心舞（2012）

Bunheads S01E05

Part 8 May 5, 2021, 3:32 p.m.

你身上怎么不臭了
Hey... How come you don't smell?
自从他给了我他的衬衫
Ever since he gave me his shirt,
我就好像彻底摆脱臭味了
it's like I totally don't smell any more.
就像防臭味力场
It's like I have this smell force field.
他把他的衬衫给了你
He gave you his shirt?
-怎么了 -没事
- What? - Nothing.
裤子上的鞑靼沙司酱不错
Nice Tartar sauce on your pants.
欢迎各位
Welcome welcome, everyone.
现在花卉表演正式开始
And now to kick off the flower show,
天堂镇舞蹈学校的高年级班
the advanced class of the Paradise Dance Academy
将为大家表演"春天颂"
will perform their "Tribute to Spring."
这是原创芭蕾表演
an original ballet that tells the story
讲述大自然反抗工业化的故事
of nature's struggle against the forces of industrialism.
叫"纸袋还是塑料袋"
It's entitled "Paper or Plastic."
希望你们喜欢
I hope you enjoy it.
-你把他们都叫回来了 -还有两个
- So you got them all back. - All but two.
我付了5美元
I had to pay those two
才让那两个小妞站那表演
concession chicks five bucks to stand there.
纸袋还是塑料袋
"Paper or Plastic"?
看先从自然讲起自♥由♥愉快
See, it starts with nature, free and happy.
接着恶势力来了
Then the forces of evil enter.
-那是超♥市♥的收银员 -没错
- The supermarket cashier? - That's right.
她饰演被金钱和腐♥败♥
A force ignorant of the evil she's doing,
蒙蔽双眼的无知恶势力
blinded by money and corruption.
一个超♥市♥收银员被金钱蒙蔽双眼
A supermarket cashier blinded by money?
你都去哪种超♥市♥买♥♥东西啊
What supermarket do you shop in?
关键的问题出现了
Then comes the moment the fatal question is asked...
纸袋
Paper
还是塑料袋
or plastic?
好白♥痴♥啊
This is nuts.
一场激烈的战争打响了
A vicious battle ensues.
英雄出场了
The hero enters.
-帆布袋 -帆布袋
- The canvas tote! - The canvas tote!
我老是忘了那帆布袋
I always forget that canvas tote.
它的目的很单纯
Its motives are pure,
但她只身一人对抗
but it's just one force against an army
那些不可再生资源
of nonrenewable resources.
战争结束木已成舟
The battle ends. The die is cast.
收银员看着周围
The cashier looks around at the utter destruction
被她摧毁的一切
she's wrought...
结束了
And goes on break.
啥所以说大自然没了
I'm sorry, so nature dies?
是的
Yep.
这叫大团圆的结局吗你好残忍♥
So it's a happy ending? You're diabolical.
-这是我的杰作之一 -它太棒了
- It is one of my best. - That was awesome!
可不是嘛把舞蹈串在一起
It was. And it was fun--
和孩子们一起排练真是有趣及了
putting it together, working with the kids.
你教书不代表一切都结束了
You know, just because you teach, doesn't mean it's over.
范妮不可思议表演精彩绝伦
Fanny, that was amazing. Your best yet.
-多谢塞尔 -我最喜欢生态被摧毁的那段
- Thank you, Sal. - I know. When the ecosystem broke down.
-太精彩了 -我很欣慰
- so did I. - I'm glad.
美国舞蹈家和编舞家
去他的玛莎·葛兰姆秒杀她
Screw Martha Graham! Screw her.
亲爱的去吃点椒盐卷饼吧
Honey, go get a pretzel.
谢谢你们张贴了那张标语
Oh, and I want to thank you ladies for the shout out.
真的非常感谢
Really big of you.
塞尔的
舞蹈裤
那能让我们坚持到下个付账季吧塞尔
So that makes us square until next paying season, right, Sal?
当然
Absolutely.
-你是溜冰的 -不要盯着我的屁♥股♥
- You're an ice skater, right? - Don't look at my tush.
乌克兰花样滑冰运动员世界冠军
你有点奥克萨娜·巴尤尔的风韵
You've got a little bit of an Oksana Baiul going on.
好猥琐塞尔相当猥琐
It's creepy, Sal. It's creepy.
他是不是没意识到自己还没收到款
Does he realize that he still hasn't gotten paid?
是的他不会意识到的
Nope. And he never will.