豪斯医生（2004）

House M.D. S05E10

Part 3 Oct. 28, 2020, 2:29 p.m.

The giant one and the red one.
又大又红的球球
Your plan isn't going to work.
你的计谋不会得逞的
Of course it is.
当然会
I try to make you miserable
我要让你痛苦
to make you leave.
来把你撵走
You deny that it's making you miserable,
你不承认这让你痛苦了
you try to make me miserable so I'll
于是反过来试着让我痛苦
stop making you miserable.
好阻止我让你继续痛苦
And eventually you will leave,
最终你还是会离开的
citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery.
并带着一大堆表明这与痛苦无关的理由
You're not bothering me.
你没烦到我
Step one, complete.
第一步计划完成
I'm gonna call you from my cell.
我一会儿用手♥机♥打过去
And then I will come back in here.
然后我会回来的
Hey. Yeah, I just had to explain
是的我会向他说明
to him that I had his balls,
我拿着他的球
and he's not getting them back.
而且他再也别想取回去了
Excuse me.
借过
Sleep apnea explains...
睡眠窒息说明...
Apnea would've disappeared when she shrank.
她瘦下来以后是不会睡眠窒息
Not if it destroyed the musculature
如果她的气管肌肉组织
of her trachea.
受到了损伤就会
Apnea cuts off oxygen to the brain,
窒息会中止大脑供氧
the resulting neurological damage...
引起神经性损伤
She been snoring?
她打鼾吗
She didn't mention it.
她没提到过
Did she mention feeling tired after a full night's sleep?
她提过会在整晚睡眠后仍旧感到疲劳吗
No, but...
没但...
HOUSE: This isn't apnea.
那就不是呼吸暂停
And this is a stupid room
而且这白♥痴♥房♥间
to be doing a DDX in.
根本不适合做鉴别诊断
Cliff notes.
长话短说
Gastric bypass only makes her skinny on the outside.
胃旁路只会让她表面看起来苗条可人
On the inside we have heart and lung issues
但在身体内部却有非心脏和肺部引起的
not caused by heart and lung issues.
心肺问题
Private area, House. It can wait.
私人领地豪斯
You need to consider side-effects
你该在外面等等
from her gastric
你应该考虑下她的胃旁路手术
bypass surgery.
引起的其它反应
Forget the bypass.
别提旁路了
Let the dying girl finish.
先让这个快死的小姑娘说完吧
You said forget the bypass...
你说过别提...
Shh.
闭嘴
Dr. Thirteen has the floor.
由十三号♥医生发言
Bypass could create malabsorption issues,
旁路会造成吸收障碍
leads to low potassium.
引起低钾
Very stupid.
蠢极了
Her potassium is fine.
她的钾含量正常
But her intestines aren't.
但她的大肠不是
Gastric bypass could cause malabsorption
胃旁路可以引起盲袢综合征
by creating a blind loop of bowel.
导致吸收障碍
It ulcerates during exercise,
盲肠在蠕动中溃烂
bacteria get loose in the blood stream,
细菌被释放出进入血液
migrate to the heart and lungs.
移♥动♥至心脏和肺部
Very not stupid.
非常之不愚蠢
Bacteria in the bowels means
肠内有细菌意味着
there's bacteria in the poop.
便便里也有细菌
Get some and test it.
去取样检查
He could have come up
他在医院任何地方都能
with SIBO anywhere else in the hospital.
想到小肠细菌过増殖的症状
You didn't need to come down here
你根本就不必到这儿来
and screw with us.
打扰我们
But her wrong idea led to his right one.
但她的歪招指引了他的方向
It was a vital screwing.
是至关重要的打扰
We think your surgery might have caused
我们认为你的手术可能引起了
an infection called SIBO.
一种名叫小肠细菌过增殖的感染
A stool test will help us to confirm.
大便化验会帮助确认病情
Put some of what
有大便时
you're full of in here.
请留在这里
If surgery could somehow make you taller,
如果有手术会让你变得高一些
wouldn't you do it?
你会做吗
Sure,
当然
but I wouldn't call a meeting
但我不会召开一个
of the Lollipop Guild and tell them they
小矮人聚会然后告诉他们
can grow if they work real hard at it.
只要努力就会长高
I don't tell anyone not to get gastric bypass.
我没有让人们做胃旁路手术
I tell them how to get healthy,
我是让他们变得健康
how to improve their lives.
如何提高生活质量
Yeah, by telling them to do
对啊让他们去做
what you were unwilling to.
你都不愿做的事
I was willing to do anything.
我愿意做任何事
Thyroid hormones, crash diets,
甲状腺荷尔蒙节食...
none of it worked.
全都没有用
My body was like a prison.
我的身体就好像一座监狱
When I got the surgery,
当做了手术后
I got healthy
我变得健康了
and when I got healthy,
当我健康后
I got happy.
我变得快乐了
I'm not sure you're happy.
我不清楚你是否快乐
But if you are,
但如果是的话
being healthy didn't do it,
也不是因变得健康而快乐起来的
being pretty did.
而是因为变得漂亮
Poop in the bedpan.
把大便留在便盆里
House's office? Really?
豪斯的办公室? 真的吗
Did he send you here to beg for it back?
是他让你来求情要回办公室的吗
There are dozens of other doctors...
还有其他那么多的医生...
Other doctors actually use their offices
别的医生都是用办公室来
for crazy stuff like seeing patients,
为病人诊断病情
not throwing a ball against the wall
而不是往墙上扔球
and calling it work.
还称之为工作
It's his process. That ball saves lives.
那是他的方式那球能救命
Did he give you talking points?
是他教你这么说的吗
Yeah, but I added one of my own.
没错不过我还添油加醋了一番
Don't take his office
你并不是为了办公室
and pretend like all you're doing is taking his office.
而侵占办公室的
You chose his room because you want to be there.
其实你这么做是想呆在他身边
But sitting near him
不过仅仅坐在旁边幻幻想
and hoping isn't going to get it done.
并不会让美梦成真的
Leave here now or I'll take your office.
给我出去否则我就占用你的办公室
No, you won't.
不你不会的
The boob lady e-mailed me again,
那隆胸妹又给我发电邮
complaining of chronic fatigue now.
抱怨她的慢性疲劳问题
She's convinced the implants are responsible.
她说是填充物引起的
They're not.
当然不是
I told her.
我跟她说了
She says something is and if I don't find out what
她一口咬定说是的而且如果我没找出原因
she's gonna complain to the Licensing Board.
就去执照资格协会投诉
It's not funny.
这不好笑
It is.
这很好笑
You just can't appreciate it
你没有发现其中的搞笑之处
because it's going to destroy your career.
是因为这可能会毁了你的职业生涯
What happened?
怎么了
Did he call Foreman clean and articulate again?
他又在夸福曼"头脑清晰表达明确"吗
It is surprising.
真不可思议
Clinic patient's just whining.
门诊病人有点怨言而已
What's the poop?
便便怎么样
It's going to take about an hour to spin down the sample.
一小时后可以分离出样本
What are we looking for?
我们要找什么
You don't know?
你不知道?
I'm doing my famous Socrates impression.
我正在用苏格拉底式的哲学思考