Of course, you left out the part
当然 你忘记了
Where we love each other
我们彼此相爱
And we want to grow old together.
我们还想一起变老呢
But you just don't want to be young together.
但你们不想年轻时就在一起
Look, when you think about it,
如果你要这么说
Tons of couples do what we do.
无数的夫妻做的和我们一样
It's just that with most of them,
只不过大多数情况下
one spouse doesn't know about it.
其中一方并不知情罢了
We decided things work better
我们觉得
when people tell each other the truth.
坦诚相待更好些
Tank's full.
灌满了
I'll page the radiology elves.
我去呼叫放射科的小精灵们
I'm not saying I hate it.
我没说我讨厌这个
Just doesn't go with your eyes.
就是和你的眼睛不配
You hate it.
你就是讨厌它
Little bit.
一点点
Any more heartless critiques of my general appearance?
还有其它对我总体外貌的无情批判吗
Nope. All done.
没了 说完了
So is she as bendy as she looks?
她像她看上去那么好钓吗
Maya and I are just friends.
我跟玛雅是普通朋友
No, you and I are friends
不 你和我才是普通朋友
And you don't have coffee with me three times a week.
而你不会和我一周喝三次咖啡
She's an interesting person.
她是个有趣的人
She grew up in Ohio. She has three brothers.
在俄亥俄长大 有三个兄弟
Fascinating.
吸引人啊
Last week, that Cambodian lab tech
上周 那个柬埔寨技术员
was telling us how he survived the killing fields
正告诉我们他是如何在战火中幸存的
and you left to go get a donut.
而你却离开去吃甜甜圈了
So we flirt. It's fun.
我们打情骂俏了 玩笑罢了
It's dangerous.
很危险
That woman would totally do you.
那个女人肯定会和你睡的
You think?
你这么想吗
Nothing is gonna happen.
什么也不会发生的
All I'm saying is if you want to be on a diet,
我要说的是 若你想节食
You might want to stop hanging out by the dessert cart.
或许你得离甜点柜台远点
X-ray was clean.
X光结果没问题
She doesn't have herpes colitis
她没有疱疹病毒性结肠炎
Or abdominal pain.
也没有腹痛
It stopped hurting during the X-ray,
照X光的时候 疼痛消失了
Which means it was just an intestinal blockage that passed.
意味着就是个肠梗阻 刚好疏通了
We should discharge her. Absolutely.
我们该让她出院了 没错
There's no need to find any underlying cause
没有必要再寻找任何潜在的病因了
'cause these things never happen twice.
因为这种事从不会发生第二次
Take her digestive system for a test drive.
给她的消化道做个试运行
Give her a radio-opaque milkshake.
给她杯不透X射线的奶昔
X-ray every 15 minutes to see
每十五分钟照射一次
If it makes any unscheduled stops on the way through.
看看过程中是否出现任何非预期停止
We'll be here all night.
我们就得在这里守一夜了
No, Taub will be here all night.
不 陶博在这里守一夜
Go talk to the unicorn
去和独角兽谈谈
And then tell me you don't believe.
再来告诉我你不信我的话
I did an abdominal CT on a kid today
今天我给个孩子做了腹部断层扫描
and found a six-inch bezoar
发现一块六英寸的胃石
made entirely of gum.
全部都是口香糖
I mean, who gives a three-year-old an endless supply of g--
我说 谁没完没了给个三岁小孩口香糖
You okay?
你还好吗
Yeah.
没事
I mean, there was hair in it
我是说 里面还有头发
and maybe a piece of paper.
好像还有张纸片
So...how long you been married?
那个... 你结婚多久了
One of the few drawbacks of having an open marriage.
过开放式婚姻的缺点之一就是
Nobody ever asks me about current events or the weather.
没有人和我聊天用时事或者天气开头
Yankees look good this season.
洋基队这一季表现不错
Seven years.
七年了
And, uh, how long have you...you know?
