欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S01E19

Part 1 Nov. 17, 2020, 9:22 a.m.

So here's what you missed last week:
上集内容提要:
Puck had to shave his mohawk and people started picking on him
帕克不得不剃掉他的莫霍克头大家开始招惹他
so he started dating Mercedes to seem cool again,
因此他开始和梅塞德斯约会看起来又变酷了
because she was on the Cheerios!
因为她是啦啦队员
But then she quit.
但她却退出了
It's just not who I am.
那不是我
Finn's mom Carol is dating Kurt's dad Bert
芬恩的妈妈卡罗和科特的爸爸布特约会
which was totally Kurt's idea, but then Kurt got mad that
这完全是科特的主意但是他却发怒了
Bert and Finn started hanging out.
因为伯特和芬恩常在一起
I miss you, Dad
我想你爸爸
Rachel hurt her voice and couldn't sing,
蕾切尔弄伤了她的嗓子并且不能唱歌♥了
and she kind of thought that was the only thing that was important.
她认为唱歌♥是她唯一重要的事情
I need applause to live.
我需要掌声才能活下去
But then Finn introduced her to a friend who showed her
另一方面芬恩介绍了一个朋友给她认识
that there's a lot worse things to lose than your voice.
让她明白还有很多比她失声更糟的事情
I compensate with humor.
幽默让我聊以自♥慰♥
And that's what you missed on Glee.
这就是《欢乐合唱团》发生的故事
Hey, you wanted to see me?
嗨你想要见我吗
William, there's someone I'd like to introduce you to.
威廉我要向你介绍一个人
He's the newest member of our school board.
他是我们学校董事会新来的董事
And he'd like to speak to you.
他想和你谈一谈
Will Schuester, meet Mr. Bryan Ryan.
威尔·舒斯特见过布莱恩·赖安先生
We've met.
我们见过了
Bryan Ryan.
布莱恩·赖安
We went to school together, and he made my life a living hell.
我们是同学他把我的生活变成了地狱
He was two years older.
他大我两岁
Dated every girl I liked.
和每一个我喜欢的姑娘约会
Got every solo.
得到每一次独唱的机会
**Cheer up, Sleepy Jean
振作沉睡的吉恩
**Oh, what can it mean?
噢这意味着什么?
**To a daydream believer
致一个白日梦信徒
**And a homecoming queen...
和一个返校节王后
What's the matter, Schuester, cat got your talent?
怎么了舒斯特自惭形秽了吗
I'm here to do an audit of our curriculum, Will.
我在这审查我们全部的课程威尔
We may need to cut some of our district's art programs.
我们可能需要削减一些学校的艺术活动
It's really just a formality, William.
这只是形式上的威廉
No, it's not. We'll probably cut the glee club.
并非如此我们可能裁掉欢乐合唱团
What?!
什么
But-but you were in the glee club.
但...但是你也曾经在合唱团
Show choir was your life.
合唱表演是你的生命
It was, Will.
它曾经是威尔
And after I graduated, I hit the big time.
我毕业之后我曾达到巅峰状态
I was a featured soloist
我是一个主唱
at King's Island in The Dooble-Dee-Doo Musical Revue.
在国王岛的嘟啵-滴-嘟音乐剧里演出
We were a smash.
我们大获成功
Then for three years,
接下来的三年
I did the cruise ship circuit.
我乘船环游演出
But when that dried up,
但当演出无人问津了
I realized I had been sold a bill of goods.
我意识到我被忽悠了
Nine years later,
九年后
I woke up on a urine-stained mattress
我在西利迈市一流学区的
in the West Lima crack district.
一张沾满尿迹的床垫上醒来
Then...
然后....
something amazing happened.
奇妙的事情发生了
I was introduced to Jesus.
我结识了耶稣
He was my Honduran social worker.
他是我在洪都拉斯的社会工作者[95%洪都拉斯人信奉基♥督♥]
I straightened up,
我清醒了
put down the pipe,
放下了乐器
met the love of my life, Wilma,
遇到了我的心肝威尔玛
and now I run a successful used Hummer dealership.
现在我是一个成功的二手悍马经销商
Don't make that face.
不要做那副表情
Global warming's a theory.
全球变暖只是个理论[悍马排放污染大]
And four nights a week,
每周有四个晚上
I run a show choir conversion group.
