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Previously on...Desperate Housewives
Carlos' niece arrived
We want you to be part of this family,
But you will obey our rules.
Lynette and Tom got big news.
- We're gonna have another baby. - Twins
You would actually send your wife to prison?
我妻子 不会 我前妻 当然了
My wife--No. My ex-wife--you bet.
Orson resorted to blackmail.
I think you're the most fascinating woman
That I have ever met.
And karl made his move.
Katherine's marriage to mike...
That woman I was with -- tell her I had to go.
- It's an emergency. - ...was put on hold.
You guys are in danger. Get out of that car.
Get away from Dave.
And when the dust settled, wedding bells rang
The veil was made from the finest silk.
The garter was trimmed with handmade lace.
The shoes were designed by the top couturier in Milan.
The bride wanted only the best for her wedding day
Because she was about to marry
The best man in the world...
For the second time.
- How do you feel? - Like the worse person in the world.
Don't do this to yourself.
Katherine is never gonna forgive me for this.
Mom, this is your day.
You and Mike were meant to be together.
Wish me luck.
Then by the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you
Husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Yes, the bride wanted the best wedding money could buy
But as she left the altar, it suddenly occurred to her...
Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?
She should've spent more on security.
It's not hard to find sin in the suburbs.
Just look behind closed doors.
That's where you'll find your neighbors
Cheating on their taxes...
And drinking too much Vodka...
And stealing their father's magazines.
Yes, the suburbs are filled with sinners,
Some of who occasionally... repent.
We can't do this.
Luckily, we're both adults.
Mmm. stop! I'm married.
Yes, to a man who's blackmailing you.
Don't you think making love to your divorce lawyer
Would be a nifty way to get back at him?
卡尔 不行 不
Oh, Karl. No. No!
If I'm gonna break a commandment,
I don't want it to be for a quickie on this couch.
Who said quickie? I've got 40 minutes before my 10:00.
And thou shalt get sweaty.
我也想跟你做 真的 但不是在这
I wanna do this. I do. But not here.
I need to feel special.
But you are special.
Are you saying
You've never made love to another woman on this couch?
Not a special woman.
Okay. All right.
I get it. I get it.
I want this to be nice for you. I'll find us a hotel.
Call me later when you've set something up.
And just so we're clear, this visit was not billable.
早 我要迟到了 没时间吃早饭了
Morning. I'm late for school. I don't have time for breakfast.
At least take a muffin.
Thank you, uncle Carlos.
Kind of warm for a sweatshirt, isn't it?
Oh, it gets really cold in the classroom.
- Lift it up. - Gaby.
Girls who spend an hour on makeup
Do not wear baggy sweatshirts. Lift it.
Well, that oughta heat up the classroom.
-去换一件 -加布 你发什么神经
- Go and change. - Gaby, what is your problem?
All the girls in my class dress like this.
That's why your school nurse is an obstetrician.
-去换件别的 -好 我就借件你的上衣穿
- Wear something else. - Fine. I'll borrow one of your tops.
It might be exciting for it to go someplace
Besides the supermarket.
Hey, you I can hit.
Do you see what I have to put up with?
- It was just a shirt. - Yeah?
And when she came home past curfew,
It was just 40 minutes.
And when she took money from my purse,
It was just $5.
Why do you always make excuses for her?
She's had a sad life.
Her mom's in jail. Her dad walked out.
She's one dead dog away from a country song.
I don't care.
Maybe she would calm down
If she felt a little more secure here.
I'm not signing those papers.
We need to be her legal guardians.
And look after her for the next two years? No.
Until I see a change in her behavior,
I'm keeping all my options open.
Is this better?
可以了 很好 谢谢
Yes. Very nice. Thank you.
Mmm. What do I smell?
绝望 逝去 和对崩溃的恐惧
Despair. Mortality. Paralyzing fear.
Oh. I thought it was waffles.
Do you realize that
When these twins finish high school,
I'll be in my 60s?
No, you'll be in your, uh...
At their graduation,
I will be the crazy old lady with oatmeal on her chin.
Look, I know this wasn't planned,
But we--we can do this.
I mean, we had a lot of fun raising the first four kids.
But we were done, tom.
We were across the finish line.
No more diapers.
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