大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E05

Part 2 May 6, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

Perhaps James was right about the benefits of...
没准詹姆斯之前一直在说的
whatever it was he was saying.
那些什么玩意是有用的
Howling round the final bend of the Isn't.
响着胎通过了不直道的最后一个弯
Dropping down now into Your Name Here.
下坡进入留你名弯
Scrubbing off speed in a hurry.
大力刹车减速
Torturing those tyres, but that does look pretty nimble.
轮胎备受煎熬但看上去十分灵巧
Now, the canter back down the Isn't, picking up speed.
现在再次回到不直道开始加速
Dab of brakes at the mid-point.
在中间点踩了一下刹车
ow much harder on the brakes,
现在需要更用力的刹车
flicking down the seven-speed box for Old Lady's House.
拨动着七速变速箱降档进入老奶房♥
Any understeer?
有转向不足吗
No, not bad for a mid-engined car
并没有对于一辆中置引擎来说还不错
with no weight over the nose.
因为车头很轻
I actually rather like the styling of this,
我其实还是很喜欢这种布置的
and I'm right.
而且我是对的
Just Field of Sheep to go now.
只剩绵羊坡了
Here we are.
来了
And oh, yes, that's an exuberant drift to finish,
没错激♥情♥的漂移出弯
and across the line!
然后冲线啦
Very good.
很棒
Very good. Good driving, on form.
非常棒开得漂亮
Right.
好了
Right, let's see where it goes on our lap board.
我们来看看它的成绩如何
Will it go in the top ten?
能排进前十名吗
Oh, dear, no, it doesn't.
噢天呐看来并没有
Sorry, May, that is dismal
抱歉梅对于一辆
for a mid-engined car. It is.
中置引擎的车来说这个成绩太差了
It isn't about things like lap times. I told you before.
我跟你说过了圈速并不是重点
He who is first shall be last,
那在前的将要在后
and the last shall be first.
那在后的将要在前
Yes, but it's 15th. It is, yeah.
但它才排第15 是啊
It is, it is. So?
确实所以呢
It's the Romain Grosjean of cars, that is.
它就是车中的罗曼·格罗斯让
Romain who? Grosjean.
罗曼什么格罗斯让
Who's he? He's a French racing driver.
他是谁一位法国车手
The 15th best Formula One driver in the world, in fact.
实际上他是世界排名第15的F1车手
You'd like him. I already do.
你喜欢他我已经喜欢他了
Good. Good, so we've sorted that out.
很好那这件事就过去了
It's time for us to move on, because right now it is time
我们该继续了因为现在
for us to scrump an apple of chat
让我们从唠嗑街上
from the orchard of intercourse,
那交合的果园里
which is on Conversation Street.
偷摘闲聊的禁果
I like that one. I thought you would.
我喜欢这个你肯定喜欢啊
I like that one a lot. That's so up your street.
太喜欢了绝对是你的最爱了
Um...right now, lots of people these days
现在有好多人
are buying old cars,
开始买♥♥老爷车了
and we think we can see why.
我们觉得我们知道原因
Yeah, because an old Jaguar E-Type, or Alfa Spider,
对因为老捷豹E-Type或者阿尔法Spider
is far more interesting to look at than any modern car,
比现在所有车看起来都棒多了
and it won't depreciate.
而且还不会贬值
In fact, it'll make you money.
甚至会增值
Yeah, the trouble is, though, you get into your old car,
但问题是当你真正坐进去的时候
and it's crap.
你会发现它烂出翔啊
He's absolutely right,
一点没错
we forget how terrible old cars were, really.
我们真忘了老车有多糟糕
I mean, if you go more than 40 miles an hour,
只要时速超过60公里
the windscreen wipers part company with the windscreen.
雨刮器就会和挡风玻璃分离
Yes. And the headlamps are like candles in jam jars.
对大灯就像果酱瓶里点的蜡烛
And the demister doesn't. No, it doesn't.
除雾功能不管用对没用
And the heater doesn't. No.
加热不管用对
And everything else rattles, and the brakes don't work.
到处都是异响刹车也不管用
Exactly. That's old cars, they were...
真的老车就是
I speak from experience. I've got a 40-year-old Ferrari, a 308.
我的经验之谈我有辆40年的法拉利308
Apart from all those things, it's catastrophically slow. You wouldn't believe it.
除了刚才那些问题外它还令人难以置信得慢
I pull away from lights, and people behind honk because they think,
我从红灯起步后面的车会按喇叭
"That's a Ferrari, that'll... Oh." Yeah.
因为他们觉得这可是法拉利呀开得可... 噢对
They honk? Doesn't that happen in any car you drive?
你开别的车不也会被人按喇叭嘛
No, no, no "Oh, get out of the way!"