我举办一个合唱团互助会
Hi, I'm Brenda.
嗨我是布伦达
And it's been 42 days since I sang a show tune.
自我上次唱歌♥表演已经过了42天了
Hi, Brenda.
嗨布伦达
Years ago when I auditioned to play
多年前当我试音表演
Miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls,
《红男绿女》中的阿德莱德小姐
I was asked to take my top off.
我被要求脱去上衣
Evidently, that is not... customary.
很明显这个很不...寻常
And... that's when I started huffing glue.
就从那时我开始隆胸
My name is Russell; I'm a glee club survivor.
我叫拉塞尔我是合唱团的幸存者
Whenever anything bad would happen,
每次有不好的事情要发生时
I would just say, "Let's put on a show."
我就会说"让我们来一场表演"
Well, guess what?
你猜怎么着
"Puttin' on a show!"
"表演"
about your father's prostate cancer
对于你♥爸♥爸的前列腺癌
will actually just make him more depressed about the situation.
却只会让他对形势更加感到沮丧
Show choir kills.
合唱演出害人不浅
I just want to have a talk with your kids.
我就想和你的学生们聊一聊
Make sure you're not building up their hopes
确保你没有吹捧他们的希望
just to have them knocked down.
只是让他们认清现实
What if I say no?
我如果不同意会怎样
Just let him speak to the kids, William.
只是让他和孩子们说下话威廉
Let Mr. Bryan Ryan contribute to the marketplace of ideas.
让布莱恩·赖安先生为自♥由♥意见市场做些贡献
What's the worst that can happen?
情况会坏到哪去呢
Okay, guys, listen up.
好了同学们注意了
This is Mr. Ryan.
这是赖安先生
He's a member of the school board,
他是学校董事会的成员
and he would like to say a few words.
他想对你们说几句话
I-I just want you guys to listen critically
我...我只是要你们审慎地听一下
and know that what he's saying
并且要知道他所说的
is just one of many opinions.
只是众多观点中的一种而已
Take out a piece of paper.
拿出一张纸
And on that paper, I want you to write down
然后在纸上我要你们写下
your biggest dream.
你们最大的梦想
A dream that means so much,
一个有重大意义的梦想
you're afraid to admit it even to yourself.
甚至连你们自己都不敢承认和面对的梦想
Your dream is never going to happen.
你们的梦想永远都不会实现
91% of you will spend your entire lives living
你们中91%的人将花费你们的一生生活在
in Allen County, Ohio.
俄亥俄州的艾伦县
So unless you wrote down that your dream was
除非你写下的梦想是
to "Work for a mid-market health insurance provider"
"成为中端市场的健康保险推销员"
or "Find an entry level job in an elderly care facility,"
或"在养老院找到一份入门级工作"
you're going to be very disappointed.
否则你们将会非常失望
This is really depressing.
这太打击人了
I'm going to guess that a lot of your dreams
我可以猜出一大堆你们的梦想
involve "Showbiz."
包括"演艺圈"
Well, let me tell you.
那么让我告诉你们
Showbiz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.
进入演艺圈是所有梦想中最不切实际的
But... that's what I want to do with my life.
但是...这正是我想要的生活
Oh, look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings,
你看我并不想伤害你们的感情
I'm just trying to spare you disappointment.
我只是不想你们将来感到失望
I think we get your point.
我想我们明白你的意思了
Aw, well, Schuester here's a prime example.
这里舒斯特就是一个最好的例子
He used to have that glimmer of hope in his eyes
他过去眼中时常闪现希望的光芒
that I can see right now in all of yours.
同样的光芒我现在在你们眼中也能看见
But he couldn't make it happen for himself,
但是他自己并未能实现梦想
so he now has to try and convince you all
因此他现在试着让你们相信
that it will happen for you.
你们的梦想会实现
Guess what?
猜猜怎样?
His dream didn't work out.
他的梦想没有实现
And neither will yours.
你们的梦想也不会实现
Okay, you're done here.
好吧你到此为止吧
You would be wise to show me some respect.
聪明点就知道要对我表示敬意
You've said your piece.
你要说的都说了
Now get out.
现在出去
Well, Schuester, I should thank you.
舒斯特我应该谢谢你
You've made my decision about which program to cut a lot easier.
我不必艰难地选择就知道该砍掉哪个社团了