欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S04E16
Part 3
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:41 p.m.
But that will never, ever happen.
但这显然是不可能的
Because you are looking into the face of...
因为在你面前的是...
Evil.
魔鬼
I was going to say high school cheerleading national champion,
我本想说全国冠军啦啦队教练的
but thank you.
但谢谢了
I don't think it's fair that you're pissed at me about this.
我觉得你因为这个生我气很不公平
I didn't do anything.
我什么都没干
You let him kiss you.
你放任他亲了你
What was I supposed to do?
那你让我怎么做
It's not like he took a running start.
这又不像赛跑 还能看出他蓄势待发
You're supposed to not let him think that it was even a possibility.
你应该不让他心存一点幻想
Fine, I'll own that.
好吧 这错我认
I haven't minded the fact that both of you are into me.
你们俩都喜欢我这件事 我一直没放在心上
And I certainly didn't discourage him,
我也确实没阻止他
which wasn't fair to him or to you.
这对他对你确实都不太公平
But are you telling me
但你敢说
that you've completely stopped flirting with other girls?
你现在都不和其他女孩调情了吗
I would never do anything.
我绝不会主动出击
So if some Cheerio you're uncontrollably flirting with
那如果某个你控制不住要和她调情的
suddenly decides to kiss you,
啦啦队姑娘突然想吻你
you're just gonna backflip out of the way before her lips touch yours?
你会在她的嘴唇贴上之前 立马来个后滚翻吗
So what are we even talking about here?
我们这是在说什么啊
Are you seriously worried that I'm gonna leave you for Ryder?
你真的担心我会为了莱德离开你吗
I don't know.
我不知道
I mean, he kicked butt with all this Valentine's Day stuff
他情人节的表现实在令人惊艳
and he's like two inches taller than what I am.
而且他还比我高了五公分
I'm not.
我不会的
I won't.
永远不会
I love you and that means something to me.
我爱你 我是真心的
It's not just words.
不是随便说说的
Well, are you afraid that I'm gonna leave you for someone?
那你担心我会为了别人离开你吗
Not as much anymore.
不再那么担心了
Good.
很好
Because it's me and you against the world.
因为我要和你一起对抗全世界
Especially Ryder.
特别是莱德
I mean, I thought he was a good dude, but...
我以为他是个好人 但是...
he's not a friend.
他不厚道
You need to ice him out.
我们得开始冷淡他
I can't do that.
我不能这么做
I mean, you can stay mad at him if you want,
你想的话可以继续生他的气
but I have to be more forgiving.
但我得大度一点
How can you do that to me?
你怎么能这么对我
It's gonna tick me off every time I see you talking to him.
我每次一看见你和他说话 我就不爽
Do you trust me?
你相信我吗
Do you believe that I love you?
你相信我爱你吗
Yes, but...
是的 但是...
Then it doesn't matter who I talk to.
那我和谁说话都不重要啊
Because no matter where I am or what I'm doing,
因为无论我在哪里 在干什么
I'm with you.
我的心都在你这里
**I was justified when I was five*
*年少轻狂 自以为是
**Raising cane, I spit in your eye*
*喋喋不休 坏事做尽
**Times are changing, now the poor get fat*
*时过境迁 风水轮转
**But the fevers gonna catch you when the bitch gets back*
*热力四射 我胡汉三又归来
**I'm gonna dress you up in my love (In my love)*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装 沐浴吾爱
**All over, all over (All over your body)*
*四处遍及 全身上下
**Gonna dress you up in my love*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装
**All over your body*
*四处遍及
**All over your body*
*全身上下
**Eat meat on friday that's alright*
*周五晚上 大口吃肉
**Even like steak on a saturday night*
*周六晚上 牛排合口
**I can bitch the best at your social dos*
*批判奚落 我最擅长
**I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue*
*激♥情♥之夜 狂嗨过瘾
**I'm gonna dress you up in my love (In my love)*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装 沐浴吾爱
**All over, all over (Bitch is back)*
*四处遍及 胡汉三又归来
**I'm gonna dress you up in my love (In my love)*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装 沐浴吾爱
**All over, all over*
*四处遍及 全身上下
**From your head down to your toes*
*遍及全身上下
**I entertain by picking brains* *My love*
*窃他人之成果 娱乐自己* *吾爱
**Sell my soul by dropping names*
*椅名人之盛名 出♥卖♥♥♥灵魂
**I don't like those, my god, what's that* *In my love*
*不喜那些 不知如何表述* *沐浴吾爱
**Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back*
*恶习满满 我胡汉三归来
**Oh, I'll dress you up*
*着汝盛装
**All over, all over*
*四处遍及 全身上下
**Gonna dress you up in my love*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装
**Gonna dress you up in my love*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装
**Dress you up in my love*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装
**Gonna dress you up in my love*
*以吾之爱 着汝盛装
**In my love*
*沐浴吾爱
**In my love*
*沐浴吾爱
**Gonna dress you up in my love, the bitch is back*
*着汝盛装 胡汉三又归来
Wow, guys, that was incredible.
