十三号仓库（2009）

Warehouse 13 S04E05

Part 5 Feb. 23, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

Oh, my God, you're-you're pregnant.
我知道...
I know...
你真的真的是怀上了
You're really, really pregnant.
我知道
I know.
这到底是怎么回事
How the hell did that happen?
我不知道
I don't know!
我猜她和别人滚床单了
I'm guessing she had sex.
皮特
Pete?
你知道我的...
You know my...
皮特我的内衣实在不是为这准备的
oh, Pete, my bra's really not made for these.
给你把这个穿上
Okay, okay, here, put this on.
太好了
Yes.
天哪我实在没法在里面呆着了
Oh, my God, I had to get out of there.
氨水的味道太...
The smell of ammonia...
我我现在什么都能闻到
I-I can smell everything now.
好吧在我开始之前我要先
All right, well, in advance of what I'm sure I'll do,
-向你道歉 -谁
- I apologize. - Who?
听着麦卡有人诅咒了你
Right, okay, look, Mykes, somebody whammied you.
你以为呢
Ya think?
我知道时间和地点
Okay, I know where and when,
但我不知道是谁用了什么怎么做到的
but I don't know who, what, or how.
给阿迪打电♥话♥
Call Artie.
如果克劳迪娅发现你开走了她的普锐斯
If Claudia finds out you borrowed her Prius C,
她非跟你拼了不可
she's gonna rake you over the coals.
那完蛋的会是她自己
Well, joke'll be on her then.
什么意思
What?
没什么
Uh, nothing.
你有没有试过这个丰田英腾车载系统
Hey, have you, uh, checked out this car's Entune system?
有必应还有潘多拉音乐盒
It's got, uh, Bing and Pandora.
真是太好了那样的话就算我们
Oh, what a relief. That way if we can't find
找不到丢失的藏物
the missing artifact,
我们还可以定制自己的音乐频道
we can customize our music stations.
-看奶牛 -没错
- Hey, cow. - Yes.
车♥库♥一定就在附近
I think the garage must be nearby.
哈特菲尔德步♥枪♥开始拉你
The Hatfield Rifle's starting to tug.
说明麦考伊步♥枪♥就在附近
That means the McCoy is nearby.
等等
Wait...
-阿迪 -你最好是有什么正经事
- Artie! - This better be important.
阿迪我怀孕了
Artie, I'm pregnant.
我还苏格兰玛丽女王呢
Ha, ha and I'm Mary, Queen of Scots.
什么你怎么会...皮特
What? How did you...Pete!
我没碰她一根手指头
I didn't even touch her.
听着阿迪我在冰球赛现场
Look, Artie, I was at the hockey game,
然后我感觉肚子疼
and I felt this pain in my abdomen,
我不知道发生了什么
and then I don't know what happened.
也不知为什么我好想哭
And I don't know why I'm starting to cry.
是荷尔蒙作祟
It's hormonal.
别提荷尔蒙了好吗
Don't say hormonal, okay?
提起这个让我更想哭
It makes me wanna cry more.
这就是我为什么不结婚
See, that's why I never married.
还用你说
Preaching to the choir.
阿迪这件事出乎我们意料
Look, Artie, this came out of nowhere.
我们本以为是要从某个球迷那里找一个
We thought we were hunting for a healing artifact
有治疗效用的藏物
owned by a fan.
被治愈的运动员怀孕的女人
A healed athlete, pregnant woman.
这可能是个能实现愿望的藏物
This could be a wish-fulfillment artifact instead.
麦卡你刚才碰了什么
Myka, what did you touch?
什么你以为是我自己想怀孕吗
What?! You-you-you think that I wished for this?
你们脑子坏掉了吗
What is wrong with you guys?
我的确很为我妹妹高兴
Okay, I am very happy for my sister,
但是我自己并不想怀孕
but I don't wanna be pregnant.
那还有谁会希望你怀孕呢
Yeah, well, who else would wish this on you?
我我不知道阿迪
Well, I don -- I don't know, Artie.
迈克我们接过吻
Uh, Mike? I mean, we did kiss.
阿迪这步♥枪♥...我快坚持不住了
Artie, the rifle... I can't hold still much longer.
去问问迈克别再亲他了
