欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S04E13
Part 1
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:40 p.m.
Look at her.
看她
This class is supposed to be Free Sing-- for everyone--
这节课本应是自♥由♥演唱 每人都发声
but Rachel hasn't stopped screeching
但蕾切尔唱起来就没完
like a third-rate Maria Callas since the bell rang.
从上课铃响开始就像个半吊子玛利亚·卡拉斯
Because I'm her best friend, I can say this--
因为我是她最好的朋友 我可以这么说
Rachel's always been a little insufferable,
蕾切尔一直有点让人难以忍♥受
but ever since she won Winter Showcase,
但自从她赢了冬季展演
her ego and behavior are out of control.
她的自负情绪和行为就失控了
At home she uses up all the hot water,
在家里 她用光所有热水
leaves rings in the tub,
把戒指丢在浴缸里
and don't get me started on the hair extensions clogging the sink.
长头发堵了下水道更是家常便饭
At school she eschews my company
在学校 她躲着我
and instead surrounds herself with easily awed sycophants.
四周围绕着没主见的马屁精
Oh, my God, Rachel.
天呐 蕾切尔
BroadwayWorld.Com is saying that the long-rumored revival
百老汇网站说传闻已久的
of Funny Girl is finally happening this season.
《妙女郎》终于要在这季回归了
You have to audition. I couldn't.
你一定要去试唱 我不能去
Okay, there is only one Fanny Brice,
全世界只有一个范妮·布莱斯
and that is the Ms. Barbra Streisand.
那就是芭芭拉·史翠珊女士
But you're Barbra's heir apparent.
但你就是芭芭拉的准继承人啊
You gonna get that?
你要接吗
On some level I always knew this would happen--
在某种程度上 我知道这种事总会发生
that, as Rachel's star rose,
随着蕾切尔的星光升起
so, too, would her prima donna- like tendencies.
她会成为自命不凡的首席女歌♥手 这是个趋势
Yes, it's become clear to me:
对 我已经看透了
this Sarah Brightman in training
这位成长中的莎拉·布莱曼
needs to be knocked down a few pegs,
需要有人杀杀她的威风
and I'm the only one who can do it.
而这件事只能由我来做
I can't do this, I can't do this.
我做不到 我做不到
There's ten days to the wedding,
还有十天就要结婚了
and I have all these choices to make by myself.
而我还要独自做这么多决定
I mean, I know Will trusts me,
我知道威尔信任我
but I'm a Libra-- I can't do this.
但我是天秤座 我会纠结死的
Well, when does he get back?
他什么时候回来
End of the week,
这周末
but it was a big success.
不过他们获得了巨大成功
Will said that they got Congress
威尔说他们已经说服国会
to agree to cut federal arts funding in schools by 35% instead of 50.
把艺术资金的缩减从50%调整到了30%
Pretty amazing. Yeah.
很不错啊 对
So, are you guys going on a honeymoon or something?
你们会去度蜜月之类的吗
Um, I'm sure we will.
肯定会去
Will keeps suggesting Costa Rica,
威尔坚持要去哥斯达黎加
but, I mean, us gingers can't be that close to the equator.
但我这种红发白肤女不能离赤道那么近
Why are you asking?
你问这个做什么
I just assumed that
我只是在想
Mr. Shue is going to want his glee club back.
舒老师也许希望重新掌舵合唱团
Well, look, I-I don't think you need to worry
听着 我觉得你不必担心
about Will kicking you out on the street,
威尔会把你赶走
especially not after you did
特别是你在他请假期间
such an extraordinary job while he was gone.
做出了如此非凡的成就
I mean, you coached a really inexperienced team
你带领一支毫无经验的队伍
all the way to regionals.
一路唱到了地区赛
I think that's pretty impressive.
我觉得这很了不起
Regionals is a different ball game.
地区赛的级别完全不同
You need these big, brassy voices to bully the competition--
需要洪亮 高亢的声音来压制竞争者
Rachel, Santana, Mercedes,
比如蕾切尔 桑塔纳 梅赛德斯这种
even Kurt. Blaine can do that.
科特都行 布莱恩可以做到
Yeah, but it's, it's about more than just being able to sing.
对 但只具备唱功还远远不够
It's about the attitude, you know?
还要有积极的态度 明白吗
Yeah. Those kids didn't just want to win,
知道 那些孩子不只想赢
they wanted to crush the competition.
他们想要完全压倒对手
Well, maybe you should have a lesson that toughens 'em up.
也许你应该给他们上一课 鼓鼓劲
You know, I mean, weren't there weeks
之前有几周
where Will had you guys competing against each other?
