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The thing you need to know is
it's all about sex.
In fact, they say men think about sex every 28 seconds.
Of course, that's straight men.
Gay men it's every nine.
You could be at the supermarket, or the laundromat
or buying a fabulous shirt
when suddenly you find yourself checking out some hot guy,
hotter than the one you saw last weekend
or went home with the night before,
which explains why we're all at Babylon at one in the morning
instead of at home, in bed.
But who wants to be at home, in bed?
Especially alone, when you can be here,
knowing that at any moment, you might see him.
The most beautiful man who ever lived.
That is, until tomorrow night.
By the way, that's me,
6'1", 46-inch chest,
16-inch biceps, 28-inch waist.
A veritable god...
Okay, that's me.
Michael Novotny, the semi-cute "boy next door" type.
140, 9-1/2 cut;
63.5公斤 阴♥茎♥长24厘米 无包皮
All right, so I exaggerate,
but like, who's told the truth since they invented cybersex?
When did '70s night become '80s night?
I remember this song from high school.
Talk about feeling ancient.
Speak for yourself, honey,
I was a mere child.
Those are my two buddies, Ted and Emmett.
Give me those Divas of disco any day. Gloria Gaynor.
Donna Summer. And miss Alisha Bridges.
I love the night life.
I like to boogie, on the disco floor.
Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?
Venice, at sunset.
Fine, you go down the Grand Canal,
I'll go down on him.
Emmett can be a little campy.
Okay, a lot campy. but you got to admit,
好吧 非常娘 但你得承认
these days it takes real guts to be a queen
The problem with perfection
is its inability to recognize
anything less perfect than itself.
In other words, you hit on him
and he turned you down.
Ted's this really smart guy and he's got a really big heart.
Only, nobody here is interested in the size of that organ.
Why am I wasting my time
staring at a bunch of over-pumped princesses
with IQs smaller than their waist...
Jesus, look at him.
Like I said, it's all about sex.
Except when you're having it,
and then it's all about, "Will he stay?" "will he go?"
"How am I doing?" "what am I doing?"
Unless, of course, you're... Brian Kinney.
And then it's, "Who gives a fuck what you think?
You're lucky to have me."
I'll get Brian.
Hey, Todd, how's it going? fine.
陶德 还好吗 挺好
We need to go.
We want to eat.
I'm just going to give him my number.
What'd you do, write it on your dick?
How long is this going to take?
10 minutes, tops.
Lo-ove your outfit.
Not everyone can wear tangerine.
How long are we going to wait?
I've got to work in the morning.
Who doesn't? he said he'd be right out.
Yeah, we've all heard that before.
This is some great system he's got.
He gets to party all night and you drive him home.
It's no big deal, okay?
Don't look now but, uh,
Oh, him. he has been cruising me all night.
Hmm, playing hard to get.
I love that in a man.
Not playing, just not interested.
Check out that bubble butt.
And that basket.
Enough in there for the big, bad wolf.
Would you quit staring?
There's more to a guy than his cock size.
Look at that!
Or his perfectly shaped ass.
Which is why you read all those comic books
With those super- heroes in their little tights...
For the plot.
I told you, I am not interested.
Maybe just for once you should be.
Show a certain someone he's not the only one who can score.
Could you tell me, like,
Where's a good place to go?
Depends what you're looking for.
You want twinkies, go to boytoy.
You want leather, go to the meathook.
If you want snotty, conceited assholes
who think they're better than everybody else,
It's kind of late to be out, though, isn't it?
Especially on a school night.
Why don't you come home with me, hmm?
No thanks. huh!
Go on home to your mommy.
That was quick.
Well, when you've had as much practice as he's had...
I got bored.
I know. Getting your dick sucked can be so tedious.
Well, he looked pretty hot to me.
Anybody would look hot to you.
And that's when it happened.
When he came along.
How's it going?
Had a busy night?
Just, uh, check- ing out the bars, you know?
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