绝望的主妇

Desperate Housewives S02E04

Part 4 May 22, 2024, 10:07 p.m.

那肯定糟糕极了
That must have been ugly
的确
It was
他还用这伞捅了帕蒂
Patty was rammed with this
我很抱歉
Oh I am so sorry.
斯加.沃太太
Mrs. Scavo,
你们家里最近是不是有亲人去世了
have you experienced a death in your family recently?
没有没有为什么这么问
No. No Why?
想象朋友通常是一种应对机制
Imaginary friends are often created as a coping mechanism
一种应对丧亲的办法
to... to deal with loss.
哦
Uh-huh
有时它也源于某些重大变故
Or it might occur as the result of some major change
或是源于生活中剧烈的转变
or extensive alteration in their lives
对
Exactly.
潜藏着的是某些深层次的忧郁
A manifestation of some deep-seated unhappiness
你能想到什么线索
Can you think of anything
以帮助我们解决问题吗
that might shed a little bit of light on this for us?
斯加沃太太
Mrs. Scavo?
谢谢
Thank you
我正在想金门大桥
And I'm thinking, it's the Golden Gate Bridge
一个拍摄日落的绝佳胜地
What a great place to get a picture of the sunset.
所以我从栏杆上探出身子想要拍照
So I lean out way over the rail to get the shot
结果警♥察♥来了
Next thing I know, the police arrive.
有人用手♥机♥拨♥打♥911报♥警♥
People had called 9-1-1 from their cell phones
他们以为我要自杀
Thought I was suicidal.
我真不敢相信这他们两个竟然这么谈得来
I can't believe how well those two are getting along
没错这太反常了
Yeah, it's freaky.
安德鲁那么有礼貌那么投入
Andrew is being polite and engaging
他甚至为乔治讲的笑话而发笑
He's even laughing at George's jokes
这就是反常之处
That's why it's freaky.
乔治的笑话一点都不好笑
George's jokes aren't funny
乔治我能问你个问题吗
So, George, can I ask you a question?
这个问题有点私人
And it's kind of personal
当然可以
Sure.
你有没有真正和女人做过
Have you ever actually been with a woman?
什么意思
Excuse me?
好我直说了吧
Well, let's be honest. I think it's obvious
从你的言谈举止来看
by the way that you talk and act
你显然不是情场老手
that you're not a player,
所以我非常好奇
so I was just curious to find out
你是否真的做过
if you had ever actually gotten in the game.
我和女人的经历和你无关
My experience with women is none of your business.
不关系很大
Oh, I think it is
你正在和我妈妈约会
I mean, you're dating my mom
我们俩心知肚明像你们这样的年龄
And we both know that at your age,
约会可不仅仅是拉拉手而已
dating's a little more than just holding hands.
我们并没有在约会
We're not dating exactly.
我敢肯定你们在约会
Oh, sure you are
知道吗我觉得这很好
And you know what? I think it's great.
但我想确保我老妈能开心
But I wanna make sure my mom's happy,
我妈要是找了个懂女人的男朋友
you know, and it would really set my mind at ease
我可就放心了
to know that she's with a guy that knows how to please a lady.
咱能不谈这个吗
This is inappropriate
我父母的性生活过得非常和谐
You know, my parents had a great sex life
我曾经还听到过他们在卧室里做♥爱♥
Man, I heard 'em through the wall of my bedroom once.
闭嘴
Please shut up
你也应该听听我老妈的声音
You should've heard my mom, too.
那…是种很奇怪的呻♥吟♥声
She had this... this weird moan
像这样
It was kind of like,
怎么样很奇怪吧
Isn't that bizarre?
这就是我老妈在高♥潮♥时发出的声音
That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes
吃水果馅饼了
Okay. Time for cobbler
不好意思有个盘子不太搭配
Sorry, one of the dessert plates doesn't match
我想把它换掉
