大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E10

Part 3 May 6, 2021, 12:15 p.m.

It's a flattish V12.
一个比较平的V12
Anyway, it's now time to see how the Lambo got on.
不管怎样现在来看看兰博情况如何
And it's a snappier start for the Countach,
Countach的起步更加利落
mashing its fat rear tyres into that sodden Tarmac.
粗壮的后胎碾入湿透的沥青中
It really is sodden.
真的是湿透了
A quick look down to make sure it's in gear there.
快速地瞟一眼确保挂上挡了
Now easing off through the second curve on the straight.
轻松地通过了直道上的第二个弯
And back on the power towards Your Name here.
再次给上油门前往留你名弯
No need for Abbie to go to the gym this week.
这周Abbie不用去健身房♥了
She's getting all the workout she needs in the Lambo.
开这辆兰博的运动量已经足够了
Turning in hard as she dare.
她勇敢地劈进这个弯
Rear wing doing absolutely nothing as usual.
尾翼跟平时一样没有丝毫效果
Ooh, I thought it was gonna take off there!
噢我还以为它要起飞了
And now the joyless wrestle back towards Old Lady's House.
现在挣扎着前往老奶房♥弯
Through the rain.
穿过雨水
A rush of the brakes, I felt, at the mid-point there.
我觉得中间点了一下刹车
Now, much harder braking and down through the gears.
现在大力刹车降下挡位
It sounded like an angry tractor at low revs.
听起来就像愤怒的低转速拖拉机
And now in the damp dash towards Substation.
现在向变电站弯冲刺
That makes an even better noise
它的声浪比法拉利
than the Ferrari, really.
还要更好听真的
Brilliant. Just two corners left.
很好只剩两个弯了
Will she get this one sliding in Field of Sheep?
她会在绵羊坡再漂移一次吗
Bit of a wiggle there but through the Field of Sheep?
这里有点晃过绵羊坡时怎么样
No, and there we are, across the line!
没有漂移好的冲过终点
Brave. Brave.
勇猛勇猛
Right.
好的
Let's see where they go on the board, Lamborghini first.
我们来看看他们的排名如何兰博先来
Hang on, that's the bottom of the board.
等等这是榜单的底部
They're not going to the top, are they?
他们排不到前面对吧
See, look at that. 30th place.
看哪第30名
It's faster than a Ford Fiesta.
比嘉年华快
I mean, come on. That's pretty good.
我想说拜托这很不错了
That is tragically slow!
这慢得太惨了
It was a long time ago!
这辆车很老了
It doesn't look good, does it?
看起来不太乐观啊
Honda Civic, Ford Focus - they're all quicker.
本♥田♥思域福特福克斯都比它快
All right, one good thing is,
好吧好消息是
the Testarossa can't be much slower than that. Let's find out.
Testarossa不会比这慢多少的我们来看看
My God!
我的天哪
Oh, God!
天呐
It is faster than the Up!
它比大众Up!快
And they're both in the wet so that's a fair comparison.
而且都是湿滑路况这个对比很公平
Loser, I believe.
你输了吧
Look, I think we have to face facts here.
听着我觉得我们得面对现实
They're two very slow cars.
这两辆车非常慢
But at least they are expensive
但至少它们非常昂贵
and horrible to drive.
而且驾驶体验极差
Anyway, now it's time to bite into a cake of debate,
总之是时候在唠嗑街
from the café of chat...
角落的咖啡店里
...on the corner of Conversation Street.
品尝一块辩论蛋糕了
I think after 36 of those we are running out of ideas.
我估计我们拍了36段之后就江郎才尽了
It was getting desperate.
形式逐渐严峻啊
Now, any young people here,
如今有些年轻人
looking forward to driving maybe one day?
对未来的驾驶充满希望
Thinking the future holds a Ferrari for you, Lamborghini.
梦想在未来开上法拉利兰博基尼
Afraid not. There's a company in Aberdeen
别做梦了一家亚伯丁的公♥司♥
who've decided that the future actually will look like this.
认为未来汽车应该长这样
Oh, God.
天哪
Bloody hell. Really?
我的天当真吗
Electric?
电动的吧
Of course they're electric, obviously.
不用说啊肯定纯电动
Range of 35 miles. They're stackable cars.
续航里程56公里堆叠式车辆
Wait, so they work like the human centipede, then?
等一下就像人体蜈蚣那样吗
Not exactly like that, no.
当然不是
No. No...
不是
No.
