欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S02E01
Part 1
Nov. 17, 2020, 8:59 a.m.
Last season on Glee.
《欢乐合唱团》上季回顾
Quinn had a baby, Finn and Rachel are in love,
奎恩做了妈妈 芬恩和蕾切尔坠入爱河
Sue's going easy on Will, and even though the Glee Club
苏不再为难威尔 即便如此
worked really hard to get to Regionals,
欢乐合唱团只是勉强挤进地区赛
they didn't win.
并未获胜
Vocal Adrenaline!
冠军是 肾上腺乐团
But it's okay to not win an award,
没得奖没什么大不了
particularly when you had so much fun getting there, right?
重要的是你从中得到许多欢乐 不是吗
Right?
不是吗
We didn't even place.
我们连名次都没排上
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这是《欢乐合唱团》发生的故事
Up here. Come on, focus.
镜头上移 对准焦距
Okay.
好了
Hi, I'm Jacob Ben Israel
大家好 我是雅各布·本·以色列
with Glee's Big Gay Summer,
我将播报欢乐合唱团的基情夏日
with all the Glee Club dish you're dying to know.
以及所有成员的情况 满足你的好奇心
Rachel, how do you respond to rumors
蕾切尔 人们评价你极难相处
you're incredibly difficult to work with?
对此你有什么看法
Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
作为她的男友 我可以代她回答
We've been dating all summer.
我们整个夏天都在约会
Rachel's what you'd call a controllist.
蕾切尔真是个管家婆
I-I'm controlling.
我是爱控制
"Controllist" Isn't a word.
"管家婆"可不是个好形容
Oh. I'm controlling.
我爱掌控一切
Performing is my life.
表演是我的生命
And yes, do I have opinions about it?
我这样有什么不对吗
Does my need to constantly express those opinions
我诚实地说出自己的想法
annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
会妨碍到团里其他人吗
Yes.
是的
That was out loud, wasn't it?
我是不是说得太响了
Will Schuester, how do you respond to a recent post
威尔·舒斯特 最近有人在我的博客上留言说
on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections
欢乐合唱团的曲目带有伪娘风格
sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod?
你对这件事怎么看
Well, I try to do something for everybody.
众口难调 我尽力让大众满意
25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock...
舞台音乐剧 嘻哈乐 古典摇滚各占四分之一
100% gay.
百分百的同志风格
Confirm or deny the rumor
关于你因为让奎恩·法布蕾怀孕
that because you knocked up Quinn Fabray,
而用整个假期清理游泳池赚来的钱
you spent all your summer pool cleaning money
去做结扎手术的传言
on a vasectomy.
是真的吗
It's true.
是真的
It was the responsible thing to do.
这是负责任的行为
Is it also true you're suffering from a crippling depression
这么说 你因为无法对法布蕾小姐忘情
because you're not over Miss Fabray?
至今仍情绪低落 也是真的咯
How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?
有了私生子 你的生活有什么不同
Well, I'm happy to be back, and I'm ready
我很高兴能重返校园
to start fresh.
准备一切重新开始
And... I'm a lot less hormonal,
我对一切都能淡定 情绪起伏不大
so... so there's not really any crying.
所以不会哭哭啼啼
How was your summer?
你的暑假过得如何
My eyes are up here, JewFro.
你眼睛往哪儿看呢 犹太爆♥炸♥头
And it was uneventful.
我的假期 乏善可陈
People thought I went on vacation,
大家以为我去度假了
but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
但其实我整个夏天都迷失在下水道中
What can you say about the rumors
对于你们两个正在约会的传言
the two of you are dating?
你们有什么回应
Because we're both Asian?
两个亚裔就该被凑成一对吗
That's racist.
真是种族歧视
Totally racist.
绝对的种族歧视
Did you get that?
看到了吗
You saw it here first.
这可是本台♥独♥家爆料
Did you know there's a forum on my blog
我的博客上有个帖子 大家求您
that's begging you to stop rapping?
不要再说唱了 你有所耳闻吗
Wait, th-the kids don't like it when I rap?
