜的人被耍了
The Chairman of the Board got played.
你可比弗兰克
The guy who's
-还要厉害啊 对吗 -你是对的
- better than Frank, right? - You're damn right.
我帮了她的忙 而她就这么践踏我的尊严
I did her a favor, and she spits in my face.
践踏我的尊严
She spits in my face!
她不知道该怎么说话办事
Yeah. Did she not know how things are done?
我们这里该怎么为人处事
How we do things here?
对 那怎么做呢... 弗兰克
Right. How are things done... Frank?
照我的方法做
They're done my way.
对你来说... 是个惊喜
Well, it's a surprise... just for you.
不是给我的 是给我朋友格雷格的
It's not for me. It's for my friend Greg.
什么 什么
What? What?
这听起来如何
How's this sound?
听起来如何
How's this sound?!
你还好吧
You okay?
我没事
Yeah, I'm fine.
之前 关于我说的那些很抱歉... 不
About earlier, I'm sorry for what I said... No.
我才是那个该说抱歉的人 我...
I'm the one who should be sorry. I...
我们共度的最后一晚
The last night we spent together,
我跟艾莉森说我会在纽约跟她见面
I told Alison that I'd meet her in New York.
即使我知道那是不可能的
Even though I knew it would never happen.
为什么不可能
Why not?
为何要破坏美好的回忆呢
Why spoil a perfect memory?
她是想见你的
She wanted to see you.
那是一种坚持
That's something to hold on to.
刚买♥♥的
Just bought this.
你知道辛纳特拉的口头禅吗
You know what Sinatra always said?
"这就是生活"
"That's life"?
"会有更好的"
"The best is yet to come."
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