欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S03E01
Part 1
Nov. 16, 2020, 8:03 p.m.
Shalom, blogosphere.
各位粉丝大家好
Jacob Ben Israel here at
雅各布·本·以色列在
McKinley High.
威廉麦金利高中现场报道
"Sudden Death", big stakes senior year.
"一击定胜负" 关键的高三一年
Who will succeed and who will fail?
谁会成功谁会失败呢
Finn Hudson, mediocre quarterback,
芬恩·哈德森 水平一般的四分卫
mediocre Glee Club lead.
平庸的合唱团领唱
What do you want to be when you grow up?
你成大后想干什么呢
Me? Uh...
我吗
Yeah, I have plans.
对 我有计划的
My mom still hasn't decided
我妈还没决定是让我上
if I'm going to Harvard or Stanford yet.
哈佛还是斯坦福
And where are you applying?
你申请了哪所大学呢
I'm not. I'm only a junior.
我还没有 我只是高二
Senior, junior, junior.
他高三 我高二 他也高二
Hello.
你好
Huh. I thought you were a senior.
我以为你高三了
Optical illusion.
造型带来的幻觉
The chair adds a year.
轮椅让我看上去大了一轮
Me, me, me, me, me, me, you
咪 咪 咪 咪 咪 呦
Me, me, me, me, me, me...
咪 咪 咪 咪 咪
I'm glad you asked.
很高兴你问到这个问题
This year we'll both be applying
今年我们俩会一起申请
to a New York-based performing arts school...
一所纽约的表演学校
Juilliard.
茱莉亚学院
We'll get an eclectic little apartment
我们会在东城区
on the Lower East Side...
租一间别致的小公♥寓♥
Think Bette and
想着贝蒂和
Barbara Hershey in Beaches.
巴巴拉·赫尔希在《海滩》中的表演
Pre-cardiomyopathy.
激动得快有心脏病了
I'll originate a role in a new Sondheim musical;
我会在桑德海姆新剧中创造一个角色
Tony by 25. Married by 30 Legally!
25岁获托尼奖 30岁合法结婚
Broadway, Lincoln Center, West End,
我在百老汇 林肯中心 西尾剧院表演
a tasteful HBO miniseries.
还要参演一部有品位的HBO迷你剧
It's all right here in my planner, you see?
我全写在我的计划里了 看见没
Twitter says you're officially dating Sam Evans,
微博上说你和萨姆·埃文斯正式交往
AKA Trouty Mouth, AKA Hobo McBieber.
他也叫超级大嘴巴 也叫流浪者·比伯
Honey, that is so June.
亲爱的 那是六月的旧新闻了
Yeah, Sam and I dated,
对 我和萨姆约会过
but his dad got a job out of state.
但他爸爸在别的州找到了工作
But I'm gonna give you an exclusive.
但我给你点独家新闻吧
There's a new man in Mercedes' life now,
现在梅塞德斯的生活里有一个新的男人了
and he's my future plans.
而且他就是我的未来计划
I'm not your only your future plans, baby.
你的未来计划可不会只有我 宝贝
You're gonna be a star,
你会成为一个明星的
and when you graduate and win that first Grammy,
当你毕业后第一次获得格莱美奖时
we're gonna make beautiful cocoa babies.
我们就生好多漂亮的黑宝宝
Ooh, baby, how you talk.
宝贝 你真会说话
Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top 'ho
我高三会成为啦啦队的绝对主力
and modeling my fierceness
以拉丁裔的宝拉·阿巴杜
after my numero uno Latina: Paula Abdul.
作为我勇往直前的楷模
Paula Abdul is an Arab.
宝拉·阿巴杜是个阿♥拉♥伯人
Hey, has anyone seen Quinn Fabray?
有没有人见到奎恩·法布蕾了
Hi. Hi.
嗨 嗨
Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
布里特妮 你是怎么计划你的未来的
Wait.
等等
Are you working on a time machine, too?
难道你也在研发时光机器吗
I'm really excited about this year.
我很看好这一年
Okay... cool.
好了 酷
The truth is, I have no idea what I'm doing.
事实上 我完全不知道自己的路在何方
I look around, and everyone knows where they're headed
看看周围 所有人都知道自己的目标
or at least what they want.
