豪斯医生（2004）

House M.D. S05E16

Part 1 Oct. 28, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

I want to reassure you.
我来是想向你们保证
Your child can have a completely normal life.
你们的小孩会拥有和正常人完全一样生活
How can a baby have male and female DNA?
孩子怎么能同时有男性和女性的DNA
It's a condition called genetic mosaicism.
这叫遗传镶嵌
The ambiguous genitalia can be surgically repaired.
两性生殖器可以用手术修复
Repaired?
修复?
Made to look more typical.
让他变得正常点儿
More typical?
正常点儿?
But you haven't even told
你还是没说
us if the baby's a boy or a girl.
孩子是男孩还是女孩
That's
这
That's a choice you have to make.
这取决于你们
Nice job, Jackson.
干得不错杰克逊
Take it.
投啊
He had the shot.
他能投的
He lost his nerve.
怎么虚了
Honey, it's okay. He's doing great.
没事的传球也不错
Three.
3分啊
No fear that time.
这次不怕了
Melanie.
梅勒妮
Oh, my God.
我的天
Jackson!
杰克逊
Black heels or the boots?
黑色高跟鞋还是皮靴
You know I'm a fan of those heels.
你知道我喜欢高跟鞋的
Boots it is.
那选皮靴了
For all we know,
咱们都知道
House knows you're a fan of those heels.
豪斯晓得你喜欢高跟鞋的
You think House is going to figure out
你觉得豪斯从这儿
we faked our break-up because of your shoes?
就能识破我们假装分手
Go with the boots.
穿皮靴吧
You gonna eat that?
还要吃吗?
Have at it.
拿去吧
Did you just ask my permission
你刚才拿我食物前
before you took my food?
征求我意见了
Yes, we can.
是啊谁说咱不能
Adolescent genetic mosaic,
一例少年遗传镶嵌患者
collapsed during a basketball game,
在篮球比赛中晕倒了
presenting with persistent pelvic pain.
伴有持续骨盆疼痛
Fun.
有点儿意思
The parents haven't told their son
父母还没告诉他
that he could have been their daughter.
他本来可以是个女孩儿
They want assurance that you won't either.
他们希望你也不要说露馅
Less fun. But still.
少了点趣味不过还成
That was easy.
太容易了吧
Our new patient.
我们的新病人
Part girl,
一半是女孩
part boy,
一半是男孩
all Thirteen's dream date.
加起来就是13号♥的梦想情人
Severe pelvic pain started
有严重的骨盆疼痛
during a basketball game.
在篮球赛中开始疼
Could be dehydration.
有可能是因为脱水
ER gave him
送进急诊室时给他挂水了
fluids when he came in.
这小孩都能自己配对
he didn't have enough to drink?
还会怕没东西喝?
There are dozens of intersex disorders.
阴阳人症状有很多
Persistent pelvic pain could
持续的骨盆疼痛意味着
mean congenital adrenal hyperplasia, PMDS.
先天性肾上腺肥大
Those conditions occur
原发性脊髓发育不良综合征
in intersex kids
这些只在阴阳小孩的
who are chromosomally XX or XY,
染色体是xx或xy的时候出现
not XX and XY.
不是xx和xy
Parents recently started him on testosterone,
他的父母最近给他用
maybe there's something...
睾丸激素有可能
Vitamins wouldn't cause pelvic pain.
维它命不会导致骨盆疼痛
...
我们应该把他的睾丸激素
...
说成维它命
His parents aren't just liars.
父母不仅欺骗孩子
They want us to be liars, too.
还想让我们也去骗他
I won't do it.
我不干
You guys will, though.
交给你们了
He's a kid.
他还小
Parents don't think he's ready to deal with it.
父母觉得他还没准备好
My dad was the same way about me
我爸也是一样
maybe having Huntington's. It's...
不说我可能有亨廷顿症
Well, if that was your experience,
那可是你的经历
it must surely apply in this situation.
确实可以在这借鉴下
Pain could be caused
疼痛可能是由
by a blind uterus hidden in his abdomen.
腹部隐藏的子♥宫♥导致的
...
对男生有女生基因
I'm sure you're the first doctor brilliant
真的只有天才的医生才会想到
enough to check for a uterus.
去查一个男孩儿的子♥宫♥
He could have complications from
之前他鸡鸡动手术的时候
the surgeries on his penis.
可能留下了后遗症
That can cause pelvic pain.
导致骨盆疼痛
Way to multi-task.
一箭双雕啊
Impress your boss
拍老板马屁
and humiliate your ex.
羞辱前女友
MRI is a waste of time.
MRI是浪费时间
But to continue the humiliation,
为了你能继续羞辱她
go put a camera up his penis.
派你去查查他的尿道
You're Dr. House, aren't you?
你是豪斯医生吧
What do you think is wrong with our son?
你觉得我们儿子是什么病
These people were just coming to tell you.
这些人正要告诉你
This is better.
来得正好
Don't have to worry about them losing their way.
免得他们找不着你们
We think that he has a blind uterus.
我们觉得他有隐藏的子♥宫♥
He should have an MRI.
他应该做个MRI
Did you send them a text?
谁传话了
Over the past 13 years,
13年来
we've educated ourselves.
我们一直在自学
Who needs med school when you've got Wi-Fi?
我们努力上学真不如你们Wi-Fi两下子
Go schedule their son for
马上安排他们儿子上照影剂
an MRI with contrast right away.
做MRI
Thank you. Thanks.
多谢了
You just said an MRI was a waste of time.
你刚说MRI是浪费时间
So is arguing with them.
比和他们扯皮好点
THIRTEEN: Contrast's in.
照影剂已经注射
Jackson, we're going to get started,
杰克逊我们要开始了
so try to lie still.
尽量不要动
How long do you think
你觉得
the post-break-up awkwardness
分手后的尴尬
is going to last?
还要持续多久?
Foreman and I are both professionals.
福曼和我都很专业
Stomach and liver are clear.
胃和肝没问题
If by "professional" you mean
你所谓的专业是说
he's a T-1000 built by Cyberdyne Systems.
他像个机器人样冷血吧
I never understood what you saw in him.
你究竟看上他哪点了
He's not really your type, huh?
他看上去不是你喜欢的类型
Moving down through the pelvic floor.
现在正向下查骨盆
Here's my impression
我印象中
of Foreman on the happiest day of his life.
他最高兴的时候是这样
Now, the saddest day of his life.
最伤心的时候是这样
We just broke up.
我们刚分手
I'm not quite ready to mock him yet.
我还不习惯开他玩笑
House was a jerk to split you two up,
豪斯把你们分开是很混♥蛋♥
but bottom line, he did you a favor.
但至少这是为你们好
Area around the intestinal tract is clear.
肠道附近没问题
No blind uterus.
没隐藏子♥宫♥
I think there's something wrong with House.
我觉得豪斯有点不对
Who's he making miserable now?
他现在在整谁