会给欢乐合唱团留下张灿烂的笑脸
Is going to have a glee club photo with every one Of your smiling faces.
我保证
You have my word on it.
小舒 我是在帮合唱团的忙
Shue, I'm doing the glee club a solid.
我们绝不给别的孩子侮辱他们的机会
We're denying the opportunity to other children To further humiliate them.
不不不 那些孩子会一直登台
No, no, no. Those kids get up on stage all the time,
不管别人怎么想
No matter what anyone thinks of them,
他们都会坚持的
And they perform.
他们不会让任何人任何事阻挠他们
They don't let anyone or anything get to them.
那才是你应该鼓励的
That's something you should encourage.
苏是不对的
Sue is wrong!
好 给他们一张照片就是了
Fine. I'll give them a photo.
多谢
Thank you.
要1000美元
For $1,000.
什么
What?
要照片就得付钱
That's what is costs.
年度封面本来就是用来宣传的 小舒
The yearbook is prime advertising space, shue.
弗雷德里克森的殡仪馆
Frederickson's funeral parlor
去年在霹雳校园上登了的整页的广♥告♥后
Experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue
增收了1.3%
After their full page ad last year in the thunderclap.
好吧
Okay, um...
1/4页怎么样
What about a quarter page?
那要多少钱
How much does that cost?
325美元
$325.
那样够登两名欢乐合唱团成员
That will buy you enough space for a photo of two members of the glee club.
出现在桑德罗叔叔鸡肉夹心饼干
Right below the advertisement
广♥告♥的下面
For uncle sandro's chicken inside of a waffle.
费金斯 钱实在太多了
Figgins, that's a lot of money.
这已经是折中的方法了 小舒
It's a compromise, shue.
现在你最好找个漂亮的拉拉队长
Now, I suggest you select a good-looking cheerleader--
不要那个怀孕的
Not the pregnant one--
还有四分卫的来拍照
And the quarterback for the photo
这样他们的脸比较不会
As their faces are less likely
被安全别针挖出去
To be scratched out with safety pins.
舒斯特先生 很抱歉我打扰了
Mr. Schuster, I'm very sorry to interrupt.
费金斯校长
Principal figgins,
你应该很了解 这是我在合唱团的
As you very well may know, this is my first year
第一年 可我刚刚才得知我们的
In glee club and I've just been informed
新航向竟然无法有一张年刊照片
That new directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo.
你可能知道 我的两个同性恋爸爸
As you might expect, my two gay dads
和当地的美国公民♥联♥会有很深的关系
Have a very close relationship with our local branch
所以全都由我...
Of the aclu and if it's up to me...
我早就这么做了 蕾切尔
Beat you to the punch, rachel.
事情解决了
It's all good.
我们会上年刊的
We're in the yearbook.
哦太好了
Oh. Fantastic.
太谢谢你了
Thank you so much.
随便你们怎么取笑我
Make fun of me all you want,
但年刊照片就是我的一切
But school pictures are everything to me.
这是为被狗仔拍照做了很多练习
They're great practice for getting photographed By the paparazzi.
媒体都是有侵略性的
Invasive as the press may be,
明星们依靠他们获得名誉
Stars are dependent on them for their fame,
我觉得我要准备好
And I feel I must be prepared.
[演讲社团]
为了做好准备 我尽可能多地参与社团
In order to do so, I join every club I possibly can.
[模拟联♥合♥国♥社团]
你是不是在想
Know you're thinking that I'm
我加入这些社团
just joining all of these clubs
[文艺复兴剧团]
只是为了让自己感觉很有存在感
To give off the appearance that I'm involved, known to exist,
但加入欢乐合唱团不一样
But glee club is different.
[穆♥斯♥林♥学生俱乐部]
我真的很喜欢合唱团
I really love glee
[黑人学生联合会]
我信仰我们所拥护的
And I believe in what we stand for.
我们后来居上
We've come from behind,
虽然被人嘲笑 被人要求解散
Dismissed and ridiculed by everyone,
但我们一直在做自己
And we've made something of ourselves,
我很自豪是其中的一份子
Something that I'm proud to be a part of,
我想要在合唱队历史上留下足迹
Something I want to be remembered for.