等等 孩子们不喜欢听我的说唱乐吗
When will you Glee Clubbers
欢乐合唱团的队员何时才能认清
accept the fact that people hate you Kiss it, Jacob.
大家讨厌你们这个事实 省省吧 雅各布
and think you're nothing
认为你们实在多余
but a glorified karaoke club Go away, go away.
浪费钱财 走开 走开
designed to make the inventors of AutoTune
你们不过是个K歌♥团队
millions of dollars?
除此之外 一无是处
When exactly did you ink your sponsorship with Lands' End?
你到底什么时候取得天涯海角公♥司♥的赞助[美国服装公♥司♥]
When are you slated
你何时才能
to make your triumphant return to the Shire?
功成名就 衣锦还乡
How do you get the white on rice?
你们俩是怎么勾搭上的
What did you do with all that breast milk?
母乳喂养的问题你怎么处理
You know what, Jacob?
知道吗 雅各布
It doesn't take much courage for people
把软干酪涂在苏丹式躺椅上
to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barcaloungers
或者在网上随便诋毁他人
and log on to the Internet
是无需什么勇气的
and start tearing people down, does it?
你说是不是
But you know what does take some courage?
但你知道做什么事情确实需要勇气吗
Standing up and singing about something.
站出来 大声唱出心中所想
So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog.
在这里 我要对你的博客读者说一句话
Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online,
下一次 不要在网上发表匿名评论
say what you have to say to my face.
有什么话 当着我的面直说
Welcome back, lady!
欢迎回来 小妞
I don't suppose there's any way you could just
我想 让你把这段剪下去别播
cut out that last part, is there?
大概是不可能了吧
Hey, why so glum, William?
威廉 怎么心事重重的啊
Cat crap in your coffee?
喝了带老鼠屎的咖啡吗
Or are you worried no one's
还是在担心
signing up for your little club there?
没人会报名参加你那小合唱团
Not at all, Sue.
才不是呢 苏
Nationals are in New York City this year.
全国赛今年在纽约举办
I think that list is gonna be filled up in no time.
相信报名表马上就会被填满的
Well, you know what your problem is?
知道为什么没人报名吗
"No tryouts,
"只要报名
just sign up."
就能入选"
Nobody wants to be
没有人愿意参加
part of a club that just anyone can join.
不经选拔就能进的团队
See this?
看到了吗
It's a court summons-- child endangerment--
这是法♥院♥传票 危害儿童罪
'cause there's been a line of would-be Cheerios!
因为从7月下旬开始 要报名参加拉拉队的人
out there since late July.
已经排到大街上了
I guess they lost their humanity a little bit.
大家都为此疯狂了
One girl ate a pigeon, several others
有一个女孩成功入选
started worshipping a possum carcass as their lord.
其他人就会对她顶礼膜拜
That's how much they want to be Cheerios!
看看他们多想加入拉拉队啊
Well, sorry, Sue.
抱歉 苏
Anyone who wants to join Glee Club gets to join.
想加入欢乐合唱团的人 自然会来
Oh, God, Will, let me break it down for you.
天啊 威尔 让我跟你讲清楚吧
High school is a dry run for the rest of your life.
高中就像是你余生的排演
Not everyone can be champions.
不是所有人都能得冠军
Not everyone should be champions.
也没有人天生就是冠军
We need fry cooks and bus drivers.
总要有人来做厨师和司机
Well, Sue, it's how I work, and it's not going to change.
苏 这是我的风格 我也不想改变
I like being friends with you, Will.
我喜欢和你做朋友 威尔
This is fun.
乐趣无穷
You make not trying to destroy Glee Club easy.
你完全不费劲就可以把合唱团搞砸了
You know why?
知道为什么吗
'Cause you're doing such a bang-up job of it
因为只有你一个人
all by yourself.
在那瞎忙活
Oh, it's time to feed my gimp.
我该忙正事了
Oh, and also, Figgins wants to see us.
费金斯要见我们
Not you!
你不行
Hands off that list.
不准报名
Cut my budget?
削减我的预算
You can't cut my budget without written consent
没有美联储主席的书面同意
from the President of the Federal Reserve!
你不能削减我的预算
It's in my contract!
合同里写得清清楚楚
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