欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S04E05
Part 4
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:38 p.m.
I don't sing. Prove it.
我不会唱 那来证明一个
Auditions are at 4:00 in the auditorium.
试唱时间是四点 在礼堂
See you then.
到时候见
Another one?
又要考试
I don't understand. All I do is study.
我真搞不懂 除了学习还是学习
I haven't even seen Dark Knight Rises yet. Oh, it was good.
我连《黑暗骑士崛起》都还没看 超好看
Bane was a little hard to understand, but so evil.
贝恩有点让人难以捉摸 但坏到家了
A director's job is to make choices.
导演的职责就是做出选择
You have to pick one.
你得选一台
I-I don't know anything about jukeboxes, Artie.
我对点唱机一窍不通 阿蒂
Well, that one is a Zodiac jukebox,
那是个星座点唱机
this is a Wurlitzer Bubbler--
这是沃立舍点唱机
a knockoff, I'd imagine,
我猜是仿货
because an original goes for around 40 grand--
因为原版的要四万块左右
and that one is a Seeburg-- you may recognize it
那个是西伯格 你也许见过
from the opening credits of Happy Days.
在《快乐时光》的片头里出现过
Oh! Happy Days is a show from the '50s,
《快乐时光》是50年代的剧
and so is Grease, so we should use this one, right?
《油脂》也是 所以该用这台 对吗
No, that's the exact one we shouldn't use.
不 这台才最不该用
It's cliche.
太滥大街了
I say we go with the Zodiac.
我建议用星座这台
But we're gonna have to change the records in it.
但我们得把里面的唱片换了
It's filled with classic rock from the '80s.
全是80年代的经典摇滚曲
Auditions aren't till 4:00, but...
试唱四点才开始 但
I just want to make sure
我只想确保
I'm doing everything I can to make my grades,
我尽了一切可能来提高学习成绩
and if I'm dumb, then so be it,
如果是我太笨 那没办法
but I want to be sure I didn't miss anything.
但我不想错过任何机会
Great. So you want to audition, then.
很好 所以你想试唱
As long as I don't have to sing.
只要我不用开口唱
You know, I, uh... I used to be just like you.
我曾经就像你一样
I didn't think that I could do it, either...
从没想过自己还能唱歌♥
but then...
但后来
I just did it.
我就是成功了
No thinking.
不去多想
I... I just started singing and...
我开始唱
it just started coming out of me and...
声音就从我体内涌出
it felt awesome.
感觉好极了
Like a really good poop.
就像大号♥通畅一样
Bet you're a classic rock guy, right?
我猜你爱唱经典摇滚 对吧
Follow my lead.
跟着我唱
**Standing in the rain, with his head hung low*
*站在雨中 他深深低着头
**Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show*
*演唱会门票销♥售♥殆尽 他没能买♥♥到
**Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene*
*听到了人群呐喊 他在头脑中描绘现场情景
**Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream*
*耳朵贴在墙上 远远听到一声尖叫
**He heard one guitar, just blew him away*
*接着吉他声起 他陶醉其中
**He saw stars in his eyes*
*仿佛看到了星空
**And the very next day*
*演唱会第二天
**Bought a beat up six string in a second hand store*
*便买♥♥了一把二手吉他
**Didn't know how to play it*
*虽然不会弹奏
**But he knew for sure*
*但他心中笃定
**That one guitar, felt good in his hands*
*吉他在手的感觉很棒
*It didn't take long, to understand*
*没过多久 无师自通*
**So he started rockin', ain't never gonna stop*
*他开始摇滚 无法停止
**Gotta keep on rockin', someday gonna make it to the top*
*决不放弃 终会成功
**And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes*
*成为点唱机英雄 眼中闪烁着星光
**He's a juke box hero. Yeah a juke box hero*
*他就是点唱机英雄
**With that one guitar*
*就用那把吉他
**He'll come alive, come alive tonight*
*他会复活 今晚复活
**Yeah, he's gotta keep on rockin*
*他痴迷摇滚
**He just can't stop*
*无法自拔
**He just can't stop*
*无法自拔
**Gotta keep on rockin'*
*摇滚一生
**That boy has got to stay on top*
*当初的男孩走上了顶峰
**And be a juke box hero*
*成为点唱机英雄
**Got stars in his eyes*
*眼中闪烁着星光
**Yeah, he's just a jukebox hero*
*他就是点唱机英雄
**Jukebox hero*
*点唱机英雄
**Jukebox hero*
*点唱机英雄
**He's got stars in his eyes*
*他眼中闪烁着星光
**Stars in his eyes*
*眼中闪烁着星光
Man, that was awesome.
