万王之王（2025）

圣诞快乐 叔叔 愿上帝保佑您
Merry Christmas, Uncle! God save you!
一派胡言
Bah, humbug!
斯克鲁奇先生 能否为穷♥人♥捐点圣诞善款
A small Christmas donation to help the poor, Mr. Scrooge?
难道没有监狱吗 难道没有济贫院吗
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
若他们宁愿死去 那不如遂了他们的愿 还能减少过剩人口
If they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population.
多么可悲啊 临终时身边既无亲友相伴 又因一生未曾爱过他人而深知无人爱己
How sad to die with no friends or family around you or to know that nobody loves you because you loved nobody in your life.
金钱买♥♥不来幸福人生
Money can't buy a happy life.
也换不到安详离世
Or a peaceful death.
不 幽灵 不要 别走 幽灵 听我说
No, spirit! No! No! Spirit! Hear me!
我已经不是从前的我了
I am not the person I was!
我绝不会重蹈过去的覆辙
I will not be the man I must have been before this!
幽灵 我能改变 我能成为更好的人...
spirit! I can change! I can become a better person...
幽灵 请向我保证 我还能改变你展示给我的这些阴影...
Spirit! Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown to...
薇拉 你怎么...好吧 人人都爱当批评家
Willa! How did you... Yes, well, everyone's a critic!
女士们先生们 请容我失陪片刻
Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll excuse me for just a moment.
我找到她了
I have her.
为什么这只猫会在这里 它是怎么跑到舞台上的
Why is the cat here and how did it get on stage?!
你知道薇拉是沃尔特最信任的圆桌骑士
You know Willa is Walter's most trusted knight of the round table.
什么 沃尔特 他...他在哪儿
What? Walter? W-W-Where is he?
休想 我才是亚瑟王
Never! I am King Arthur!
孩子们 孩子们 立刻给我从那儿下来
Boys! Boys! You come down from there this very instant!
天哪
Oh dear!
看啊 这把强大的王者之剑
Behold! The mighty Excalibur!
凯瑟琳 我正看到精彩处呢
Catherine! I am in the middle of this show!
这简直是一场灾难
This is a disaster!
现在 我要用它来斩杀恶龙
And now! I'll smite the dragon with it!
看招 哈
Have at you! Ha!
你以为你在干什么
What do you think you're doing?
查尔斯 亲爱的 别这样
Charles, dear, please.
现在不是-闹脾气的时候 -那孩子...你知道他最近有多痴迷亚瑟王的一切
Now is not the time -for vexation. -That boy... You know how obsessed he's been with all things King Arthur lately.
嘘 亲爱的 亲爱的 我知道 亲爱的
Shh, dear, dear. I know, dear.
我确定他不是有意要这么用力打你的
And I'm sure he didn't mean to smite you quite so hard.
啊... -把剑给我
Ah... -Give me the sword!
休想
Never!
天啊
.. Heavens!
对不起 爸爸
Sorry, Daddy.
真的很抱歉 爸爸
So sorry, Papa!
玛丽、查理、沃尔特
Mary, Charley, Walter!
这里不是游乐场
This is not a playground.
这里是爸爸工作的地方...猫去哪儿了
This is where Daddy wor... Where's the cat?
威拉爵士是我圆桌骑士团忠实的骑士
Sir Willa is my faithful knight of the Round Table.
那是一只猫 它不是什么骑士 跟任何形状大小的桌子都扯不上关系
It is a cat. It is not a knight of any kind of any table of any shape or size.
作为亚瑟王忠实的骑士 威拉爵士誓死追随吾王左右
And as King Arthur's faithful knight, Sir Willa follows the one true king wherever I go!
而你绝非亚瑟王本尊
And you are most certainly not King Arthur!
受死吧
That is it!
啊 我的手稿
Ah! My manuscript!
快点儿 孩子们 快点儿
Quickly, children! Quickly!
下雪了
It's snowing!
我们会解决的 父亲
We'll fix this, Father!
走开
Move.
快走
Move!
我说走开
I said move!
威拉 怎么了 -不
What Willa. -No!
逮到你了
Gotcha!
沃尔特
Walter!
好极了
Huzzah!
女士们先生们 请允许我介绍我最可爱的小儿子...我是亚瑟王
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce my adorable youngest son... I am King Arthur!
这位是威拉爵士 我忠诚的圆桌骑士
And this is Sir Willa, my faithful Knight of the Round Table.
哈哈 没错
Ha, ha, yes!
我那可爱又充满想象力的儿子沃尔特
My adorable and imaginative son, Walter!
还有他的猫...他的骑士威拉爵士 专程来剧院就为了说...这是王者之剑 我的魔法圣剑
And his cat... His knight Sir Willa, who have popped by the theater just because they want to say... This is Excalibur! My magical sword!
我是不是还说过它充满活力
And did I mention spirited?
只有真正的王者才能驾驭它
It can only be wielded by the one true king!
对对对 太感谢了 可惜啊 天下无不散之筵席
Yup, yes, yes. Thank you so much, but alas, all good things must come to an end.
是啊是啊 真是太遗憾了
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, such a pity.
殿下 请您向您的臣民们道声晚安吧
So, Your Highness, if would be so good as to bid your royal subjects goodnight.
说晚安吧 沃尔特 沃尔特
Say goodnight, Walter. Walter!
沃尔特...国王想向大家道晚安
Walter... The king wishes to bid you all goodnight.
