绝望的主妇

Desperate Housewives S02E12

Part 5 May 22, 2024, 10:07 p.m.

我的手指！
Aah! Aah! My finger!
我会找到的我的手指！
I'll find it! I'll find it! Aah, my finger!
一定就在这里我会找到的
It's gotta be here somewhere. I'll look for it, man.
别担心伙计我会找到的我的手指！
Don't worry, man. I'll find it. Oh, my finger!
嘿亲爱的好消息
Hey, honey, good news.
我看了一下潘妮
I checked on penny,
她没有哭
and she didn't scream.
我想她应该适应了这个口罩
I think she's getting used to the mask.
我不想你有什么选择汤姆
I don't want you to have options, Tom.
如果我死了我想听到你的生活将结束
If I die, I wanna hear your life would be over.
我要你的余生都在哭泣中渡过
I want you to spend the rest of your life screaming,
"在飞机上的那个应该是我!"
"it should've been me on that plane!"
飞机？
Plane?
我假设是空难可能是别的什么
I'm assuming there was a crash. It could've been something else.
好等等等待
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你能想像有多痛苦吗
Do you have any idea how painful it is to hear
知道你居然考虑过再婚和孩子
about you even think about your next wife and kids?
我决不会那样
I could never do that!
我无法想像失去你的生活
I can't imagine my life without you.
你是我的一切！
You are my everything!
你也是我的一切
Honey, you're my everything.
说说是容易
Okay, well, that's easy to say,
但我要你证明
but I need you to show me.
怎么证明？
How?
做输精管切除
With a vasectomy.
不能给你买♥♥束花吗？
Can't I just get you some flowers?
要那样才行
Look, it makes perfect sense.
我们又不打算再要孩子
We're not gonna have any more kids.
而且避孕药让我浮肿那样会很好
And the pill just makes me bloat. It'll be great!
不勒奈特这很疯狂我知道我知道
No, okay, Lynette, this is crazy. Oh, I know! I know!
但结婚的人该那么做
But it is what married people do.
他们为缓和对方的不安而做出牺牲
They go out of their way to calm each other's irrational fears.
来吧汤姆
Oh, come on, Tom.
我真的需要你这么做
I really need you to do this.
好吧
Well, okay.
行
Fine, yeah.
我去预约
I'll make an appointment.
谢谢你
Thank you.
能问你个问题吗？
Hey, can I ask you somethin'?
最好不要
I'd rather you didn't.
你是怎么开始的？
How'd you get started?
开始？
Started?
你知道干这一行
You know, in the escort business?
你说什么？
I beg your pardon.
我打赌男人会为你疯狂
I bet the guys go crazy with your whole...
你是那么古典高贵
Classy, repressed thing you got going on, huh?
我是说你的皮肤那么
I mean, your skin has, like,
细腻
no pores.
我不是很确定
I am not sure,
但我想你是在称赞我
but I think there was a compliment in there somewhere,
那么谢谢你
so thank you.
但我不是妓♥女♥
But I am not an escort.
你一晚开多少价？
How much you charge a night?
听着我
Look, I'm...
五千
$5,000.
哇
Whoa.
为五千块你要做些什么？
What do you have to do exactly for 5 grand?
嗯
Hmm.
好了
All right.
你的保释金付清了可以走了
Your bail cleared. You're free to go.
你的车被扣下了
Your car's at the impound lot.
明天早上来取
And you can pick it up in the morning.
那我怎么回家? 我没有钱打电♥话♥给朋友
Well, how am I supposed to get home? I don't have any money. Call a friend.
今天我已经受够了羞辱
I have been through enough humiliation for one day.
希望你有更好的建议
I hope you have a better suggestion than that.
让我想想
Okay, well, let me think, um...
走
Walk.
上帝啊
Oh, for goodness sakes!
布里? 你没事吧？
Bree? Is everything okay?
哦我很好车胎破了
Oh, oh, I'm fine. I just, um, had a flat tire.
今天是你的幸运日我换胎很熟练上来
It's your lucky day. I'm a whiz at changing tires. Hop in.
谢谢你
You know, thank you,
但其实是机械有问题
but I think it's actually something more mechanical.
我的车发出奇怪的杂音
My car has been making just a terrible noise.
我认识修车老手
Well, I have auto club.
来吧
Come on.
其实我的车被警♥察♥扣下了
Actually, my car has been impounded by the police.
谢谢你贝蒂
Thanks, Betty, and, um...
如果你能帮我保守这个
I'd appreciate it if you could keep
小秘密感激不尽
this little incident to yourself.
我一个字都不会说我发誓
I won't say a word. I swear.
听你这样说真安慰
Well, that's good to hear,
这条街上大多数人都不会保守秘密
because most people on this street couldn't keep a secret
除非和自己有关布里
if their lives depended on it. Well, Bree,
即使被别人知道了也没什么大不了
even if everyone does find out, it's no big deal.
我是说很多人都有过酒后驾车被捕
I mean, lots of people have d.U.I.S.
对但区别是大多数人
Yes, but the difference is most of those people
被捕时真的喝醉了
were actually drunk when they were arrested.
而我没有
I was not.
当然
Well, of course.
知道吗你听起来并不相信我
You know, you sound like you don't believe me.
我只是
Well, um, it's just...
我知道最近你经历了很多
I know you've gone through a lot lately...
你丈夫的死儿子的问题
The death of your husband, problems with your son.
所以自我保护是很正常的
It would only be natural if you did self-medicate.
抱歉但几时起你对我的
I'm sorry, but since when do you know
个人生活那么清楚了？
so much about my personal life?
布里如你所说
Bree, it's like you said...
这条街上的人保守不了秘密
The people on this street are not great at keeping secrets.
除了你
Except for you.
你很能保密
You're really good at it.
你说什么
I beg your pardon.
你在午夜搬来这里
Well, you moved into your house in the middle of the night.
天知道你有什么
God knows what you moved in
不想让别人看见
that you didn't want anybody to see.
人们听见你房♥间里奇怪的声音
People hear sounds coming at all hours from there.
最近的怪事是什么呢？
And, oh, what was the last one? Oh, right...
在你家门口发现了尸体！
They found a dead body in front of your home.
人人都在谈论艾波怀特
Everybody talks about the applewhites,
但没人能弄明白
but nobody can figure out
你们究竟在藏什么
exactly what you people are hiding.
所以恭喜你的秘密是安全的
So congratulations. Your secrets are safe...
至少现在
For now.
伊迪? 嗨我是贝蒂.艾波怀特
Edie? Hi, it's Betty applewhite.
抱歉那么晚打电♥话♥给你
Yeah, I'm sorry to call you so late but, um...
明天一早我一定得见你
I really need to meet with you first thing in the morning.
是
Yes.
我决定卖♥♥掉房♥子
Well, I've decided to sell my house.
罗恩医生？
Dr. Ron?
你在这里干嘛？
What are you doing here?
我们得谈谈
Uh, we need to talk.
这些话在电♥话♥里说不清楚
And it's not the kind of talk we can have over the phone.
一定要吗？
Oh, are you sure?
因为现在我这样子还是电♥话♥里谈比较好
Um, because I would look a lot better over the phone right now.
苏姗你的检查结果出来了
Um, Susan, your, uh, your test results came back.
这辈子第一次我弄不明白
And for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
根据你
Now based on the...
描述的症状症状？
On the symptoms you were describing... symptoms?
对头晕麻木肌肉痉挛
Yeah, the dizziness, the tingling, the muscle spasms,
寒冷应该是神经问题
the chills... It could be neurological.