绝望的主妇

Desperate Housewives S02E14

Part 2 May 22, 2024, 10:07 p.m.

我们午饭时再讨论
Yeah. You know what? Let's talk about it over lunch.
你买♥♥单
You're buying.
去啊
Go.
谢谢你
Thanks for your help.
出什么事了？
Hello. What's going on?
加布丽尔我想要你见个人
Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone.
这是萧梅
This is xiao-Mei.
她被马克新.班尼特逼着干活哦那个奴隶
She's the young lady who was forced to work for Maxine Bennett. Oh, the slave.
哇看上去没被虐待
Wow. Looks well-fed.
教堂在办送她回国的手续
The church is making arrangements for her to return to China.
在那以前她需要一个住处
But until then, she needs a place to stay.
我把客房♥让她住
So I offered up our guest room.
真的？
Really?
亲爱的能和你说句话吗？
Baby, can I talk to you for a second?
啊
Ahem.
你是白♥痴♥
Are you nuts?!
只住几天
It's only for a couple of days. Oh, thistime.
这次你又变成罗利神父的慈善使者了
You are quickly becoming father crowley's go-to guy for charity cases.
又不是坏事他把我们家
And that's a bad thing? When he turns our house
变成天主教的庇护所! 是坏事
into a catholic underground railroad, yes!
你知道自己是那种人吗加布? 你就是那种
You know who you are, Gaby? You're the kind of person
拒绝玛利亚和约瑟夫住旅店的人 (圣经故事)
who would've turned away Mary and Joseph from the inn.
他们应该先打电♥话♥预约
Well, they should've called ahead.
别在桌子上梳头发
Don't brush your hair at the table.
你在和我说话？
Oh, you're talking to me?
这表示你原谅我了？
Does this mean you've finally forgiven me?
我该原谅你？
Why should I?
你出♥卖♥♥♥了你哥哥而你一点都不内疚
You betrayed this family, and you're not even sorry.
别说得那么夸张
Don't be such a drama queen.
如果艾波怀特报♥警♥
If the applewhites go to the police
告诉他们你哥哥撞了索利斯夫人
and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis,
他可能会进监狱
he could go to prison.
你怎么就不明白？
How can you not understand that?
只要你不报♥警♥告发卡博他们就不会告发安德鲁
They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb.
卡博到底做了什么？
What did this Caleb do, exactly?
为什么要把他藏起来？
And why on earth are they hiding him?
为什么不去找艾波怀特夫人
Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite
告诉她你想知道真♥相♥？
and tell her you really need to know what's going on?
如果你态度好我想她会告诉你的
I bet if you were really nice, she'd tell you the truth.
你真的那么想丹妮尔？
Is that what you really think, Danielle?
我该去找艾波怀特夫人？
I should go to Mrs. Applewhite, be nice,
态度和蔼然后她就会告诉我所有秘密？
and then she'll hand over all her secrets?
是的
Yeah.
当我年青的时候我的继母告诉我我非常幸运
When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky.
我有美貌智慧狡诈和洞察力
I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight.
这是每个女人在世界上生存所需要的武器
These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world.
所以？
So?
所以好好看看自己的样子
So take good care of your looks, Danielle.
你没有任何一样
You don't have any other weapons at your disposal.
嗨我需要动手术
Hi. I need an operation on my spleen,
而我发现自己没有医疗保险了
and I just found out I don't have medical insurance.
我能起诉谁吗？
Is there anyone I can sue?
欺诈案之后罗尼自首了
After the embezzlement, lonny let the policy lapse.
他在监狱里而我就要死了
And now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die.
苏姗你不会死的
Susie, you're not gonna die.
我会和保险公♥司♥交涉
I'll get into it with the insurance company.
没有时间让你处理这个案子的
No, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape.
我的脾脏威胁到了心脏
My spleen is going careening into my heart.
现在就得动手术本来我可以借你钱
I need that operation now. Yeah, I'd loan you the money myself,
但伊迪和我把积蓄都投资在了滑雪屋里
but Edie and I just plopped down our savings in a ski condo and...
我不要借钱我要保险
I don't need a loan. I need coverage.
如果有什么并发症
I mean, what if there are complications?
我没有安全保障
I don't have a safety net.
天啊
Oh, my god, please!
你在做什么？
What in the hell are you doing?
我在祈祷
I'm saying a little prayer.
真可笑
Oh, for puke's sake...
什么?我那么绝望你有什么主意吗？
Well, what? I'm desperate here. Do you have any other ideas?
实际上我有
As a matter of fact, I do.
你只需要一个丈夫
What you need is a husband.
什么？
What?
得到医疗保险最好的方法
The only way to get a good health plan
就是嫁人
is to marry into one.
省省吧伊迪
Edie, come on.
不我觉得她有道理
No, no, I think she's onto something.
如果找到一个有保险计划的男人
Yeah. If we find a guy with the right plan,
你只需要在周一晚上假结婚
you could have a sham wedding on a Monday night
然后周二早上你就有医疗保险了
and be fully covered Tuesday morning.
不敢相信你真的考虑这件事
I can't believe you're actually considering this.
明天算起再过一周我就要被切开了
The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow.
还有什么选择？
What other choice do I have?
我要做的就是找个肯娶你的人
All we have to do is find a guy who's willing to marry you.
仔细想一下
You know, come to think of it,
祈祷也许不是什么坏主意
a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all.
帕德我们都在了
Pat, we're all here,
电♥话♥打来就接过来
so send the call in as soon as you get it.
200块赌你不可能连续三次做到这个
200 bucks says you can't do that 3 times in a row.
呃
Huh?
你接到三次
You catch three of those...
200块归你
200 bucks.
你怎么说斯加沃？
What do you say there, Scavo?
成交
You're on.
看我的啊啊啊
Here we go. Ah-ah-ah-ah!
我来丢
Thrown byme.
抱歉我想我们是来
I'm sorry, I thought we were here
讨论农场鲜肉的首次展示
to talk about the farm fresh rollout?
我能成功伙计投的事情让我来管
They gotta be catchable, big guy. You just let me worry about the shooting.
来吧
Come on.
第一个
That's one.
伙计们
Guys...
哦
Oh!
接得好
Nice moves.
再来一个伙计伙计们
One more, big guy. Guys, please...
请不要....算了
That's... all right.
哦
Ow!
哇
Oh!
哇
Ow.
那是不可能接到的是不可能
That wasn't even catchable! Yeah, well, maybe not.
但那值200块
But it's totally worth the 200 bucks. Ahh!
哇
Whoo!
我服你了
Well, you got me.
你真有意思
You're a regular little monkey man!
我喜欢这个人
Oh, I love this guy.
哦嗨
Oh. Hi.
干嘛整天坐着？
Do you have to sit around all day?
为什么不体验一下西方文化
I mean, shouldn't you be out experiencing western civilization
趁你有机会？
while you have the chance?
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
缝
I fix.
不这是很贵的的衣服
No, this is couture!
只有很棒的裁缝才有本事缝
This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor.
你不能...
You can't just...
天啊缝得太好了
Holy crap! This stitching is perfect!
饿了吗？
Hungry?
都是你做的？
Did you make all of this?
哦！
Oh!
给我的?好
For me? Okay.
哦上帝啊
Oh, my god!
喜欢？
You like?
很喜欢
I like a lot.