I tried to replace it,
不过它可是斯波德式的佛罗伦萨陶瓷
but it's spode Florence.
很少见的图案
It's a rare pattern
是我祖母的
It belonged to my grandmother.
但希望你们尝了甜点以后
But hopefully once you taste the dessert,
就能忘记关于盘子的一切
you'll forget all about it.
我不饿
I'm not hungry.
乔治你一定要尝尝
George, you have to have this.
这个真的很美味
It's absolutely scrumptious
就这样
That's it.
回你的房♥间
Go to your room!
乔治
George!
听见没回你房♥间去
You heard me. Go to your room.
威廉姆斯先生你怎么了
Mr Williams, what's wrong?
我说错什么了吗
Did I say something wrong?
布里你得支持我
Bree, please back me up
他说什么了
Well, what did he say?
我说不出口太下流了但是他说了
I can't say. It's too sordid But he said it!
你会支持我吗
Are you gonna back me up or what?
乔治起码你得把事情说清楚
George, I can't allow you to discipline my child
再管教我的孩子
if you won't even tell me what he did.
乔治
George.
乔治
George!
索利斯太太我是大卫·布莱德利
Mrs. Solis, David Bradley
非常抱歉上次我语气确实有点重
Look, I feel really bad about the tone of our meeting,
所以为了补偿我打算帮你个忙
so to make up for it, I'm gonna do you a favor.
我越想越觉得
The more I think of it,
你们的婚姻就像是一辆失事的火车
the more I'm convinced your marriage is a train wreck...
千疮百孔损失惨重
the gnarly type, you know, mass casualties.
不过我是一个很好的
Anyway, I'm passing on the name
打离婚官司的律师
of a great divorce lawyer, can l...
你可真够胆
You have some nerve,
居然在我的留言机里说那样的话
leaving that message on my machine
你知道这样闯进来很不合适吗
You realize this is entirely inappropriate?
我来告诉你什么叫不合适
I will tell you what is inappropriate.
你随便评判我的婚姻才叫不合适
You making sweeping assumptions about the state of my marriage
要喝点什么吗
Care for a drink?
不
No!
我在责备别人的时侯要保持头脑清楚
I like to keep a clear head when I'm telling people off
是什么让你认为
What makes you think
你对我和我丈夫的一切了如指掌
you know anything about me or my husband?
你丈夫的档案说明了一切
Well, your husband's record speaks for itself.
而对于你我相信我的直觉
With you, I had to rely on my instincts.
你说的是不是
Would those be the same instincts
你选香水时的那种直觉
that picked out that cologne?
你养尊处优过着奢侈的生活
You're privileged You're pampered
你被宠坏了
You're spoiled
你想要随心所欲
You want what you want when you want it
你想要刺♥激♥
You want excitement.
每五个月一次短暂的监狱会面
A quickie every five months in a prison trailer
不足以让你过瘾
isn't gonna scratch that itch.
恕我直言我自己清楚
With all due respect, I will decide for myself
自己有什么需要该在何时满足
what needs to be scratched and when.
索利斯太太你是个漂亮
Mrs Solis, you are a beautiful,
富有魅力的女人
desirable woman.
你丈夫是个笨蛋
Now your husband is a dimwit,
是个有暴♥力♥倾向的贪♥污♥犯♥
corrupt, violent criminal.
你可以过得更好
You could do. So much better
你是在勾引我吗
Are you hitting on me?
如果是的话你会说什么
What would you say if I were?
我说我怀孕了
I'd say I'm pregnant
看来你被套牢了
So I see, you're stuck.
我不是被套牢布莱德利先生
I'm not stuck, Mr. Bradley.
不管你信不信我爱我丈夫
Believe it or not, I love my husband
我的要价是每小时700美元
I charge $700 an hour,
外加复印费
plus xeroxing.
我给你600
I'll pay you 6,
而且我要你在明天中午之前安排一次夫妻探访
and I expect a conjugal visit tomorrow by noon.