**What's your age? Was the question they asked when I hit the stage*
*青涩小姑娘 荣登大舞台
**I'm a diva, best believe her, you see her, she getting paid*
*钞票滚滚来 天后才做到
**She ain't callin him to greet her, don't need him, her bed's made*
*女儿当自强 心房♥自己填
**This is a stick up, stick up*
*我要把你们 都洗劫一空
**I need them bags, uh, that money*
*乖乖把钞票 交到姐这来
**All my ladies get it up, I see you, I do the same*
*姐妹要独♥立♥ 大家站起来
**Take it to another level, no passengers on my plane*
*做个娘子汉 天后正当道
**Diva is a female version of a hustla*
*天后即大牌 生财可有道
**I'm a, I'm a Diva* *I'm a Diva*
*天后就是姐* *老娘最天后
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*没谁比得过
**I'm a, I'm a Diva*
*天后我最大
And that is how I made the manager cry at the Cheesecake Factory--
而在芝士蛋糕工厂我就是这么把经理逼哭的
by being a diva.
拿出天后的气场
Oh, hey, you're awake.
嘿 你醒了
An hour before my alarm clock.
我的闹钟还有一小时才响
Oh, when you're in there, can you make me a little tea, please,
你能去厨房♥帮我泡点茶吗
with some honey and lemon? You know, it's really good for my throat.
加点蜂蜜和柠檬 那个对我的嗓子有好处
Sure, I'll just run down to the store and get you some.
行 我去商店给你买♥♥点回来
I'll take that as a no.
这么说你不愿意喽
An incredibly rude no that deserves an explanation.
这种拒绝太无礼了 你应该给我个解释
Okay, Rachel, truth time.
好 蕾切尔 跟你说实话吧
You have been a nightmare ever since the Winter Showcase.
你从冬季展演以来就让人忍♥无可忍♥
I knew it-- it was only a matter of time
我就知道 你早晚会对
before you became jealous of all of my success.
我的成功感到眼红
And just when we were getting inseparable.
我们刚变得形影不离 你就这样
Oh-- we became close
我们之所以变亲密
because you became tolerable,
是因为你变得温柔易推倒
but now you've got that weird naked boyfriend
但你现在交了那个奇葩的半裸男友
and that weird Legion of Sycophants.
还跟奇葩的马屁精军团厮混
Now you are like, you're like an annoying,
现在你就是一个讨厌
self-righteous Lima Rachel on steroids.
自私 服了固醇类药物的利马式蕾切尔
You know what? Let me give you a little bit of truth, Kurt.
知道吗 我也跟你说实话 科特
Okay, the only reason why Carmen Tibideaux
卡门·缇碧戴尔让你在冬季展演上
even let you sing at the Winter Showcase
演唱的唯一原因是
was because she knew that you and I were friends.
她知道你和我是朋友
You might have won the showcase, but my performance
虽然你赢下了展演 但我的表现
was the one that everyone was talking about
才引起了轰动 大家都议论纷纷
because I blew you away
因为我压过了你的风头
and I can do it again.
再赢你一次也没问题
Midnight Madness--
"午夜疯狂"歌♥赛
you and me, head-to-head.
你和我 决一胜负吧
I wouldn't do that if I were you, babe.
我要是你就不会这么做的 亲
Oh, why not?
是吗 为啥啊
'Cause I already beat you once.
我已经打败过你一次了
Diva-Off sophomore year.
高二那次的天后对决
Remember?
记得不
Only because I threw it.
那是我让你的
That high "F" in "Defying Gravity"?
《抗拒引力》里的高F调
I can hit that baby in my sleep.
我随便吼两嗓就能唱上去
I tanked the note on purpose.
我是故意输给你的
Okay, why would you do that?
好 你干嘛那么做
'Cause I didn't want to win.
因为我不想赢呗
I wanted to save my dad the embarrassment of
我不想因为演唱一首女生歌♥
having his son sing a song written for a woman.
让我爸太尴尬
I don't believe you take that back.
我不相信 你快收回那句话
I can't-- it's truth time.
做不到 这就是真♥相♥
That was my first big win.
那可是我第一次大胜
That was the foundation
过去两年
that I built all of my confidence on for the past two years.
我就指着它建立起的信心呢
Aw, consider it cracked.
你就当信心被击垮了吧
Get ready for Diva-Off Part Two,
准备好天后对决第二轮
and this time I'm not throwing anything.