Well, talk to Mike, and no more kissing!
-他连拜拜都没说 -他什么时候说过
- He didn't even say good-bye. - He never does.
好吧
Okay.
皮特也许也许是我不了解自己
You know, Pete, maybe-maybe I don't know myself.
也许我的确嫉妒我妹妹
You know, maybe-maybe I am jealous of my sister.
可能我真的希望这样
Maybe I did wish for this.
我不这么觉得
Yeah, I don't think so.
为什么这么说
What makes you say that?
因为我这么希望过
Because I wished for it.
什么
What?
我也不知道麦卡
Well, I don't know, Mykes.
我只是闪过那么一个念头
You know, it was just a passing thought.
我在体育馆看到个可爱的小男孩
I mean, I saw this cute kid,
我管他叫小牛仔
and I called him buckaroo.
那和我怀孕有什么关系
What would that have to do with me being pregnant?
当时我就想什么时候
Well, I've been thinking, you know,
我才能有自己的家庭
am I ever gonna have a family?
有谁会愿意和我分享这疯狂的生活呢
You know, I mean, who wants to share my insane life?
然后我忽然意识到已经有个人
And then, I realized that someone
在和我分享这疯狂的生活了
already shares my insane life.
别说了成吗
Just stop, okay?
别说了我不想再哭了
Stop! I will not start crying again.
好吧你看到那个小男孩的时候
Okay, okay, what-what were you in contact with
有没有碰到什么东西
when you saw that little boy?
钥匙链麦卡
The keychain, Mykes.
我拿过一串钥匙链上面栓着一大串东西
The keychain, it had a bunch of things on it.
好那我们把那串钥匙链找出来
Okay, okay, then we'll find the keychain.
然后我们中和了它
We'll neutralize it.
但是我需要先上趟厕所
But first, I have to pee.
把门关上
Close the door!
你还好吗
Hey, are you okay?
搞什么我可能会中枪啊
What the hell? I could have been shot!
是啊...抱歉我忘了你拿着枪
Yeah...I... sorry, I kinda forgot you had the rifle.
你忘了
Oh, you forgot?
是啊你有必要这么生气吗
Yeah, what are you getting so upset about?
你是可能中枪但你靠节拍器维持生命
You would have been shot, but you're on the metronome.
你死不了
You wouldn't have died.
没错但克劳迪娅可能会出事
Yeah, but Claudia might have.
什么意思
Excuse me?
什么没有没什么
Uh...what? No, no. I don't know.
史蒂夫
Steve?
你刚刚说克劳迪娅有什么事
You were saying something about Claudia.
快告诉我
Please, go on.
好吧
All right.
自从克劳迪娅救活我以后我们就...
Ever since Claudia brought me back, we've been...
连在一起了
connected.
每次我受伤她会感觉到疼痛
Every time I get hurt, she feels the pain.
原来这就是她提到的奇怪的感觉
Oh, so that's the weirdness she was talking about.
我本来还担心...有什么别的事呢
See, I was afraid that...something else.
-她不知道吗 -是的
- Uh, she doesn't know. - No.
这就是为什么我近来都尽量保持低调
That's why I've been trying to lay low.
-为了保护她 -是的
- It's to protect her. - Yeah.
我们得赶紧把你和节拍器分开
We gotta get you off that metronome.
我一直在研究这个阿迪
I've been looking into it, Artie.
我甚至不知道有没有这个可能
I don't know if it's possible.
在13号♥仓库一切皆有可能
At Warehouse 13, anything's possible.
我是说有时候是这样的
You know, sometimes.
在你害克劳迪娅中枪之前
Yeah, we gotta get this rifle
我们赶紧把枪放回后备箱吧
back in the trunk before you get Claudia shot.
各位她在哪儿
Guys, where is she?
刚才坐在这的那个
The one who was sitting here?
她走了
She left.
迈克亲了那个美女
She was super-pissed at Mike
她气坏了
for kissing that pretty girl.
-她也不是很漂亮 -她很漂亮
- She wasn't that pretty. - Hey, she's pretty!
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