欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S04E18
Part 1
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:42 p.m.
I hold in my hand, ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们 我手上拿的
our competition for regionals.
是我们地区赛的对手名单
Drumroll, please.
请来点鼓声
From...
来自...
North Central High School in Indianapolis,
印弟安纳波利斯北方中♥央♥中学的
the Hoosierdaddies.
印第安老爹合唱团
That's very clever. And from Our Lady
名字起得不错 接下来是来自
of Perpetual Loneliness in Battle Creek, Michigan,
密歇根巴特克里市永久孤单女子修道院的
the Nun-Touchables.
修女感动合唱团
Wait, is that a convent?
等等 那是个修道院吗
Guys, I like our chances against both these squads,
各位 我觉得我们赢他们很有希望
but we still got a lot of work to do.
但我们依然任重道远
Mr. Shue, please stop talking. I have an announcement.
舒老师 请住口吧 我有话说
I regret to inform you
我很遗憾地告诉你们
a deadly asteroid is headed our way.
有致命小行星即将撞击地球
Wait, didn't we just go through this at Christmas?
等等 我们圣诞节不是已经翻过这篇了吗
Yeah, and is it true you and Sam got married?
对啊 你和萨姆真的结婚了吗
Did that happen?
那是真的吗
Shut up, Tina. I'm naming this comet Tubbington-Bopp,
闭嘴蒂娜 我把这颗彗星叫做肥墩墩博普
and it is headed straight for Lima.
它现在直冲着利马而来
Wait, so is it an asteroid or a comet? It's both.
到底是小行星还是彗星 都是
Wouldn't NASA know something about this?
难道国家宇航局不知道吗
We can't trust NASA.
我们不能相信国家宇航局
I mean, last month a meteor exactly like Tubbington-Bopp
上个月像肥墩墩博普一样的流星
hit Russia with no warning at all.
在毫无预警的情况下击中了俄♥罗♥斯♥
Oh, so now it's a meteor.
现在又变成流星了
That's right, Artie, and when this meteorite hits,
没错 阿蒂 等这颗流行撞击时
I will not be spending my time in this room preparing for regionals.
我绝不会待在这里准备地区赛
I will be spending my last hours making amends with somebody
我会用生命最后一刻与我最重视的人
who I need to get right with.
弥补过去的遗憾
Someone who I love very much.
那是我深爱的人
Lord Tubbington.
肥墩墩大人
So go back to your homes and hide your wife,
所以回家去吧 藏起你们的妻子
hide your kids
藏起你们的孩子
and hide your wife.
再藏起你们的妻子
McKinley High, I salute you.
麦金利高中的各位 向你们致敬
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar
我真的很惊讶巨星耶稣
has chosen to end the world this way
选择用这种方式毁灭世界
instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs,
而不是用他灭绝恐龙的方法
which was a global yeast infection.
就是那种全球范围的病毒感染
Do you think God will let me be a girl angel in heaven?
你觉得上帝会让我去天堂当个女天使吗
Wait, there are girl and boy angels?
等等 天使还分男女吗
Does that mean you can have angel sex?
那是不是说天使也能做♥爱♥
All right. Show of hands.
好吧 举手表决一下
Who's worried about
有谁在担心
Brittany's meteor/asteroid/comet prediction?
布里特妮预告的流星小行星彗星撞击
Okay. Well, here's how I see it.
好吧 我的意见是
There are two possible outcomes.
结果有两种可能性
First, the meteor misses us and we go to regionals
第一 流星没撞地球 我们去参加地区赛
and we kick butt, which will only happen if we prepare.
只有我们做好准备 才能大获全胜
Or... we only have a few days to live
或者...我们只有几天好活
and if that's the case,
如果是这样
we need to say everything we need to say
我们得向我们爱的人
to the people we love.
说出必须说的话
I can tell you from those couple of weeks
我前几周没法跟艾玛说话
where I couldn't talk to Emma that there is nothing worse
这让我明白 世上最糟糕的事情
than unfinished business with the one you love.
便是与相爱的人之间有未释的前嫌
And meteor or no meteor
无论是否有流星
any moment you have with those people
你跟相爱之人相处的每一瞬间
might be your last one.
都有可能是最后时刻
Bruce Springsteen always says
布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀常说
that he plays every show as if it's his last,
他把每场演出都当做最后一场来演
and that is the kind of urgency we need at regionals this year.
