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It's that time of the month again.
When your "Little friend" comes to visit?
When every gay charity on the fucking planet
tries to hit me up for a table at their benefit,
or an ad in their booklet,
or a sperm sample for their silent auction.
it's also that time of the month for my credit card bills.
I've never seen so many zeroes.
Except for a mixer at the gay and lesbian center.
How are you going to pay for them all?
How many blow jobs can you give in an hour?
Not nearly enough.
I guess I'll have to come up with the cash some other way.
Look, we sold almost 3,000
copies of "Rage" on the net last month alone.
I could give you some money.
I'm not taking your money.
I thought we were partners.
Then why won't you let me give you money?
Because I don't need your help.
I don't need anyone's help.
What I need is...
You may be a pauper, but you drink like a prince.
Make it two. On me.
You won't even let me buy you a drink?
I can still afford to tie one on without any assistance from you.
Brian, I don't know what the fuck your problem is.
You help everyone.
Liberty Avenue would be a police state if it wasn't for you.
And now, when you need help...
Hey, Todd. How's it going?
好啊 托德 玩得好吗
Where was I?
Um, "When... when I need help"?
Right. You won't take it.
You want to know why that is?
Because you always have to be the one in charge,
the one who's in control, the one who's on top.
You got it.
So where is he this time? Huh?
Movies, Little League?
Look, I told you...
Yeah, yeah, I know. You don't have a clue.
是啊 是啊 你也不知道在哪
Like I believe that.
I don't care what you believe. He took off.
Not exactly the first time he's run away, is it?
So I'd say it's safe to assume he's back on the streets.
And what about your little boyfriend? Huh?
He doesn't seem to be around either.
He's gone to find him.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class.
Oh, and I have a custody hearing on Tuesday.
And if Jimmy's not there,
I'm going to have the cops
all over your little boyfriend's ass.
You hear me?
'Cause keeping a kid away from his mom,
that's called contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
And if he took him, that's kidnapping.
I could have him arrested.
You wouldn't do that.
You're a smart guy, professor.
You figure out how many years
your little sweetie could be locked up for.
"Angels Over Pittsburgh",
"Teen Suicide Prevention Hotline",
"The Marriage Initiative". Jesus.
We must get invited to 10 of these fundraisers a day.
Look, Ted gets them too.
Must be on the same victims' list.
I'm happy to contribute
to a worthy cause as much as the next guy, or gal,
but can't they hit up on somebody else for a change?
If we give any more,
someone's going to have to throw us a benefit.
I'd love to schmooze,
but I've got to slip into a bubble bath,
get dressed and be out the door in five.
Got a hot date?
From your lips to the gay god's ears.
Vic and I are doing an event tonight for "Think Positive."
Another benefit? Does it ever end?
Well, if we don't take care of each other, who will?
Funny, Ted had an orchid looked just like that.
Poor thing was hanging on by a tendril.
He used to call it "Droopy",
short for "Droopus Orchidus".
Say hello to Droopy.
What are you doing with it?
Lesbians are notorious for having black thumbs.
He called us, asked us to take in his mail and...
And take care of his plants.
He off to the Black and Blue party in Sardinia?
He's in rehab.
He checked himself in.
And we thought we'd go visit him.
How about coming with us?
Doesn't have to be tonight.
I'm really busy.
I'm sure he could use the support.
What an interesting thing to hear coming from you, Mel.
You were practically the first to condemn him and...
and now you're, what, his cheerleader?
可现在呢 怎么 成了他的拉拉队长
He's trying to help himself.
Isn't that what you wanted?
You think you could leave it on something for longer than a second?
What difference does it make? It's all shit.
The barbecued chips?
And the Cap'n Crunch?
That ship sailed.
I had a whole bag.
So how much longer do we have to stay here?
Have you seen what it's doing outside?
It's practically a monsoon.
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