欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S04E17
Part 2
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:41 p.m.
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo*
*别让我像溜溜球一样打转
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**I don't want to miss it when you hit that high*
*我不想错过你最开心的时刻
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo*
*因为我不想孤芳自赏
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**Take me dancing tonight*
*今夜带我去跳舞
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo*
*因为我不想孤芳自赏
**Wake me up before you go-go*
*离开前请把我叫醒
**Take me dancing tonight*
*今夜带我去跳舞
**Wake me up*
*请把我叫醒
Guess what?
你猜怎么着
Everyone hates you.
大家都讨厌你
Excuse me?
你说什么
Maybe that's why nobody wants to work with you.
所以才没人愿意跟你合作
I'm trying to change, but my pastor says
我想改变 但我的牧师说
even Jesus took baby steps.
就连耶稣也是一步步的来
Do you go to the Church of Satan?
你去的是撒旦的教堂吗
Because you're really mean.
你嘴真的好贱
You tell Marley that she's fat
你跟玛莉说她胖
even though your face looks like a soccer ball,
其实你才是月亮脸
and we both know that blonds have magical powers,
而且我们都知道金发是有魔力的
like doing the splits or turning Swedish.
比如劈叉或变成瑞典人
You need to use your magical powers for good and not evil.
你得把魔力用在行善而不是行恶上
And that is why I'm inviting you to take off your Joker mask
所以我希望你能摘下小丑的面具
and bare your soul for the world to see.
让世界看到你赤♥裸♥的灵魂
What on God's good earth are you talking about?
你到底在说什么啊
Tonight's guest is McKinley High's biggest bitch,
今晚的嘉宾是麦金利高中的大贱♥人♥
the girl with the weird lizard ears, Kitty.
长了蜥蜴耳的女孩 凯蒂
Two things: that cat has about three weeks to live
两件事 那只猫就能活三周了
and this fondue smells like hot acrid barf.
这锅奶酪闻着像热辣的呕吐物
Thank you so much. So, Kitty,
谢谢 凯蒂
everyone at school hates you
学校里的人都讨厌你
because you're a two-faced lying slut who no one can trust.
因为你是两面三刀的荡♥妇♥ 不值得信任
True. And yet everyone keeps telling me their secrets,
没错 可大家还是把秘密都告诉我了
so I must be doing something right.
所以我肯定还是有可取之处
Touche, I think the problem is
说得好 我认为问题在于
that people haven't gotten to know you yet.
大家还不够了解你
So tonight, you, me and Lord Tubbington
所以今晚 你和我还有肥墩墩大人
are gonna tell our deepest darkest secrets.
将说出自己心中最阴暗的秘密
You tell me your guilty pleasures
你告诉我你的罪恶快♥感♥
and I'll tell you mine. Go.
我就告诉你我的 开始
Guilty pleasure?
罪恶快♥感♥
I like to fart around old people
我喜欢在老年人周围放屁
and watch the look on their faces
然后观察他们的表情
'cause they just assume they did it.
因为他们会以为是自己放的
That's awesome. Me, too.
感觉超爽的 我也是
Okay, guilty pleasure.
好了 罪恶快♥感♥
When I look at a white dog or cat,
每次我看见白色的狗或猫
I assume that they're racist.
就想他们一定是种族主义[肥嘟嘟是虎斑]
Lord Tubbington's guilty pleasure is Scientology.
肥嘟嘟大人的罪恶快♥感♥是科学论派
Guilty pleasure.
罪恶快♥感♥
Bring it on.
《美女啦啦队》
Guilty pleasure.
罪恶快♥感♥
Bring it on again.
《美女啦啦队2》
Guilty pleasure.
罪恶快♥感♥
Bring it on, all or nothing
《美女啦啦队3:孤注一掷》
Bring it on, in it to win it.
《美女啦啦队4:一鼓作气》
Bring it on, fight to the finish.
《美女啦啦队5:战斗到底》
That one's horrible. There's no way you could like that.
那一集烂死了 你怎么还喜欢看
Guilty pleasure!
罪恶快♥感♥
No, I can't say.
不行 我不能说
No, you can't do that.
行了 别拿乔了
Come on. This is the safe space.
快说啦 这安全的很
We're on the Internet.
我们在网络直播
No.
不行
No.
真的不行
It's too horrible.
太可怕了
Can you whisper it in my ear?
