会有大唱片公♥司♥复活这帮恐龙
sponsored comeback in 2016 for those dinosaurs?
感觉不太自然 是吧
It doesn't feel like a wholly natural turn of events, does it?
或许路西法想到了办法治愈他的皮囊
Maybe Lucifer found a way to heal his vessel.
但是...搞什么啊
Yeah, but still... I mean, what the hell?
他在洛杉矶 我们那里见
He's in L.A. I'll see you there.
洛杉矶
Oh, L.A.
嗯
Yeah.
你去哪
Where are you going?
我认识个人
I know a guy.
好莱坞
贝弗利山
死亡警报唱片
你好 罗素
Hello, Russell.
克劳力兄弟
Brother Crowley.
稍等 我收个尾 很快的
One moment. Just let me tie this off real quick.
好了
All right!
那么
So...
你为何会来到天使之城
what brings you to the City of... Angels?
你清楚这是我的城市
You know this is my city.
你搞这套精神领袖的破玩意做什么
What's with all this Maharishi crap?
我去年搬去了西区
I moved to the Westside last year.
开始每日冥想 做瑜伽 喝绿色果汁
Started daily meditation, yoga, green juice.
能帮我克制自大 和愤怒
Helps to keep the ego and the anger in check.
不说我了 你最近如何
But enough about me. How you been?
健康 家庭
Health? Family?
地狱
Hell?
无所谓 不在乎 不如往日
Doesn't matter, don't care, and been better.
好消息
Well, good news. Good news.
我有几个不错的新秀给你
I got a couple of quality up-and-comers for you.
渴求成功的年轻才俊 唾手可得的灵魂
Thirsty young talent. Souls ripe for the taking.
你还满意我们的...安排吧
You have been pleased with our...arrangement so far?
非常满意
As punch.
灵魂就是灵魂
A soul's a soul.
但是能拥有一个斯威夫特
But there is a certain prestige
或德雷克是挺长脸的
to owning a Swift or a Drake.
喜欢吗
You like that?
德瑞博士给的
It's a gift from Dre.
文斯·文森特回归的事
This whole Vince Vincente comeback thing...
-是开玩笑的吧 -不是
- It's a joke, right? - No.
非常认真的 朋友
Deadly serious, my friend.
其他的过去都能被我们
We've raided, repackaged, and resold
拿来 重包装 再出♥售♥
everything else from our past.
为什么不能给微金属个第二次机会
Why not give hair metal another shot?
好吧 我也是有怀疑的
Yeah, okay. I doubted it, too,
但文斯向我提出了一个很棒的提议
but Vince came to me with a killer pitch.
把最初的美女心成员重新召集起来
The original Ladyheart lineup reunited.
想当年 他们卖♥♥过一千万呢
Back in the day, those cats sold, like, 10 mil.
胡蒂与河豚也辉煌过
So did Hootie & the Blowfish.
我也会让他们回归的
And I'll bring them back, too.
我知道美女心可能会成为笑柄
I know Ladyheart might be a punch line,
但他们乐队的认知率爆表
but the band's got off-the-chart name recognition.
而且光是跟文斯谈话
And just talking to Vince,
他感觉不一样了
he seemed different, you know?
很有精神 重焕生机
Energized. Reborn.
容光焕发
Lit.
就像个全新的人
Like a whole new man.
是啊
Exactly.
好了 离洛杉矶还有450英里
All right. 450 miles to L.A.
到处交通堵塞 遍地肉毒素
Land of gridlock, Botox,
征税过重 眼高手低
overtaxing, underachieving,
汗味和绝望臭气熏天
smell of sweaty desperation.
无法呼吸 海滩有毒
I mean, you can't breathe. The beaches are toxic.
还有穿瘦腿牛仔裤 在室内戴墨镜的傻♥逼♥
You got dudes in skinny jeans wearing sunglasses inside.
和痴迷于形象的自恋狂
Image-obsessed narcissists.
但我喜欢瑜伽裤
I do like the yoga pants, though.
我们多久没去过洛杉矶了
When was the last time we were in L.A.?