这样整面旗就全了
Oh, that's got the whole flag.
我失去了我的拉拉队服装
I miss my cheerios uniform.
那让很有安全感 很从容
Made me feel safe. Contained.
虽然有时我觉得自己被排除在外
Even when I was feeling left out,
至少看上去我好像还是她们中的一员
At least I looked like I was a part of something.
我希望我的孩子可以看看这些书
I want my kids to be able to look back at these books
看看我是怎样的人
And see who I was,
他们会为我而骄傲
Make them proud.
当然不是现在怀着的这个私生子
Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course,
而是我结婚以后生的小孩
The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready.
我可能看起来不再是拉拉队队长了
I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore,
但我的内心里还是的
But I'm still her on the inside.
我受够了当一个牺牲品
I'm done playing the victim.
当拉拉队长年刊的照片拍好时
When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook,
我也要在里面并且归队
I'm going to be in it and back on the squad,
不管苏·西尔威斯特乐不乐意
Whether sue sylvester likes it or not.
亲爱的 哪一条领带比较搭我的衬衫
Hey, baby. Which one of these ties goes better with my shirt?
你挡住电视了 威尔
You're blocking the tv, will.
噢 别闹了 帮我挑一条吧
Oh, come on. I need your help.
是学校照相时要用的
School pictures are coming up.
如果是那样的话
Oh. Well, in that case, um...
打上红色那条去照老师集体照
Wear the red one for the teacher photo
打绿色那条照合唱团合照
And the green one for the glee club.
这样有学生乱涂你的脸的时候
It'll pop more
至少从领带还可以知道是你
When the cool kids deface it.
恩 关于这个
Yeah. I, uh...
我想和你谈一谈
I wanted to talk to you about that.
费金斯不会在年鉴里放合唱团的照片
So, figgins stopped putting the glee club photo in the yearbook
因为一旦放了必定有人在上面乱涂乱画
Because it always gets vandalized,
这对合唱团的孩子们很不公平
And I just feel so bad for the kids.
我是指 他们那么努力
I mean, they work so hard.
他们应该得到大家的认可
They deserve to be recognized.
如果不放合唱团的照片
Not being in that book gives the appearance
这就好像在暗示合唱团一点也不重要
That glee club isn't important.
我想掏钱买♥♥下一块版面
I want to buy an ad and use it
用来放合唱团的照片
as the glee club photo spread.
这大概要花300块钱
It's around $300.
噢 你可真善良啊
Oh, great.
你怎么不把冰箱里的吃的拿出来
Yeah, why don't you take the food out of the refrigerator
分给你们合唱团的孩子呢
And just give that to the kids?
威尔 你这样是不是要让我和孩子饿死
Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly.
我们还有几百块闲钱
We have a couple hundred bucks left over
就是之前卖♥♥蓝色轰炸机II攒下的钱
From selling the blue bomber ii.
我不同意 威尔 我不同意
The answer's no, will. No.
-但是如果我们 -不行
- But if we... - No!
不行 就是不行
No. No.
你能等到周四再兑现吗
Actually, can you wait to cash that until thursday?
科特 我有个绝好的消息要告诉大家
Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club
你听了一定会觉得我最热爱学校的学生
That would officially make me the most involved student in the whole school.
我想发起一个玻璃拉拉盟
I want us to start a gaylesball.
你说什么
I'm sorry?
就是玻璃和拉拉的联盟啊
The gay-lesbian alliance.
玻璃拉拉盟
Gay-lesb-all.
嗨 同学们
Hey, guys!
我有好消息哦
Great news!
合唱团的照片要上霹雳校园了
Glee club gets a photo in the thunderclap.
没错
Yep.
霹雳校园将会告诉整个学校
It's going to show everyone at the school
合唱团正在成长壮大
That glee club is on its way up.
等我们赢了地区赛
When we win regionals,
我们就会成为众星捧月的对象
Those claps are going to be collector's items.
比如说
I mean,
你们的同学会争着要你们的签名
All of your classmates are going to be Begging for your autographs.
但是登合唱团的照片也是有条件的
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