大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E13

Part 10 May 6, 2021, 12:16 p.m.

I'm going to set 10 or 12 ground pins into the solid ground over there,
然后在实地上打10-12个地钉
use the parachute harness as an anchor, shackle this to that,
把降落伞背带做锚把这固定在那
and use the jack as a winch to wind it out.
千斤顶做手动绞车把它拉出来
I live in Holland Park, I don't read off-roading magazines.
老子住在霍兰德公园从不看越野杂♥志♥
He's being very sort of authoritative, for him.
他现在非常有领导气质
Well, he's sober, and he's in his element.
因为他没喝酒状态特别好
Right.
好的
Give it a go.
来试一下
Come on, come on!
加油上去啊
Yay!
耶
Yeah, those mountains are only now 70 kilometres away!
离那些山只有70公里远了
Oh, dear God!
哦天
We could have found a path round.
我们本来可以找条路绕过去的
Several miles later, James became his stuckest yet.
几英里后詹姆斯遇到了最大的难题
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
Ahhh... It'll be all right, go on.
啊没事，继续开
Agh, agh, agh! You're all right, you'll be all right.
啊啊啊没问题的
That's very perilous.
太危险了
And then, alarmingly, he asked Hammond to take the wheel.
随后他竟然让哈蒙德来开
You're going... Wait a minute, you're actually letting him drive John?
你要... 等等你真的打算让他开车
Well, he's... Well, he's from the country.
他... 他是乡下人嘛
You've to remember, that's only like
别忘了这对他来说就像
getting out of the garage at Hammond's house.
从车♥库♥开出来这么简单
You're in third gear. Try first.
你现在是三挡试试一挡
Honestly, mate, anyone would think you'd never driven this before.
说实话你现在看起来像个新手
Come on! Come on, come... come out.
来啊加油出来啊
Ah! He's ruined everything in there.
啊他把车里面全毁了
The map, ruined.
地图没了
Compass, ruined. Cameras are ruined.
指南针相机也都毁了
It will go, it will...
它要要...
Oh, that's not supposed... I can save this.
这可不是我想... 我能救回来
And he's rolled it. How far has he covered?
他还翻车了他开了多远
Less than its own length.
比车长还短
It's all right, I'm used to this!
我没事我习惯了
What are we going to do?
现在怎么办
I know, why don't you, with your vast bulk, just stand up on there?
我知道了你这么大块头不如直接站上去
That could be enough to just tip it back again. Jump off, we're back where we started.
应该就能把它翻过来我们就能回到最初
What?
什么
You want me to get on it? Well, just on there.
你想让我上去这里就好
That's a brilliant idea. You're the heaviest.
机智啊你是最胖的
That's why they call you Fatty Car Righter.
这就是为什么他们叫你胖子救车员
Right, I'm on.
我上来了
This was entirely predictable...
我就知道
There you go. -It's working!
走你竟然有用
Yay! Thank you.
耶谢谢你
Right, the trouble is now, James... Yeah?
现在的问题是詹姆斯啊
...he's stuck where he is. And you're stuck where you are.
他现在动不了你也动不了
But if I climb over you into that seat, that should be enough.
但我如果爬到那个座位上应该可以
This is like the end of The Italian Job.
这很像偷天换日的结局
Right, I'll stand on the tyre. Yeah.
好的我就站在轮胎上对
Right, so Hammond gets out.
哈蒙德出来
As I slide into the middle, you get in at the same time. That's actually clever.
当我滑到中间的时候你赶紧进来真聪明
And then he can get back in and we're all in.
他就可以从我们这边上车
I'm out of there. And I'm going to get in now.
我出来了我要进去了
Right. Right, I'm firing up.
好正在点火
Coming...
走你
Agh! Jesus!
啊老天
Christ on a... That was close.
我的天很险
Right, we're out. There you go.
好了我们出来了
Stop, I want to get out.
停车我要下去
I never want to drive another inch with you, or him.
我绝不跟你们一起开车了
After such a fraught afternoon,
度过了这个惊险的下午
we all needed a bit of me-time.
我们都需要一点独处时间
After several silent hours,
几小时后
we stopped for the night at what looked like a promising spot.