这次我绝不会手下留情的
Enjoy your tea.
好好品你的茶吧
Here, I put together a little cold buster kit for you.
给 我为你整理了一个感冒小药箱
Cool, uh, how did you know?
太好了 你怎么知道我感冒了
Your nose was red yesterday.
昨天你就鼻子红红的
Start off with cough drops,
先吃点止咳药
then two packs of vitamin C,
再吃两包维C含片
a cup of my homemade Chinese chicken soup,
再喝一杯我自♥制♥的中式鸡汤
and finish with my secret weapon--
最后是我的秘密武器
nighttime cold medicine.
夜用感冒药
Aw, thank you.
谢谢你
I really appreciate this.
太感谢了
It's gonna have me feeling better in no time,
感觉好像马上就起效了呢
except for maybe the nighttime cold medicine.
除了那个夜用感冒药
Why? It's amazing.
为什么 那个效果超好
Just makes me really sleepy and woozy,
就是吃了会头晕想睡
which is something I can't afford to be right now,
这对现在的我来说是大忌
not with Diva Week in full swing.
天后周正进行得如火如荼
I want to be able to prove that men can be divas, too,
我想要证明男人也能当天后
which is why I'm gonna give them
所以我要让他们百分百感受到
a full dose of some Freddie Mercury--
佛莱迪·摩克瑞的魅力
just to show how the boys can really bring some diva attitude.
男人是怎么一展天后气场的
Mr. Anderson, you find new ways to inspire me every day.
安德森先生 每天你都有新方法鼓励我
Aw. Thanks, Tina.
蒂娜 谢谢你
**Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time*
*今晚我要好好享受一番
**I feel alive*
*活力四射
**And the world's turning inside out, yeah*
*世界翻天覆地
**I'm floating around in ecstasy*
*我心醉神迷
**So don't stop me now*
*所以 不要拦我
**Don't stop me*
*不要挡我
**'Cause I'm (having a good time having a good time*
*我正在享受人生
**I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky*
*我如同流星般划破天际
**Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity*
*如猛虎般挑战地心引力
**I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva*
*一♥丝♥不♥挂♥如赛车般奔驰
**I'm gonna go go go*
*我心意已决
**There's no stopping me*
*无人能阻挡
**I'm burning through the sky, yeah*
*我的热情席卷而来
**Two hundred degrees*
*炽热难耐
**That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit*
*因而得名热力先生
**I'm traveling at the speed of light*
*我以光速般穿行着
**I wanna make a supersonic woman of you*
*我要让你成为音速超人
**Don't stop me, don't stop me*
*不要拦我 不要挡我
**Don't stop me (Hey, hey, hey!)*
*不要拦我
**Don't stop me, don't stop me*
*不要拦我 不要挡我
**Oh, oh, oh (I like it)*
*就像这样
**Don't stop me, don't stop me*
*不要拦我 不要挡我
**Have a good time good time*
*享受人生
**Don't stop me, don't stop me*
*不要拦我 不要挡我
**(Oh, oh,) alright*
*就是这样
**Oh, burning through the skies, yeah*
*席卷天际
**Two hundred degrees*
*炽热难耐
**That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit*
*因而得名热力先生
**I'm traveling at the speed of light*
*我以光速般穿行着
**I wanna make a supersonic man out of you*
*我要让你成为音速超人
**Don't stop me now*
*不要拦我
**I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball*
*我正在兴头 在舞池劲舞
**Don't stop me now*
*不要挡我
**If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call*
*你要是羡慕嫉妒恨 快来找我
**Don't stop me now* *'Cause I'm having a good time*
*不要拦我* *我正享受人生
**Don't stop me now* *Yes, I'm having a good time*
*不要挡我* *我正享受人生
**I don't want to stop at all, yeah!*
*绝对不要停下来
They say that true divas aren't really mortal.
他们说真正的天后不是凡人
They're more like the Loch Ness Monster or, or Smeagol.
更像是尼斯湖水怪 或是指环王里的咕噜
Divas walk...
天后们走路...
Yeah. and they talk and they breathe brilliance,
对 说话和呼吸都透出不凡气质
so here to demonstrate that elusive brilliance
下面要为大家展现不凡气质的是
is a very special guest diva.
我们特殊的客座天后
Raven-Symon?
雷文·西蒙尼
All the way from Louisville,
从路易斯维尔远道而来
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