欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S01E02

Part 6 Nov. 17, 2020, 9:16 a.m.

Can I, once again, stress my most strenuous
我可以再次重申下
Objections to this attempted suicide?
我们这么做就相当于自杀吗
They're not going to kill us.
他们又不会吃了我们
Because we're going to give them what they want.
因为我们会唱他们想听的东西
Blood? Better.
血吗比那更好
Sex.
性
Silence, children.
同学们静一静
Silence.
静一静
First, an announcement.
首先宣布一个通知
The toilets are broken again.
厕所又坏了
We are fixing the problem, but let me warn you.
我们正在抢修但是我得警告你们
There will be zero tolerance
下次谁再把地板弄脏
For anyone soiling school grounds.
必定严惩
We're not going to have a repeat of last time.
不能再像上次那样了
We have a treat for you guys today.
今天要犒劳一下同学们
Mr. Schuester.
舒斯特先生
Yay, glee!
耶欢乐合唱团
Glee kids, hooray!
欢乐合唱团加油
Hi. Uh, when I went to school here,
当我在这里读书的时候
Glee club ruled this place.
欢乐合唱团很火
And we're on our way back.
我们正在重拾昔日的风光
But we need some recruits to join the party.
但是我们需要新成员
Now, I could tell you all about
我可以告诉你们
How great glee is, but, uh,
欢乐合唱团有多棒
I think I'm going to let some friends of mine
但是我想让我的朋友们
Show you instead.
展示给大家
**Get up on this
上吧
**Get up on this ooh, baby, baby
上吧宝贝
**Ba-baby, baby
宝贝
**Ooh, baby, baby
宝贝宝贝
**Ba-baby, baby get up on this
宝贝上吧
**Push it hey!
加把劲啊
**Get up on this
上吧
**Push it
加把劲啊
**Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa salt and pepa's here
椒椒椒椒盐乐队来啦
**Now, wait a minute, y'all.
大家等一下啦
**Now, this dance ain't for e'rybody
这支舞不是每个人都可以跳的
**Only the sexy people
只有性感的同学才行
**So all you fly mothers
黑暗中的人啊
**Get on out there and dance
都出来跳舞吧
**Dance, I said
来跳吧
**Holla! sa-salt and pepa's here
椒盐乐队在此
**And we're in effect, want you
我们正热血沸腾
**To push it, babe
你也来加把劲啊
**Cooling by day, then at night
白天冷酷
**Working up a sweat, come on, girls
夜间沸腾
**Let's go show the guys that we know
女孩们让我们来展现给男孩子们
**How to become number one in a hot party show
怎样成为派对上的男一号♥
**Now push it
加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Push it good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Push it real good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Push it good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Puh-push it real good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Get up on this
上啊
**Get up on this
上啊
**Yo, baby pop
宝贝啊
**Yeah, you, come here, give me a kiss
过来给我亲一个
**Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
不赶紧的我就火了
**Can you hear the music pumping hard
听到大声的音乐了吗
**Like I wish you would?
希望你听得到
**Now push it ah...
加把劲啊
**Push it
加把劲啊
**Push it good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Push it real good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Push it good
一起加把劲啊
**Ah... push it
加把劲啊
**Puh-push it real good ah...
一起来加把劲啊
**Push it
加把劲啊
**Get up on this ah... push it
上吧加把劲
**Get up on this
上吧
**Ow! holla!
来吧
**Get up on this ah... push it
上吧加把劲
**Push it.
加把劲啊
Yes!
太棒了
Let me be the one to break the silence.
我先说吧
That was the most offensive thing I've seen
执教二十年来这是我看到过的
In 20 years of teaching.
最让人反感的东西了
And that includes an elementary school production of hair.
其中还包括小学生拍的《头发》(音乐剧)
We received angry e-mails
我收到了好多家长的来信
From a number of concerned parents,
他们既气愤又担心
Many of whom thought that their children were going to hear
他们本来以为孩子们
A special olympian speak about overcoming adversity.
会听到一场关于克服逆境的励志演说
I... I really don't know what to say.
我不知道说什么好了
Well, let me help you out, then.
那就我说吧
My first thought
我第一个想法
Was that your students should be put into foster care.
就是你的学生应该被关进少管所
But you're the one who should be punished.
但是该受罚的人是你
I demand your resignation from this school,
我要求你辞职
As well as the disbanding of glee club.
而且封了欢乐合唱团
Now, hold on, sue.
等等u3000苏
The issue is content.
问题是他们唱的歌♥不合适
Those kids are talented.
孩子们还是很有才华的
And I have not seen the student body this excited
自从缇芙尼上次在北山礼堂表演以后
Since tiffany performed at the north hills mall.
我就没见过学生们这般兴奋了
I took the liberty of calling my pastor
我擅自找牧师提供了
To provide a list of family-friendly songs
一些适合孩子们唱的歌♥
That reflect our community's values.
这些歌♥能反映出社区价值的
Your kids can only perform these
你的团员只能唱
preapproved musical selections.
这些批准的音乐剧
But all these songs have either
但是这些歌♥
"jesus" or "balloons" in the title.
不是关于上帝就是关于气球的
But they're also songs about the circus.
也有关于马戏团的嘛
This egg is sunny-side up, will.
你的合唱团很有希望的
You need new outfits.
不过你得给团员新队服
I got several flashes of panty from your group today,
今天我几次看到了不该看的部分
And I'm not talking about the girls.
而且还是你的男团员的
So, sue, I'm cutting your dry-cleaning budget
苏我要削减你啦啦队的干洗经费
To pay for new costumes for the glee club.
补贴到欢乐合唱团的队服上来
This will not stand.
这让人无法容忍♥
Oh, sue.
苏
The dry-cleaners here are just as good as the ones in europe.
这里的干洗机跟欧洲的一样好
Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉舒斯特先生
Do you understand what you did today? You lied to me.
你知道你今天干了什么好事吗你骗我
And you ruined our chances. No parent in their right mind
而且你毁掉了我们的机会
Is going to let their kid join glee now.
脑筋坏掉的家长才会让孩子加入我们团
Oh, and, uh, here's a list
校长只允许
Of the songs that we're allowed to sing.
我们唱这些歌♥
What's a "luftballoon"?
"气球"是什么歌♥
Look, I know how much you care about glee club.
我知道你有多在乎欢乐合唱团
And I understand why you did what you did.
而且我明白你为什么这么做
But I don't like the way you did it.
但是我不喜欢你这样做
They're for tulip-a-looza.
这是去郁金香展览的票
It's a tulip festival down
哥伦布斯会展中心正在搞