大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E10

Part 6 May 6, 2021, 12:15 p.m.

I'm also ready.
我也是
James, on the other hand,
然而
has some explaining to do about his "Grunumm..."
詹姆斯还在介绍他的Grunumm
This engine's actually pretty interesting.
这台引擎真的很有趣
First and foremost, it's been breathed upon by Lotus.
首先这台发动机经过路特斯打磨
They actually use a similar spec engine in the Elise.
它和爱丽丝的发动机规格差不多
But perhaps more interestingly, it's supercharged,
但更有趣的是它还用了机械增压
which is unusual in a hot hatchback.
这点与其他小钢炮不同
Why bother with a supercharger? It's heavier than a turbocharger...
为什么要用机械增压呢它比涡轮增压更重...
So the headline figures are:
数据是这样的
I have the most power, 209 horsepower.
我的马力最大 209匹
I have the lowest weight, 1,135 kilograms.
我的车最轻 1135公斤
And that's over 200 kilograms lighter than Clarkson's VW.
比克拉克森的大众轻了200多公斤
Eventually James finished talking and we were ready to go.
他说完后我们终于可以开始了
I probably won't win this.
我可能赢不了
My problem is I've got the heaviest car
我的车子最重
and I'm the heaviest driver.
我还是最胖的
And we are away.
比赛开始了
Where's that bloody Polo going?
那该死的Polo要上哪去
Yes!
太棒了
Oh, what?
什么玩意
A victory for the fat boy!
胖子的胜利
That can only mean that VW have got their figures wrong.
这只能说明大众把配置弄错了
Again.
再一次
This surprising result called for a bit of a debrief.
出乎意料的结果有必要做个简报
The mushroom-coloured Polo--
这台蘑菇色的Polo
Brown! The brown VW has won.
棕色棕色大众赢了
Actually, I've got to be honest.
真的我必须说实话
I am quite surprised by its astonishing victory.
我都没想到
It is really annoying. And there's nothing you can do.
真烦人而且你还无能为力
Cos it's heavy. And it's only as powerful as this.
因为这车很重还和这个的马力一样
The DSG gearbox makes a huge difference.
DSG变速箱是关键
Yeah, the double clutch. I mean
对啊双离合器
Every time you two have to change gear, you lose 20 yards.
你俩每次换挡都会落后18米
There's no way you can keep up with an old-fashioned box.
用古董手动挡肯定追不上
No, it's one gear, then another--
不是它一个档位然后再换
Oh, hang on.
等等
Text from Mr Wilman.
威尔曼先生来信息了
"You idiots."
你们真蠢
Nice. Not very kind.
好极了真不友好
"Stop banging on about double-clutch gearboxes and lift-off oversteer.
别再纠结双离合和转向过度了
These cars are supposed to appeal to young people
这些车的目标客户是年轻人
and they have no idea what those things are.
他们可不知道这些
The winner of this test will be the car that appeals most to millennials,
测试的胜出者将会是千禧一代最喜欢的车
not old men like you."
而不是你们这些老头
So what test do we do that young people would be interested?
我们要做什么年轻人感兴趣的测试
No, wait, I've had an idea.
等等我有个主意
What exactly is a millennial?
到底什么是千禧一代
Once we'd explained this to James, we left the test track,
在向詹姆斯解释清楚后我们离开了测试赛道
and began our new youth-friendly road test.
开始了我们全新的年轻人友好型路测
What I've done is I've fitted some youth-friendly political stickers on the doors.
我在门上贴了些年轻人常用的政♥治♥口号♥
And then on the windscreen, a transgender, fluid, neutral sunscreen.
然后在挡风玻璃上贴了个跨性别的灵活万能的遮阳贴
The other Jeremy, of course, is the great Jeremy Corbyn,
当然了这个杰里米说得是伟大的杰里米·科尔宾
leader of the Labour Party,
工党领袖
a man with the same initials as the Baby Jesus,
一个和婴儿耶稣姓名首字母相同的男人
one of the prophets of Islam.
伊♥斯♥兰♥教的先知之一
Richard, meanwhile, had for some reason
与此同时理查德出于某些原因
put the shipping forecast on the doors of the Fiesta.
将海上天气预报贴在了车门上
Why have you got "Stormy" on the side of your car?
你为什么在车身上贴个暴雨
Cos that's the name of the rapper that young people adore.
这是年轻人喜欢的说唱歌♥手
No, that's Stormzy.
不那是Stormzy
Stormy's that sexual intercourse enthusiast in America.
Stormy是美国的一个爱情动作影星
Popular with young people?
年轻人喜欢吗
Meanwhile, I'd headed for an organic farm shop
这时我来到了一个有机农场商店
to test out my young-people modification.