没有
What I mean is, they're all connected together.
我是说它们可以拼到一起
Yeah, they're connected, exactly. They're connected.
没错它们是相连的可串联
Hang on, what if you're in the one in the middle, right?
等等假设你是中间的那辆
And you want to go a different way to the one in the front.
和前车的目的地不同
What are you gonna do?
该咋办
It's worse than that. If you're in the middle
还有更糟的如果开中间那辆
and go a different way, you won't have any wheels.
往哪开都没轮子啊
They'll be left attached to the ones in the front and back.
它的前后都被链住
There's not enough wheels.
轮子不够
It does look like that, it looks ridiculous that the front and back separate.
确实前后分离之后很奇怪
"We've got no bloody wheels!"
"无轮可用呀"
Actually, it's an optical illusion, the back wheels are inboard.
然而这是视错觉后轮还在
So you do have wheels.
有轮子
But what if you were in the back one
但如果你坐在最后一辆
and it was being driven by Richard Hammond from the front?
头车由哈蒙德驾驶
You'd be bloody terrified. Oh, all right!
你肯定吓坏了没错
Yes, that is a point.
有道理
But I don't think you quite understand how this works.
但我觉得你们没搞清它的工作原理
I'll need to check it out.
需要我来讲讲
It's quite complicated so bear with me.
有点复杂你们尽量理解
You see, the idea is these cars are sort of everywhere for people to use.
预想状态是这种供人使用的小车随处可见
And then at night, a man goes round in the green one, the one in front,
夜间派人开着绿色的第一辆
and he collects all the others up behind him.
带着其他小车连成一串
He's a bit like those men you see at airports, with all the trolleys,
有点像机场里拉行李的小车
and he ends up with that two-mile snake that bashes into your ankles.
拖着几公里的长龙撞伤你的脚踝
It's like that. So it gathers them all up?
类似那种所以它会收集其他的车
So, hang on a minute. You drive home in the evening, say.
等等比如你晚上开车到家
Mmhm. In your car.
对开着自己的
You get up next morning but it's gone because a bloke's collected it?
早上起来发现车没了因为有人收走了
Yeah.
对
That doesn't work because most journeys by car are two-way.
不合适毕竟大多数旅程是双向的
You get there, then you need to get back.
开去了还要开回来
Unless you're driving to Dignitas.
除非你赶去安乐死
No, they'd work for that.
不他们会向那方面努力的
Maybe it's a Dignitas collection service.
说不定会成为那里的收费项目
The thing is, I'm going to try and work out how it...
问题是我想搞清整个逻辑
It's quite complicated. They have actually...
太复杂了他们确实
There is a flow chart that explains how it works. Put that up.
这有张具体的流程图我们看看
Here we are. Oh, I see!
大家看我懂了
You're stabbed in the back with a giant fork, and briefcase,
你拿着公文包被一把大叉子捅进后背
then you bump into one-and-two-thirds cars,
撞上1又2/3辆车
that turn into half a car, that crash into a picture of a train...
变成了1/2辆车最后撞上一张火车图片
This makes no sense at all!
狗屁不通
No, hang on a minute. You've got that wrong, haven't you?
等等你看错啦
You get into two cars but only drive off in three-quarters of one.
撞到了两辆车但只能开走一辆的3/4
And you go to the station, because presumably you're going somewhere,
前往车站可能你要出远门
but whilst you're going somewhere, somebody takes it and puts it back.
但你人在外地有人把车开回去了
You get back to the station you haven't got a bloody car!
于是回到车站的你没车开了
That doesn't work!
屁用不顶
No, what they're saying is,
不他们其实要告诉我们
the future is going to be very inconvenient.
未来会非常不方便
Yeah, it sounds that way.
没错有道理
That's basically what they're actually saying.
这就是他们的本意
I've got a blindingly good idea, I'd like to run this by you...
我有个特别好的主意你们提提意见
Sure. ...in a committee fashion.
好呀当做讨论议题
What if... we had a car of our own.
如果大家都有自己的车
You could buy it or lease it, but it was, like, your car.
可租可买♥♥ 但它属于你
And then... No, it's crazy, I know.
然后我知道有点疯狂
Then there'd be a pretty good chance
有很大可能
it would be wherever it was when you last left it...
它会待在你停车的地方
when you came back to it. So all these people
直到你回来在座的所有人
you've left cars in the car park here, have you?
把车都放在停车场了对吧
So they'd still be there... That's exactly it!
它们就待在那就这么办