10年前 杀复仇鬼的时候吧
About 10 years ago, doing a vengeful spirit?
感觉像是过了一辈子 是吧
Man, that seems like forever ago. Doesn't it?
跟你说话呢
Tryin' to talk to you here.
-什么 -你
- What? - You...
你听什么呢
What are you listenin' to?
播客 怎么了
Uh, podcast. Why?
好吧
All right, well...
我需要点东西保持清醒 放大声点
I need something to keep me awake, so crank it up.
是历史主题的播客
I mean, it's a history podcast.
我喜欢历史
Well, I like history, you know?
角斗士 法外之徒 海盗
Gladiators and outlaws, pirates.
我们开的就是件历史遗物
Hell, we're driving a piece of history right here.
不是那种历史
N-not that kind of history.
这是...
This is a, uh...
是关于宗教改革历史的播客
it's a podcast on the history of the Protestant Reformation.
分部探究
A multipart exploration
讨论马丁·路德的95篇论文
of each of Martin Luther's 95 theses.
是啊 我也觉得你不会喜欢
Yeah, that's what I thought.
-萨姆 -哥们
- Sam. - Dude.
微摇滚 不是吧
Hair rock? Really?
-不是微... -拜托
- It's not hair - Come on.
不是微摇滚 迪恩 是重摇滚
It's not hair rock, Dean. It's hard rock.
是真真正正的重摇滚
It's legitimate hard rock.
人不可貌相 海水不可斗量
Don't judge a book by its cover.
是啊 不能看到彩虹假发和豹纹就对人妄下结论
Yeah, or a dude by his, uh, rainbow wig and leopard prints.
彩虹假发 什么
Rainbow wig? What?
告诉你 我不想再道歉了
You know what? I'm done apologizing.
路西法附身了文斯·文森特
Lucifer possessed Vince Vincente.
这是文斯·文森特的音乐 听这个也算调研
This is Vince Vincente's music, so listening to it is research.
-不 不 -事实上
- No. No. - As a matter of fact...
研究一下吧 迪恩
Study up, Dean.
不 不
No, no. No.
我不想听
I don't wanna listen to it.
-你喜欢的 -不不 不
- You like it. - No. No. No, no. No.
关掉
Turn it off.
你会喜欢上的
It'll grow on ya.
死亡警报录音棚
你关于美女心回归的推文
Your tweet about Ladyheart's reunion
已经有一百万多条转发了
already has over a million engagements.
你独唱时 有300个点赞就不错了
When you were solo, you were lucky to have 300 "likes."
乐队在音乐云上发布的前瞻音频
The band's teaser track on SoundCloud?
4小时内有50万的点播量
500K streams in 4 hours.
消息网刚发了个榜单
Buzzfeed just posted a listicle --
"关于美女心你需要知道的10件事"
"10 Things You Need to Know About Ladyheart."
这很棒 文斯 非常好
This is good, Vince. This is really good.
-太好了 -要成了 文斯
- Great. - It's happening, Vince.
我们又要名声大振了
I mean, we are gonna be famous again.
文斯
Vince.
我们还录不录音了
So, we actually gonna record or what?
没太有感觉
Not really feelin' it.
拜托 哥们
Come on, man.
乐队已经重组了
The band's back together.
我们有录音的预算
We've got an actual recording budget.
哥们 我们来制♥作♥音乐吧
Dude... let's make some music.
音乐
Music.
粉丝们现在在说我什么
What are the fans saying about me right now?
他们在就你昨晚跟帕米·安德森吃饭的事发推
They're tweeting about your drinks with Pam Anderson last night,
猜测你俩是不是要旧情复燃
speculating if you two are rekindling.
他们还在争论文斯·文森特
And they're debating whether Vince Vincente
是帅 恶 还是老了
is bae, nay, or daddy.
那是什么意思啊
What the hell does that even mean?
意思是 音乐不是重点
It means it's not about the music.
从来都不是
It never really was.
摇滚并不是原因 只是个借口
You know, rock's not the reason. It's just an excuse...
让人崇拜 爱慕
to worship, to adore.
瞧 人类一直都需要
See, humans have always been desperate
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