而我们今年的地区赛也需要这种紧迫感
So this week
所以这周
we're either gonna sing our last songs to each other
我们要么就对彼此唱最后一首歌♥
or get in touch with what it feels like to do that.
要么就体验一下绝唱的感受
Okay, everyone.
好了各位
Let's make the most of it.
我们尽兴发挥吧
Dude. Dude, I saw her.
哥们 我看见她了
She goes here. I can't believe the coincidence.
她在这里上学 简直是天大的巧合
Whoa, whoa. Slow down. Saw who?
慢点 看见谁了
Her. Katie.
她 卡蒂
Okay, listen, I haven't told you
好吧 我还没告诉你
'cause it's a little embarrassing,
因为说起来有点难为情
but I've been having this text-lationship
我最近在跟网上认识的一个姑娘
with this girl I met online.
通过信息交往
She's funny, she's smart, she totally gets me,
她很风趣聪明 完全理解我
but I figured she lived, like,
但我以为她住的地方
halfway across the country or something
大概要横跨半个国家
and I'd have to steal my mom's Volvo for a spring break roadie
我得偷开我妈妈的沃尔沃 花整个春假
to God knows where just to meet her.
才能见到她
But just this morning...
但就在今天早晨
I was taking that English test on 1984,
我在做关于《1984》的语文测试
getting totally frustrated about how I'm supposed to
这本书的背景大概在我出生十三年前
write an essay on the dystopian future when the book is set,
而我要写一篇反乌托邦思想的论文
like, 13 years before I was even born.
我当时那个纠结啊
And then I looked up to clear my head
我抬起头准备理理思绪
and there she was.
就看见她翩跹而至
I couldn't believe it.
我不敢相信
I thought I was hallucinating, but she looked right back at me
我以为我产生了幻觉 但她经过的时候
as she walked by. It was definitely her.
也回头看我了 那绝对是她
I tried to get up and go after her, but...
我想起来追上去 但...
I think I'm in love with this girl.
我觉得自己爱上她了
Dude, you've got to slow down.
兄弟 你得悠着点
You haven't even met her yet.
你还没见过她呢
It's like I've more than met her, okay?
我感觉比见过她还真
Without all the awkwardness of looks or clothes or hairdos,
不管那些傻气的外形 衣服和发型
we really got to know each other. On the real.
我们深入了解彼此 掏心掏肺
I've got to meet her.
我必须去见她
I think I'm gonna skip next hour and just go class to class,
我想翘课 挨个教室转悠
looking in the windows until I find her.
往窗户里看 直到找到她
Okay, and then what?
好吧 然后呢
You can't just walk into the middle of some class.
你不能在上课时间闯进去吧
You can't wait for her in the hall and say,
也不能在大厅里等她 然后说
"Hi, I'm in love with you."
"你好 我爱你"
You need some kind of a plan.
你要制定好计划
And it has to be special.
计划还要很特别
Lord Tubbington,
肥墩墩大人
I know that through the years we haven't always gotten along.
我知道我们这几年并非时时和睦
Like the time that you filed paperwork to have me committed
比如那次你提交文书要把我送进精神病院
or the time you told the police that I was the one
还有你告诉警♥察♥是我
that brutally murdered that whole family of mice.
残忍♥杀害了老鼠一家
But I want you to know
但我希望你知道
that through it all,
无论如何
I always loved you.
我永远爱你
I don't think he believes me.
我觉得他不相信我
'Cause he won't say that he loves me, too.
因为他不说他也爱我
What's Lord Tubbington's favorite song? I mean, maybe...
肥墩墩大人最喜欢哪首歌♥ 也许...
you could let him know
你能通过歌♥声
how much he means to you by singing it to him.
让他知道他对你多重要
Well, I stopped singing to Lord Tubbington out of protest
我在肥墩墩大人加入KKKK
when he joined the KKKK,
即猫咪三K党时
which is the Ku Klux Klan for Kats.
就决定不再给他唱歌♥ 以示抗♥议♥了
You know, you could bring him by
你可以带他来合唱团
and then we could all sing to him.
我们集体唱歌♥给他
That way, you know, he'll see how much you love him,
那样 他就能知道你有多爱他
and everybody else in the glee club
而合唱团的所有人
will stop feeling like you're choosing a cat over them.
也不会觉得你为了一只猫而抛弃他们
Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores,
萨姆 要是忽略你超低的考试成绩
you're a genius.
你真是个天才
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