那 你从什么时候开始... 你知道我意思
After three years, we realized that
结婚三年后 我们意识到
traditional marriage was making us both miserable.
传统婚姻模式让我们都很痛苦
Most people get divorced at that point.
很多人就是为此离婚的
Yeah, we didn't want to get divorced.
没错 我们不想离婚
We still loved each other.
我们仍然彼此相爱
We just realized that expecting one person
只是发觉指望永远由同一个人
to fulfill all of your needs forever is unrealistic.
满足你的需求不切实际
There are happy monogamous couples out there.
不少传统婚姻都很美满
Sure.
当然
One or two have the perfect marriage.
其中一两对相当完美
Everybody else has figured out how to settle for less.
别人都在想办法委曲求全
I don't want to settle and end up resenting my husband.
我不想这样弄到最后怨恨我丈夫
I'd rather get the 10% he doesn't give me somewhere else
我更愿意不去介意他不能给我的这10%
so that I can really appreciate him for the 90% he does.
而去感激他给予我的那90%
I think something's wrong.
我感觉不大对劲
With your stomach?
你的胃吗
My heart is racing.
我的心跳在加速
Try and take deep breaths.
试着深呼吸
I'm going to try to slow your heart down.
我会减缓你的心跳加速
Is this because of the blockage?
是因为阻塞吗
No. It's not working.
不 没有用
Need a crash cart in here!
我这里需要一辆急救车
I need a list of all your sexual partners
我需要你提供一张
from the last six months.
过去六个月内的性♥伴♥侣♥名单
Why?
为什么
Your wife had an arrhythmia.
你妻子心律不齐
The progression of symptoms from bowel to heart
从肠子到心脏的一系列病状显示
makes a parasitic infection most likely.
极像寄生虫感染病
Since Julia hasn't been out of the country...
因为朱莉娅没有出过国...
The only place that I've been recently
近来我唯一去过的地方
is a business trip to Nebraska.
是因公出差时到的内布拉斯加州
But either of you could have picked up
但也可能是你从
a bug from one of your partners.
某个性♥伴♥侣♥身上感染的
It's kind of... complicated.
这说来...很复杂
How many partners are we talking about?
到底有多少个人
Ballpark.
给个约略估计的数目
None.
一个都没有
None?
一个都没有
We have a great sex life.
我们的性生活很美满
I don't need anyone else.
我不需要其他人
So why not just tell her that
那你为什么不告诉她实情
and close this whole thing up?
然后停止现在的状况
You married?
你结婚了吗
I...I was.
我...我结过
Did you ever agree to go see a chick flick with your wife
你有过陪着老婆看言情片
or pretend to enjoy classical music?
或者装作很享受古典乐吗
Stravinsky never groped my wife
斯特拉文斯基[著名作曲家]不会
in a midtown hotel room.
在市中心的宾馆里和我妻子耳鬓厮磨
She needs this.
她需要别人
I don't.
而我不需要
But I don't want her to feel bad about that.
但我不希望她为此介怀
He's lying.
他在撒谎
Guy's got a license to drill.
这家伙都有老婆的通行证了
Why would he lie about not using it?
为什么他要撒谎说自己没用过
That's not the lie.
不是说这个
The lie is that he gives a crap about how his wife feels.
他说他在意妻子的感受那话是谎言
If they're both screwing around, that's one thing.
要是他们都在鬼混 这是一回事
But if she has a piece on the side and he doesn't,
但要是他妻子在鬼混 而他没有
The only way he'd be okay with that
那么唯一让他还能忍♥受的原因就是
is if he's betraying her in some other way
他在其他什么地方背叛了妻子
that, in his mind, makes them even.
如此一来 在他心里就平衡了
My unicorn isn't a unicorn.
我的独角兽不是真的独角兽
It's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.
是一头脸上顶着个吸盘的驴
Right.
是啊
Even the guy who's not cheating
连不去背叛妻子
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