我们在一个看似能呆的地方停下过夜
But it just isn't, is it? Not really.
这不是吧不像
But no matter.
无所谓了
The food and beverage manager soon swung into action.
食品饮料经理很快开始了操作
Using traditional methods to get this fire going.
用老法子生火
And soon we shall have some delicious rice.
等会就有美味的米饭吃了
How would you like it, boiled? Yeah.
你要啥样的烧开的对
There's nothing we can put with it. (BEEP) Ow! How's...
但是我们没什么可搭配的嗷这
What manner of thing has happened?
这么会这样
(BEEP) Shit! What's gone...
妈的什么玩意
Incoming.
来袭
Holy-moly!
我的天啊
It was a hand grenade. It was literally a hand grenade.
手雷那真的是个手雷
You set fire to the plastic housing at the top.
你把瓶子的塑料盖点燃了
As supper cooked, I decided to string my new bow.
饱餐一顿后我决定给我的新弓上弦
Where's my parachute cord? Here.
我的降落伞绳子呢哦这
This bow, it goes that way, doesn't it, yeah?
这把弓从这边绕弦对吧
No. Goes the other way.
不对另一边
Goes that way? Yeah.
另一边对
That way? Yeah.
这边对
But surely you'd pull it... No, that will break it.
但是肯定是这么拉这样会拉坏的
Because the material on the outside works better when it's stretched.
因为外侧材料更抗拉
Its tendon, sinew.
它的腱子
The material on the inside, bone,
而内侧的材料骨头
works better under compression when it's squashed.
抗压性更好
It's the world's first example of composite materials.
是世界上第一种合成材料
Some Mongolian warriors were the first to ever do that.
一些蒙古战士是最先加以运用的
So they put the two materials sandwiched together,
他们把两种材料夹在一起
so the bone is squashed on the inside...
骨头在内部受压
The tendon is stretched on the outside,
腱子在外侧受拉
and then it goes "Pa-twang!" And as a result,
效果就是啪哐的一声
their bows could be half the length of a long bow,
他们的弓只有普通长弓长度的一半
and still as powerful.
但同样强力
So they could fire from horseback over the neck,
因此他们可以在马背上架弓
and you fire to the right, to the left, or behind.
可以射到右边左边后面
Those are the three positions they could fire.
三个方位都可以攻击
I used to know this guy called Richard Hammond who was daft as a brush.
我只知道这个叫理查德哈蒙德的蠢得像个刷子
How do you know all that stuff about bows and arrows?
你怎么知道弓啊箭啊这些的
It's just... I...
只是我
Because I'm remembering things.
因为我能记住事了
Don't like it!
我也不想这样
The next morning, after eating the last of our food,
第二天早上吃完最后的存粮
we resumed our journey to Moron.
我们继续前往沙雕镇
We reckoned we'd covered 350 miles.
我们大概开了560公里
But as our map was not to scale,
因为我们的地图不合比例
we had no idea how much was left to go.
完全不知道还有多远
All we did know is that we were hungry and worn out.
只知道自己又饿又累
I've got incredible aches and pains across my shoulders.
我的肩膀特别酸痛
Well, there is no bit of me that doesn't ache.
我全身都痛
There's no bit of me that's warm, comfortable, dry,
我身上没有一个地方干爽舒适
and I defecated for the sixth, fifth, sixth day on the trot
而且我连续五六天都像动物一样
in a field like an animal.
在草地上大便
Oh!
哦
Oh, bloody... My back!
我敲里... 我的背
I think we got some air there.
我们刚刚飞起来了
Oh, shit.
妈的
Oh, God, that was not good.
老天不太妙
Still, at least things soon got worse.
然而事情变得更糟了
Oh, brilliant.
真棒
Just getting a golden shower now.
体验了一次黄金雨
Oh, jeez, that's the worst it's been.
天简直不能更惨了
If there's a cliff at the top of this, I'm going over.
如果前面有个悬崖我就直接开下去
I'm just going to end it now.
我只想早点结束这一切
I want a glass of wine!
我想喝酒啊
We were aiming for the next target on our map,
我们的下个目的地是
which was Lots of Trees.
叫做很多树