以测试我的改装
What I've fitted to my car - it's powered by the same USB port
我加装的设备充电用的USB接口
that you'd normally use to recharge your vape bong -
和你的电子烟一样
is the most important thing in a millennial's life.
它是千禧一代的生活必需品
And that is, of course, a juicer. Ta-da!
当然那就是榨汁机
Now, using this, I can make a whole range of tasty and nutritious juices
有了这个我可以用很多十分道德的原料
using a variety of ethically-sound ingredients.
做出各种口味的营养果汁
And that means I won't be beholden
这样我就没有支持那些
to evil American corporations that murder baby veals
宰牛杀鸡的
and snap the beaks off chickens.
邪恶美国公♥司♥
Back on the road, Jeremy and I were busy competing
在路上的杰里米和我正忙着争论
to win the hearts and minds of the snowflakes.
谁能赢得千禧一代的心
Because you're young, you'll care very much about the environment.
因为你还年轻所以会很关心环境
So you'll be very glad to know that unlike the Polo and the Toyota,
因此你会欣喜地发现和Polo 丰田不一样
this doesn't have four cylinders - the Fiesta only has three.
这车是三缸而不是四缸
In fact, when it's cruising,
事实上在巡航时
it can deactivate one of them and go down to two.
有一缸会停止工作只剩俩缸
That's a world first on a three-cylinder car.
这是三缸车的创新之举
And what it means is, it's nicer to polar bears.
这也意味着对北极熊更友好
The seats in here are made from cloth,
车里都是布艺座椅
so no cow was harmed in the making of the interior.
所以内饰的制♥造♥过程并没有伤害任何牛
Apart from a small veal who was used to make the steering wheel.
除了做方向盘的那头小牛
But that's it.
仅此而已
Right, this one is kale, apple,
好的这里面有甘蓝苹果
line-caught avocado and ethical water...
钓来的牛油果和道德满分的水
plus my reading glasses which fell in there earlier on.
以及我刚掉进去的老花镜
But it doesn't matter, they've got plastic lenses so they're perfectly safe.
但没事那是塑料镜片所以很安全
Someone's gonna want that.
反正有人喜欢
In order to see if we were on the right track,
为了证明我们改装很到位
Richard and I had headed into the wonderful,
我和理查德来到了
anti-car city of Oxford.
抵触汽车的美妙城市牛津
Many, many cyclists here.
很多很多人骑自行车
Look at the way young people are approving of my car
看这些年轻人是如何称赞我的车
and my stickers.
和贴纸
Dab on it, wagwam!
老铁点个赞
I speak the language of the millennial.
我精通千禧一代的流行语
Hammond and May won't be able to do that, cos they're in a Ford and a Toyota.
哈蒙德和梅就不行了因为他们开着福特和丰田
They're bad whips.
俩破车
You'll see there's a bus lane here.
你可以看到这条公交专用道
And the Fiesta is showing no sign at all
而嘉年华毫不介意
of complaining that half the road is completely empty and unused.
一半空马路根本没车用
This car has no problem with that.
这车无所谓
There's a couple of hikers, Hammond, on my left.
哈蒙德我左边有几位登山客
I'm not judging them, cos judging people is wrong.
我没有评价他们因为那是不对的
Oh, cyclist.
自行车手
Maniac!
有病啊
Having drunk his spectacles, James was now on the move.
喝了他的果汁詹姆斯也上路了
My latest juice has a bit of an Asian flavour.
我最新的果汁带点亚洲风味
Because it's made with okra, some ground-up dry ginger,
因为里面放了秋葵磨制干姜
a touch of garlic, a pinch of garam masala...
一点大蒜和少许咖喱酱
and a pork pie.
以及一块猪肉馅饼
This car was, of course, developed at the Nurburgring,
当然这车是在纽博格林上设计出来的
which might sound not very millennial.
可能听起来不太潮
But on the other hand, it is the world's greenest circuit.
但另一方面这也是世界上最环保的车
It is completely...
它完全
Oh, Jesus!
我去
God! Agh!
天呐
Back to the tent.
切回帐篷
I've gotta be honest...
说实话
Apart from you drinking plastic, which is evil,
除了你喝塑料那段非常邪恶之外
I thought that was all going rather well, the test appealing to young people.
我觉得进展不错这个吸引千禧一代的测试
Yeah, we talked about carbon dioxide and polar bears
对我们谈论了二氧化碳和北极熊
and expressed our support for the Labour Party.
表达了对工党的支持
Yeah, apart from the bit where the juicer blew up in my face, obviously,
没错除了果汁喷了我一脸很显然
it was all going rather excellently, we thought.
我们觉得这测试进展良好
It was, yeah.
确实