威尔不是让你们互相竞争吗
That's the perfect idea, Miss Pillsbury, thank you.
这主意太好了 皮尔斯伯里小姐 谢谢
You're very welcome.
不客气
And you can be our special celebrity guest judge
你可以做我们的特别嘉宾评审
to help decide who wins.
帮我决定胜者
Diva.
天后
So, now that we're back in the game,
我们现在重返比赛了
we've got to come strong.
需要变得更加强大
Diva Week is all about finding your inner powerhouse.
天后周旨在发掘你们内心的小宇宙
Miss Pillsbury. That's right.
皮尔斯伯里小姐 没错
The Online Urban Dictionary defines a diva as
网上的"城市词典"对于天后的定义是
"A fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct.
"性格强势 喜怒无常 举止得体的歌♥手
"She is not a trick-ass ho
她不耍手段
and she does not sweat da haterz."
也不会担心各种黑"
Great, so I guess the guys are screwed this week.
很好 我猜男生这周就被排除在外了
Guys can be divas.
男生也可以成为天后
That's right, we all have inner divas.
没错 每个人心里都有个天后
I myself have been considered quite a diva
我自己就曾被认为是
at many a local restaurant
一家当地餐馆的天后
because I know what I want and I will send a dish back.
因为我知道自己想要什么 不合口味直接退货
You all might as well just quit while you're ahead
你们还是趁有面子的时候退出吧
because there are only two ways to spell Unique,
因为"独一"只有两种拼法
and one of them is D-I-V-A-- Diva.
其中一种就是 TIAN天 HOU后
M'kay? 'Shante? I stay,
是水是酒我都会留下
and it will be brought, dished out,
我找好歌♥ 开完嗓
and served and mopped up
唱完之后收拾好场地
by the time you even pick out a wig.
而那时你们还在挑假发
Looking at you, clocking that sadness.
看看你 一脸的悲催相
I have more diva in my little finger
我小指头里的天后成分
than you have in your whole angry inch, Wade-Unique.
都赶上你臭得瑟的全身那么多了 韦德·独一
Tina, you've kind of been talking some ridiculous trash for months,
蒂娜 你几个月来都在说些荒谬的废话
unchallenged, and that stops now.
也没人反驳你 现在你该省省了
Use that finger, use that snap.
举起手 打个响指吧
Listen, guys can be divas.
听着 男生也可以做天后
You guys, I'm going to win Diva Week.
各位 我会赢下天后周
And do you know how I know that? It's because...
知道我为什么这么肯定吗 因为...
**I'm a Diva*
*天后就是姐
**I'm a, I'm a Diva* *Diva*
*姐就是大牌* *天后
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*没谁比得过
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*天后我最大
**I'm a Diva*
*天后就是姐
**I'm a, I'm a Diva* *I'm a Diva*
*姐就是大牌* *老娘最天后
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*没谁比得过
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*天后我最大
**Diva is a female version of a hustla*
*天后即大牌 生财可有道
**Of a husla, of a, of a husla*
*姐是女强人 赚盆满钵盈
**Stop the track, let me state facts*
*把音乐关掉 我来讲清楚
**I told you give me a minute and I'll be right back*
*给姐一分钟 马上就回来
**Fifty million round the world and they said that I couldn't get it*
*姐的号♥召力 五千万专辑
**I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's, I can't spend*
*丑陋恶嘴脸 我已经受够
**How you gone be talkin', you act like I just got up in it*
*白♥痴♥嘴喷粪 当姐是新人
**Been the number one diva in this game for a minute*
*老娘早坐上 那头牌交椅
**I know you read the paper, the one that they call a queen*
*娱乐圈媒体 早冠我皇后
**Every radio round the world know me, 'cause that's where I be*
*各音乐电台 姐早已占领
**I'm a Diva*
*天后就是姐
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*姐就是大牌
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*没谁比得过
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*天后我最大
**I'm a, I'm a Diva* *I'm a Diva*
*天后就是姐* *老娘最天后
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*姐就是大牌
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*没谁比得过
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*天后我最大
**Diva is a female version of a hustla*
*天后即大牌 生财可有道
**Of a husla, of a, of a husla*
*姐是女强人 赚盆满钵盈
**Diva is a female version of a hustla*
*天后即大牌 生财可有道
**Of a husla, of a, of a husla*
*姐是女强人 赚盆满钵盈
**Since fifteen in my stilettos been struttin' in this game*
*十五岁出道 踏平娱乐圈
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