偷偷跟我说
Oh, my God.
我的天
See, everybody,
同学们 看到了没
by acting out our secret shames,
将我们见不得人的秘密表演出来
like Carly's traumatic sense-memory
就像自主如厕对卡莉造成的
of potty training,
创伤性感知记忆一样
we become more vulnerable as actors.
会让身为演员的我们变得更敏感脆弱
Kurt, you're up.
科特 到你了
You want to see some real acting?
你想看真正的表演吗
You're looking at it,
你眼前的就是
because this is nothing compared to my real guilty secrets.
因为这些跟我真正的罪恶快♥感♥相比根本不值一提
And as a gay man, there are so many to pick from.
作为一名同性恋 可说的事太多了
Like my obsessive marathons
比如我对于女强人题材毫无抵抗力
of powerhouse women in TV history:
我的追剧史就是它的发迹史
Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote,
《黄金女郎》《她书写谋杀》
Moonlighting, Designing Women.
《蓝色月光侦探社》《设计女人》
Or my very private Sweatin' to the Oldies sessions on DVD
再比如我私人典藏的理查德·西蒙斯的
with the uncompromising Richard Simmons.
《金曲陪你瘦瘦瘦》DVD豪华套装系列
But my most secret, my most guilty pleasure of late?
但都比不上我最近那个超秘密的罪恶快♥感♥
My boyfriend arm.
我的男朋友手臂抱枕
I ordered it online one night while on Ambien.
一天晚上我吃了安♥眠♥药♥在网上订的
Yes, I know it's a little bit Jeffrey Dahmer,
行了 我知道这有一点变♥态♥
but what can I say?
但我还能说什么
I love being held in Bruce's warm, non-judgmental embrace.
我就是喜欢布鲁斯温暖而毫不指摘的拥抱
And yes, I named him Bruce.
没错 我给他起名叫布鲁斯
That's my real guilty secret.
这就是我真正的罪恶快♥感♥
And if anyone ever found out, especially Adam,
如果被任何人发现 比如亚当宝贝
or God forbid, Blaine,
或老天没眼的被布莱恩
or even Rachel and Santana, it would totally destroy me.
甚至是蕾切尔和桑塔纳知道 都会完全毁了我
Dude, put some pants on. I need to talk to you.
小哥 穿上裤子 我需要跟你谈谈
So, lately I've... I've been battling
最近我很挣扎
a really deep-seeded sense of shame about something in my life,
有些难言的感情正在我心里生根发芽
and it's a secret I've kept buried for
本来我打算在有生之年
as long as I can remember.
都把它烂在肚子里的
Really?
真的吗
Yeah, and I've been waiting to,
真的 其实我一直在等
like, let it out and release this inner sin
可以将这份罪恶的折磨我内心的
that's tortured my insides.
感情说出口的那天
Do-do you have feelings for me?
你是对我有感觉吗
What? Dude, no, come on. What?
什么 小哥 才不是 别闹了 什么
Obvious-obviously, I'm kidding. I'm just...
很明显 我在开玩笑呢 我只是...
It's a million times worse than that.
比这糟糕百万倍
Well, until you can speak it,
如果你不说出来的话
you're gonna be stuck in this shame spiral forever, so...
这种感情就会纠缠你一辈子 所以...
Hey, you can...
你可以...
you can trust me. You can tell me anything.
你可以信任我的 有什么跟我说吧
I like Barry Manilow. What?
我喜欢巴瑞·曼尼洛[美国情歌♥圣手] 什么
I said I like Barry Manilow.
我说我喜欢巴瑞·曼尼洛
No, no, no, you can't-you can't say that in a locker room.
不行不行 你不能在更衣室里说这个
I know, I know, I know, but see, I just relate to his stories:
我知道我知道 但你懂吗 我完全被他的事吸引了
the-the breakups, the lost love.
分手 痛失所爱
Oh, and the rain, who shot who?
还有在雨中 究竟是谁枪杀了谁
It's like he's talking right to me.
就好像他在对我低吟细语
Well, then I think you need to come out to everyone and say that.
我觉得你需要勇敢站出来 告诉大家这件事
No.
不行
Once you stop hiding,
一旦你不再逃避
you'll feel so much better.
感觉会好很多
You really think I could just...
你真觉得我能...
stand up in front of everybody and
在大家面前
say that I'm a Fan-ilow?
坦诚我是尼洛粉吗
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