那么 祝各位晚安
So goodnight to you all!
晚安
Good night to you!
你也晚安 你也晚安
And to you. And to you.
你也晚安 你也晚安 -好了 殿下 -你也晚安 你也晚安 你也晚安 -是 是
And you, and you! -Alright. Your Highness, -And you, and you, and you! -yes, yes!
你也晚安 你也晚安 -该走了 当然 -你也晚安 你也晚安 你也晚安 -你们肯定不想-卡美洛永存 -耗尽皇家欢迎的热情
And you, and you! -Time to go! Of course, -And you, and you, and you! -you wouldn't want to wear out -Camelot lives! -your royal welcome.
谢谢
Thank you!
我想今晚这把剑你已经玩够了吧
I think you've had quite enough of this sword for one night.
什么 为什么
What? Why?
因为行为会产生后果
Because behavior has consequences.
我...等我回家后我们再讨论这件事
I... We will discuss this when I get home.
但是等等 难道要等你回家我才能拿到剑
But, wait, I can't have my sword till you get home?!
等我回家后 我们再讨论你还能不能再见到这把剑
When I get home, we will discuss if you'll ever even see this sword again!
但是 求你了 为什么我不能要这个
But, please, why can't I have it?!
我说了不行 这事没得商量
I said no! And that's final!
什么...你要去哪儿
What... Where are you going?
回家 因为行为要承担后果
Home. Because behavior has consequences.
沃尔特 我...沃尔特 我不是故意的...沃...呃...
Walter, I... Walter, I didn't mean... Wal... Hm
查尔斯 把剑拿来
Charles! The sword.
呃 我想说 那个 非常抱歉 女士们先生们
Um, I'd like to just, uh, so sorry, ladies and gentlemen!
那么 呃 我们说到哪儿了 对对对 吝啬鬼史高治对精灵说："精灵啊 我能改过自新
Now, uh, where were we? Yes, yes, yes. Scrooge Scrooge telling the spirit, "Spirit, I can become a better person!
我会将圣诞节的喜悦珍藏在心 并努力让这份喜悦长存一整年
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year!
我要活在当下 也要铭记过去 更要展望未来
I will live in the past, the present and the future!
三位精灵的教诲将永远激励着我 我绝不会...
The spirits, all three, shall strive within me! I will not...
亲爱的
Dear.
啊 孩子们 他们上♥床♥睡觉了吗
Ah, the children. Are they in bed?
查理和玛丽已经睡了
Charley and Mary are.
沃尔特还在书房♥里
Walter is in the study.
什么 在书房♥
What?! The study?!
嘘 嘘
Shh! Sh!
我的书房♥ 为什么
My study! Why?
我告诉他你要给他讲个精彩的故事
I told him you were going to tell him a great story.
什么 凯瑟琳 你在想什么...他兴奋极了
What? Catherine, what were you think... He's so excited!
什么...兴奋 我甚至不知道...嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘
What... Excited? I didn't even know what... I, Shh! Sh, sh, sh, sh!
你...你在写什么故事...我在剧院收集你手稿时瞥见了一些内容
Wh... What story are you... I saw a bit of what you wrote while I was gathering your manuscript at the theater.
那个...你是为孩子们写的吧
Well, I... You wrote it for the children, yes?
是的...呃...毕竟沃尔特对亚瑟王很着迷 对吧
Yes, uh... Well, Walter's mad about King Arthur, right?
是啊...那你何不告诉他真正的万王之王呢
Yeah... So why don't you tell him about the true King of Kings?
但是...为什么... -他会喜欢的
But... Why... -He'll love it!
我记得里面有不少关于宽恕与理解的内容 还有其他种种
As I recall, there's a fair bit in there about forgiveness and understanding, among other things.
但是...我该怎么...你知道该怎么做 查尔斯 去吧 施展你的魔法
But... How shall I... You know what to do, Charles. Go. Work some of your magic.
我的魔法
My magic.
我们能不能不带这只猫
Can we do this without the cat?
好吧 但如果那只猫敢... 你的魔法
Fine, but if that cat so much as... Your magic.
沃尔特
Walter.
我有东西要给你 -
I have something for you. -
王者之剑 我的魔法宝剑
Excalibur! My magical sword!
孩子 我想给你讲个故事
I'd like to tell you a story, son.
如果不是关于国王的故事 我可没兴趣听
Hmph. If it's not about a king, then I'm not interested.
那你可要好好享受了
Well then, you're in for a treat.
对吧 查尔斯
Isn't that right, Charles?
对 没错
Right! Yes!
这个故事恰好讲的是一位国王
It just so happens that this story is about a king.
万王之王
The King of Kings.
这个故事里有巫师和龙吗
Does this story have wizards and dragons?
更精彩 这里有天使与暴君 嫉妒的仇敌与神迹
Better! It has angels and wicked kings, jealous rivals and miracles!
有人说这是史上最伟大的故事
Some say it's the greatest story ever told!
其实你们的亚瑟王传说就源自这个故事
In fact, your King Arthur's story is based on this story!
但如果你不想听 我也理解
But, if you don't want to hear it, I understand.
呃 或许只听开头部分吧
um, maybe just the first part.
很好
Good.
好的 现在 我们的故事是... 从那儿下来
Right. Now, our story be... Get off of that.
正如我刚才说的 我们的故事始于两千年前以色列伯利恒小镇
Now, as I was saying, our story begins 2,000 years ago in the little town of Bethlehem in Israel.