不是不是快让开啊
Pretty much.
就是嘛
But it is unbelievable just how poor it is.
你不敢想象它有多糟
Very slow.
特别慢
But that's the exact point we're trying to make here.
我们想说的就是这个意思
There are now loads of companies who will take an old car
现在有很多公♥司♥会把老车拿来
and then gently modernise it.
然后好好改装一番
Got some examples here of what we're on about.
这里就有几个例子
There's this, which is the Singer Porsche,
比如这辆Singer的保时捷
I'm obviously not very interested in that.
我对这玩意一点兴趣也没有
These two are, but I couldn't care less.
他们两个喜欢但我完全不感冒
Then you've got the Eagle, er...E-Type Speedster,
然后就是Eagle E-Type Speedster
one of the best-looking cars I've ever seen.
我见过最美的车之一
That's an actual E-Type, and one of the most beautiful to drive. Absolute honey.
就是一辆E-Type 开起来也是最赞的车之一非常美妙
Yeah, there's a company in Germany now, and they are modernising lightly.
德国还有一家公♥司♥ 他们更加现代化一些
Remember those old Mercedes Pagoda SLs?
你还记得奔驰的Pagoda SL么
Oh, yeah. They're putting AMG engines in.
对它们把一台AMG发动机塞了进去
What, mo... That's got a modern AMG engine in it?
什么现在的AMG发动机吗
Do you want to have a look at the engine? Another shot.
你想看看发动机舱吗另一张照片
Hang on. There it is, look at that!
等等真是啊看呐
That is a car. I see you like that.
这才叫车啊我知道你喜欢它
Very, very much. I've got something you'll like more.
特别特别喜欢我还有样东西你会更喜欢
Have you? Mmhm.
真的么嗯嗯
Oh, my God!
老天爷啊
That is an old '68 Dodge Charger.
这是辆老道奇 68年的Charger
You used to have one. I did.
你以前有过这车没错
But someone has put in that a 1,000-horsepower modern-day Hellcat engine.
有人把那台1000匹的地狱猫引擎塞进去了
Aw!
嗷
I mean... I...
要我说我已经
I need some time alone...
我要点时间
with that picture. It's just...
和这照片独处这简直就是
That is such a good idea, this, I think.
我觉得这主意真是太棒了
It is actually, and it's a very good point.
真的这些都是好点子
We all think we would like a Jensen Interceptor, don't we?
我们都以为我们会喜欢Jensen Interceptor对吧
But the fact is it won't go,
但事实上它跑不起来
it won't stop if it ever does go, the brakes won't work,
就算跑起来了也停不下来刹车不管用
all the rest of it - terrible thing.
那辆车就是一团糟
But here is a Jensen Interceptor,
这也是一辆Jensen Interceptor
but that has modern brakes, has a modern cooling system,
但它配备有当代的刹车和冷却系统
and it has the engine from a Corvette.
还有来自科尔维特的发动机
No, it does. I've actually driven that very car, and it's epic.
我还真开过这车史诗般的作品
Well, that one isn't anymore, because somebody wrapped it round a fence in Goodwood.
当然这辆除外有人开着它撞进古德伍德的栅栏里了
Spoiled it. But it was epic before that.
毁了但在那之前还是史诗般的
It's a fantastic car, it really, really is.
真的是一辆了不起的车
I'd like to explain, by the way, that squeaking noise
我想顺便解释一下这个吱吱吱的声音
is not James thinking, it's...
不是詹姆斯在动脑子
...it's the wind.
是大风
It's quite a breezy day. It's a breezy day.
今天风很大大风天
And we decided to base ourselves in a tent because we're mad.
但我们还是选择在帐篷里做节目因为我们疯了
And on a hill. And on a hill.
还在山上还在山上
But I think the problem
我觉得问题是
with all of these reimagined cars
这些回炉重造的车
is that they're expensive, they're too expensive.
它们真的很贵太贵了
That Mercedes Pagoda SL, that's £300,000,
刚才的梅赛德斯 Pagoda SL售价30万镑
those Singer Porsches, £400,000,
Singer保时捷 40万镑
that E-Type Speedster, 650 grand - it's just crazy.
EType Speedster 65万镑太疯狂了
The problem is that the companies who are doing this kind of work,
问题在于做这些改装的公♥司♥
they know they can charge that kind of money,
知道他们可以要价这么高
cos the customers that come to their workshops
因为来他们车间的顾客
invariably arrive in a helicopter
都是坐着直升飞机
with a Ukrainian girlfriend and Lewis Hamilton's watch.
一手乌克兰女朋友一手汉密尔顿的手表
And the fact is, if you're gonna dress up like that
事实上如果你穿成那样
and act like that, if you're gonna show off,
表现得那样如果你炫富