For any funny business, and Jessie's a good kid.
耍手段 而且杰西是个好孩子
I mean, what can you do?
我是说 你又能怎样
The heart wants what the heart wants.
心有所属 心有所向
Sometimes there's that little spark.
有些时候就是一点火花在作祟
I'm not interested in coaching
我没兴趣指导你那个
Just your average high school glee club.
普普通通的高中合唱团
I'm driven to excellence.
我立志要达到卓越
Yeah, excellence.
是啊 卓越
A lot of people thought I couldn't take Nationals
许多人认为我光给孩子们上上课
With a routine where the kids dance entirely on Their hands.
根本拿不到全国赛的冠军
Okay... I'm sorry.
对不起
We have to stop.
我们得停下来
I...
我...
I just can't do this.
我不能这么做
Aw, I'm sorry.
对不起
I'm all business; I'm trying to work on that.
我总是谈公事 我正在努力改掉这个毛病
No, it isn't that.
不 不是因为那个
Are you gay?
你是同性恋
What?
什么
No.
不是
Because most of the show choir directors
大多数和我亲热的合唱团指导
I make out with are gay.
都是同性恋
I spend every waking moment
我除了睡觉每时每刻
Thinking about Vocal Adrenaline.
都在为肾上腺乐团着想
I have no life.
我没有私人生活
I haven't been on a date in three years.
我已经三年没有约会过了
Here you go.
给你
Thanks.
谢谢
I did lie to you earlier.
我刚刚说谎了
I do know who you are.
我其实认出你了
I saw you at our fall invitational.
在我们的秋季邀请赛上我见过你
I thought you were really cute.
我认为你很帅气
You know, I know what you mean--
我知道你什么意思...
About being obsessed with work.
关于全身心投入工作的事
I'm so committed to the glee club,
我如此痴迷的投入到欢乐合唱团
And I think it played a big part in ending my Marriage.
我认为这是导致我离婚的一个重要原因
How long have you been divorced?
你离婚多久了
Um... Well, I'm not really divorced yet.
我还没有真正离婚
And then I-I started dating
之后我和一位
Someone I-I really care about,
我非常在乎的女士开始约会
But it isn't working for some reason.
但是因为某种原因没能开花结果
Oh, you're already seeing someone else
你都已经开始和别人约会了
And you were just making out with me.
刚才还跟我亲热
I'm kind of a mess.
我现在一团糟
Look, I don't want to tell you how to live your Life...
好吧 我不想告诉你该如何生活...
Please, be my guest.
请讲 我洗耳恭听
I think you need to take some time
我觉得你应该慢慢来
To reintroduce yourself to yourself.
重新认识清自己
You just finished being somebody's husband,
你刚刚结束为人夫的日子
And that didn't really work out.
看来你做的并不理想
And now you're running off to be
而现在你又急着想
Somebody's boyfriend?
跑去当别人男朋友吗
Seems to me you need to take a little breather.
看起来你需要先停下脚步喘口气
Look,
看看你
That hair, that dimple,
那头发 那酒窝
That terrible clunker you drive--
还有你开的那辆破车...
I think you're about the cutest thing I've ever Seen.
我认为你是我见过最可爱的男人
Here's my number.
这是我的电♥话♥
When you get things sorted out, give me a call.
等你把事情想明白了 给我打电♥话♥
Thank you for the coffee.
谢谢你的咖啡
And the making out-- kind of hot.
还有亲热的部分...很火♥辣♥
Hey, guys.
你们好 伙计们
Cut the butter, Benedict Arnold.
别装了 本尼迪克特·阿诺德[美国一位叛变将军]
We heard about your new boyfriend.
我们听说了你的新男友
Look, Rachel,
蕾切尔
We're all happy that you're happy,
你能快乐我们都为你高兴
But we've worked too hard in Glee Club
但是我们为了欢乐合唱团这么辛苦排练
To let you throw it all away on a relationship
不能因为你的爱情就功亏一篑
That might not even be real.