或者至少知道自己的理想
I'm lost.
我迷失了
It's like I can't even remember who I am anymore.
好像我连自己都不认识了
Hey!
嘿
Taste the rainbow, glee-yatch!
试试彩虹色饮料 合唱团烂仔
Now I remember.
现在我想起来了
Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
该起床了 小懒虫
Guess who woke up right before I did?
看看谁比我醒得还早啊
I haven't brushed yet.
我还没刷牙呢
Mr. Shue, why are all of our trophies
小舒老师 为什么把我们的奖杯
in the middle of the room?
都放在屋子中间
I was sure that
我本来很确定
our Nationals trophy would grow during the summer.
咱们全国赛的奖杯在暑假会长大
I want this image burned into your mind.
我想让你们牢牢记住这画面
This is what the difference between first
这就是第一名和
and 12th place looks like.
第十二名的差距
It's also what it feels like.
记住失败者的感觉
Are you planning on bumming us out all year long?
你准备在这一年里不停的打击我们吗
No. I'm planning on pushing you harder
不 我打算对你们严格要求
than you've ever been pushed.
严格到你们难以想象
We made it to Nationals last year.
去年我们成功晋级全国赛
This year, I'm not going to let anything or anyone
今年 我不会让任何事情或人
stop us from winning it all.
再影响我们获胜
I let you down last year.
去年我让你们失望了
I lost focus,
我有些不专心
Let some Broadway pipe dream get in the way.
让一些百老汇梦想影响了我
And we're really sorry that
我们真的很遗憾
the guy who replaced you
那个在埃普丽尔·罗兹音乐剧里
in April Rhodes' musical won the Tony.
替换你的家伙最后获得了托尼奖
I mean, I can only imagine your regret.
我是说 我只能想象你有多后悔
Yeah, you know what I regret?
对 你知道我后悔什么吗
Being the laughingstock of the show choir world.
成为合唱团领域里的笑柄
And that's saying something.
这么说不无道理
Mercedes has a point.
梅塞德斯说的对
Finn and Rachel's "The Kiss That Missed"
芬恩和蕾切尔那"失误的一吻"
already has 20,000 views on YouTube,
已经在油管上被点击了两万多次了
and the comments section is just full of pithy banter like
而且在评论栏里满是这种嘲讽
"Why is that T Rex eating the Jew?"
"为什么那个霸王龙在啃这个犹太人"
How many times do we have to apologize?
还要我们道歉几回啊
Yeah. No more apologies.
对 我们不再道歉了
The school hates us even more now.
现在学校其他人更恨我们了
Which is why we have to work
所以我们今年必须得更加努力
even harder this year to recruit new members.
这样才能招到新成员
We're three men down.
我们现在少了三个人
Yeah, only because Puckerman
对 因为帕克曼
couldn't convince Zizes to stay.
不能说服塞西丝留下
What we had was hot,
我们的感情很火热
but after the debacle of Nationals,
但经过全国赛的失败
the Glee Club is not,
合唱团并不火
and my cool factor can't withstand it, all right?
我火热的一面可忍♥受不了 明白吗
My rep is in free fall.
我的人品一落千丈啊
Oh, don't be sad.
别不高兴啊
We'll always have Subway.
我们可以搞地下恋情嘛
She's the one that got away
她就是这样离开我的
really, really slowly.
一点点抽离
Where's Quinn? MIA.
奎恩在哪 我也想问
No one's heard from her.
没人有她的消息
It's sad. I miss her.
好悲剧啊 我想念她了
No one is going to join, Mr. Shue.
没人会想加入的 小舒老师
They will.
会有人的
All they need is a little inspiration--
他们只是想要点鼓励
and I happen to have some,
刚巧我这有
courtesy of Al Motta of Motta's Pianos.
由艾尔·莫塔赞助的莫塔钢琴
Bring 'em in, guys!
抬进来吧 伙计们
You guys are going to love this.
你们肯定会喜欢这的
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
哇 哇
Okay, if there are purple pianos
好吧 如果这有
involved in this, I am on board.
紫色的钢琴 我绝对会努力的
These pianos were repossessed from foreclosed homes.
这些钢琴都是抵押品
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