老天 唱得太爽了
So what do you think?
你感觉我表现如何
Should I audition?
我该参加试唱吗
Dude, you just did.
哥们 刚才就算你的试唱了
Hi. I'm Ryder Lynn.
你好 我是莱德·林恩
I know.
我认识你
I saw you in the football game on Saturday.
我周六在球场上看到你了
You're end zone dances are awesome.
你在球门区跳的那段舞帅气十足
I'm Marley.
我是玛莉
I know. I know. Uh, your mom rules.
我知道 你妈妈人超好
She always sneaks me extra meatballs on Spaghetti Day.
"意大利面日"她一贯偷偷给我多加肉丸
Really? Uhhuh.
是吗 是啊
Wow, she must really like you.
那她肯定很喜欢你
Uh, Finn Hudson told me
芬恩·哈德森告诉我
that you were probably gonna play Sandy in the school play.
你有可能会在音乐剧中扮演珊迪
I thought if we were gonna be working together,
我心想既然咱们将来有机会合作
I should say hi.
应该过来打个招呼
I think they want me to play Danny.
他们有可能会让我扮演丹尼
What's that cologne you're wearing, "Jealousy By You"?
你喷的是哪款古龙水 "醋坛子先生"
Uh, what am I jealous of?
我吃谁的醋了
Oh, just your girlfriend talking to the hottest guy at McKinley
你女朋友在跟麦金利最帅的男生聊天
who also happens to be a star football player
他刚好也是橄榄球队明星
with yummy old-school Justin Bieber hair.
留着诱惑复古的碧宝头
She's not my girlfriend.
她不是我女朋友
And who wants Justin Bieber hair?
再说谁稀罕什么碧宝头
Half-black guys who can't grow it.
像你这种黑白混血留不出那种头型的人呗
Sorry, but you had that coming since you broke up with me.
抱歉 但你跟我分手之后就逃不过这一劫
And nobody breaks up with me.
再说从来没人敢主动甩我
Which is why I've been telling people I dumped you
于是我就跟别人说是你长了三个乳♥头♥
because you have a gross third nipple.
令我作呕 所以才甩了你
Now, if you'll excuse me...
我要先走一步了
Hey, Ryder. Hey, Mona.
你好莱德 你好莫娜
It's Marley. Oh, right,
我叫玛莉 哦对 玛莉
"Marley," Like the dead dog movie?
和电影《马利与我》里的死狗同名吗
I heard you killed your Grease audition.
我听说你《油脂》的试唱秒杀全场
And I know you're excited about the prospect of playing Sandy
你有望扮演珊迪 内心肯定各种狂喜
because everyone knows poor people don't have
因为大家都知道穷♥人♥
many opportunities to actually enjoy anything.
没什么机会品尝胜利的果实
Which is why it's gonna be such a bummer
所以如果我把这个角色从你手里抢走的话
when I take the part from you.
你一定会含恨切齿
You're auditioning? I am.
你也要参加试唱吗 是啊
By the way, Ryder, you should know about this one's gene pool.
对了莱德 你应该知道她骨子里是什么基因
She's only got a month or two before she starts ballooning
用不了一两个月 她就会像充了气的气球
to her natural weight of 5,000 pounds
体重猛增到五千镑
and starts writing her memoir, Fifty Shades of Gravy.
然后开始写自己的回忆录《格雷的五十道阴影》
Wow, you're kind of a bitch.
你说话还挺贱的
What'd she ever do to you?
她对你做过什么了
Besides trying to steal away my three-nippled ex-boyfriend?
她想要抢我那个三乳♥头♥的前男友
You cast yourself as the poor little simply adork-able nice girl.
还装可怜打扮成可爱个屁的女孩去试镜
But I know, and you know,
反正我知 你知
and sweet baby Jesus in the manger knows
还有马厩里的宝贝耶稣也知
what you really are: a scheming little kiss-ass.
你实际上就是个有心计的小马屁精
I'm single, by the way.
顺便说句 我还单身
Sign me up, too.
帮我也报上名
I thought you were too cool for the school play.
我以为你酷得才不鸟校园剧
Someone's got to keep you from killing Marley.
总得有人来看着你 别把玛莉弄死
And keep Marley from fornicating Ryder.
是来看着玛莉 别和莱德勾搭上吧
I'm not as dumb as you look, Puckerman.
我没你看上去那么傻 帕克曼
I have the perfect audition song for us.
我想出最适合我们参加试唱的歌♥了
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