何况这段恋情可能还不是真的
Why, 'cause he's in Vocal Adrenaline?
为什么 就因为他是肾上腺乐团的
Their motto is "Aut neca aut necatus eris."
他们的座右铭是"Aut neca aut necatus eris"
Which loosely translates to "Murder or be Murdered."
大致的意思是"谋杀或者被杀"
They give their dancers human growth hormone.
他们给舞者吃人体生长激素
Look, we're not saying
我们不是说
The dude is playing you. He's playing you.
那个家伙在玩弄你 他就是在玩弄你
We just think that until Regionals are over,
我们认为在地区赛结束之前
We can't risk the possibility that he is.
不能冒险让你和他交往
None of us want to go through
我们谁也不想再经历一遍
What happened at Sectionals again.
分组赛上发生的事情了
Okay, look, Jessie and I might not be true love,
好吧 杰西和我可能不是真心相爱
But what if we are?
可万一要是呢
I know who I am.
我知道自己什么样
And how many chances at this am I going to get?
这样的机会我还能碰上几次
If you don't break up with him, you're out.
要是你不和他分手 你就出局
You can't kick me out!
你们不能把我踢出合唱团
But we can all quit if Mr. Shue doesn't.
如果舒先生不开除你 我们全部退出
Well, good luck winning without me.
没有我你们根本赢不了
Everyone is replaceable, even you.
每个人都是可以替代的 即使是你也一样
How could you do this to me?
你们怎么能这样对我
How could you do this to us?
你怎么能这样对我们
We're a team,
我们是个团队
And All you've ever wanted was for us to be great,
你曾经想要让我们变得伟大
And be a part of something special.
成为与众不同的一分子
Now is that still true or not?
你说的这些话还算不算数
You wanted to see me, Coach Sylvester?
你要见我 西尔威斯特教练
I did, Rachel.
是的 蕾切尔
I want to introduce you
我为你隆重介绍
To the Mckinley High Old Maids Club.
麦金利高中老处♥女♥俱乐部
Have a seat,Boy hips.
请坐 大屁♥股♥
I don't understand.
我不明白
Well, Rachel, it's come to my attention
是这样 蕾切尔 我注意到
That you've been given the old heave-ho
你被那个笨拙的芬恩•哈德森
By that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.
无情的拒绝了
Ouch. And I also understand
可怜 我还了解到
You have a serious suitor in the form a piping hot
你在其他学校有一个
Hunkwad from another district,
帅气又健壮的追求者
But that your fellow
但是你合唱团的
Glee clubbers are so incensed with betrayal,
伙伴们选择了背叛
They barely have time to apply Freeze Off
他们都还没来得及
To the clusters of warts between their knuckles.
把手指关节上的肉赘做冷冻处理
How did you know that?
你是怎么知道的
Brit and I told everybody in Glee Club
布里特和我把杰西·史蒂芬·詹姆斯的事
About Jessie St. James.
告诉了合唱团里的每个人
They're furious.
他们很愤怒
If Rachel falls for him, the club will self-Destruct.
如果蕾切尔爱上了他 整个团就会垮掉
Outstanding. On to step two.
好极了 第二步
Round up a bunch of mustache-sporting teenage girls
给我找一些腺体有问题 长出胡子
With glandular conditions.
练体育的姑娘来
Anything else?
还有其他事吗
Sometimes I forget my middle name.
有时我会忘记我的中间名字
I know how torn you must be, Berry.
我知道你一定很伤心 贝里
My freshman year,
我高一那年
I fell for a boy on an opposing wrestling squad,
我喜欢上对手方的一个摔跤手
But my team wouldn't go for it.
但是我的队友不同意
So, the next time I stepped onto the mat,
所以 之后一次登上摔跤台
I pinned him so hard, it ruptured his scrotum,
我对他下了狠手 把他的阴囊打坏了
Ending his run for
结束了他进阶
The state championship
全国冠军的征途
And my run for his heart.
也捏碎了那颗爱他的心
To my team,
在我队友眼里
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