兄弟们 这真是绝了
What inspired that mashup?
你们是怎么想到把这两首歌♥混唱的
I mean, the thing was feuds so we just...
主题是对决 所以我们...
So Unique demanded mediation.
"独一"要求仲裁
Might I suggest doing an Elton John/Madonna mashup?
埃尔顿·约翰和麦当娜的混搭怎么样
Madonna finally forgave Elton John for calling her
麦当娜最终原谅埃尔顿·约翰称她为
"A fairground stripper"
"露天脱衣舞娘"
and saying that her career was over,
还原谅他说她已经过气
but their decade-long feud was epic.
但他们长达十年的不和可以载入史册
Unique is, was, and ever shall be Madonna.
"独一"过去 现在 将来都是麦当娜
He can try to be Sir Elton, but...
他可以试试埃尔顿爵士 但是...
you ain't got it.
你输定了
Well, the awesome things about feuds is
对决的美妙之处在于
that once all the anger has gotten out,
一旦怒气发泄出来
you can shake on it and let bygones be bygones.
双方就可以握手言和 既往不咎
Unique would happily shake Ryder's hand, but first...
"独一"很乐意和莱德握手 但首先...
say I'm a girl.
说我是个女孩
Look, I'm just so confused, okay?
我只是搞不明白
Yesterday you're dressed as a boy; today you're a girl.
昨天你还是男孩打扮 今天你又是个女孩了
What-what bathroom do you use?
你上男厕还是女厕
I mean, make up your mind.
做个决定吧
It doesn't matter what you see.
你怎么看我根本不重要
You don't get to decide for me.
你没有任何权利为我做决定
You are a douchebag, dude.
你是个混球 兄弟
I mean, in this room we can be whatever we want to be.
在这间排练室里 我们愿意做谁就做谁
Becky, it's no secret
贝基 不用说了
you are Nicki Minaj's biggest fan.
你就是妮基·米纳什的头号♥粉丝
Minaj!
米纳什
Inside voice, Becky.
轻点声 贝基
I need your expert advice.
我需要你的专业意见
Now I've got wigs in every shade of Jell-O,
我准备了各种果冻颜色的假发
and costumes from Lima's Circus Museum,
还从利马马戏团博物馆借了一堆戏服
but if I am going to win this feud--
但如果我要赢得这场对决
and I must win this feud--
我必须赢
I can't just be a mere mirage of Minaj, no.
我不能只满足于成为米钠什的幻影 不能
I must become her.
我必须就是她
Easy, Coach. Practice your Minaj face.
简单 教练 多练练你的米钠什脸就行了
I think you said, "Practice your Minaj face."
我想你是说"多练练你的米钠什脸"
Excellent.
非常好
Great, moving on. Most important...
很好 继续 最重要的是...
I'm one step ahead of you, Becky.
我已经领先你一步了 贝基
It's time to perfect my Nicki- Minaj-
是时候完成我妮基·米钠什式的
where-the-hell-did-that-come-from-
惊到肝颤 吓到尿裤
cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs-crazy-pants threat.
宇宙超级无敌疯狂大威胁
I'm not putting up with Your Highness.
我受够了你的公主病
It's off with your head.
别妄想了
Don't you call me a gangster. What?
你竟敢说我是流氓 什么
Every time you patronize me,
每次你对我屈尊俯就
I will take it back.
我都会反弹给你
Leave me alone.
离我远点
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