大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E11

Part 10 May 6, 2021, 12:15 p.m.

This took quite a while.
这花了很长时间
Jeremy, on that first run, did some poo come out?
杰里米第一次的时候你是不是吓得拉裤子了
Difficult to keep the poo in when your anus is as well oiled as mine.
我的菊花被油浸过所以很难控制得住
How dry are we going to be able to get this track?
我们需要把赛道变得多干
It's drying out on James' side.
詹姆斯那边已经干了
If we do another run with me there...
如果下场比赛让我在那边
Be all right. Well, it's hardly real world, is it,
就没问题了这在现实世界中是不现实的
choosing which bit of the road you drive on to make your car faster.
你不能靠选择在哪条路上开从而让你的车更快
As that is in fact exactly what you do in a race,
因为在比赛中就是这样的
I ignored him and lined up
我无视了他并且准备
for our third attempt on the dry line.
在干地上的第三次尝试
So, BMW, Bentley or the surface-to-air missile.
宝马宾利还有地对空导弹
Which will win?
谁会赢呢
Amber.
黄灯
Go
冲啊
It's a great start.
起步很不错
Jesus! It's still doing it.
天啊还是控制不住
80mph, 90mph.
128km/h 144km/h
Oh, it's going sideways again.
又开始跑偏了
Oh, my...
噢我的...
Reel him in, reel him in. Come on, BMW.
追上他追上他加油啊宝马
Oh, bugger!
噢见鬼
Well, there we are. The Aston was by far the most exciting to look at there.
如你所见阿斯顿是看上去最最有激♥情♥的
As usual.
一向如此
So now let's get some lunch.
现在去吃午饭吧
And moments later we found our grail.
不久我们就找到了圣杯
There we are, look, 50 feet below sea level and we have arrived at journey's end.
这里是海平面以下15米我们也到达了旅途的终点
The Caspian.
里海
The largest inland body of water in the world.
世界上最大的内陆湖
Our journey is complete.
我们的旅途结束了
Let's get a bream.
找点鲷鱼吃吧
A bream's fish?
鲷鱼是一种鱼吗
No, Hammond, they're cows. Of course they're fish!
不是是一种牛当然是鱼呀
I don't like fish.
我不爱吃鱼肉
Well, on that terrible disappointment... For him.
随着这个巨大的失望对他而言
Mm. ...back to the tent.
让我们回到帐篷里
Why did you say "Back to the tent," you idiot?
你为什么要说回到帐篷里你个呆子
Um... Oh, right, um... It just slipped...
呃那个我说漏嘴了
I've got biscuit.
我嘴里都是饼干
You don't do that. It slipped out. Never do that.
不许再这样了我说漏了这是最后一次
It gives us a chance at least to say how good GT cars are.
至少给了我们一个机会说说GT有多好
I love them. Mm.
我喜欢这些车没错
Engine at the front and all the power you need.
发动机前置动力充足
They're everything you want in a car.
有车如此夫复何求
I agree. The BMW was the best as well.
同意而且宝马是最棒的
Eh? Yes, but, James,
哎可是詹姆斯
why don't you tell the ladies and gentlemen
你为什么不和观众朋友们讲一讲
about the BMW's lane departure system?
宝马的车道偏离系统
You know, the one that keeps you in the white lines when you're driving along.
就是那个始终让你保持在白线内行驶的
Yeah, well, the thing is, it was a pre-production car.
是这样我那是一辆前期生产的车
It had a slight glitch in it. You couldn't turn it off.
有一点小问题你无法关闭车道偏离系统
And it's quite annoying on the road because it does that.
所以在路上开的只是有点烦人
But on the track, the problem is that you aim for a perfect apex
但到了赛道上你本来已经瞄准了弯心
but the car thinks, he's about to have an accident.
但车子会认为你偏离了路线要出事了
It just throws you back into the middle of the track again.
然后一把给你拉回赛道中间
It was extremely irritating.
简直要把人气炸了
There was that, which you moaned about a lot, and the gearbox.
没错这就是你抱怨很久的问题还有它的变速箱
Yeah, the gearbox, well...
对还有它的变速箱唉
The problem there is, the display on the dash, there's two of them.
变速箱的问题在于仪表盘上会显示两个档位
One of them says what gear you've selected... Mm.
一个是你现在的档位嗯
...but the other one says what gear the car thinks you should be in.
另一个是车子认为你应该选择的档位
So, again on the track, you'll be driving along,
所以回到赛道上你正在往前开
going, here comes a left-hand bend...
前面有一个左手弯
..right down to second and the car would go, seventh?
减速减到二挡车子会问你该七档了吗
That is annoying. It's basically just Germans
太反♥人♥类♥了就像是德国人在喊
saying, "The Englander knows nothing here."
那帮英国佬什么也不懂
Exactly.
没错
But it was bloody fast, the BMW.
那那辆宝马真的是相当快
It was excellent. But I still think the Bentley was the best.
确实很棒但我还是觉得宾利最棒
It was the best. I agree.
它是最棒的我同意
What? I agree.
什么我同意
Look, I really like the DBS, OK?
是这样我确实很喜欢DBS
It was a fantastic car.
那是一辆绝妙的车
I like the DB11 as well.
我也喜欢DB11
And the Vantage.
还有Vantage
But for doing that journey...
但在这趟旅程里
I'd choose the Bentley. Wait a minute,
我会选择宾利等一下
haven't you just recommended the Aston Martin DBS to a friend of yours?
你不是刚向你的朋友推荐了阿斯顿马丁DBS吗
Yes, I have.
是的没错
And has he since bought one? Yes, he has.
他听了以后买♥♥了吗已经买♥♥了
And on that terrible disappointment, for him,
随着这个巨大的失望对他而言
it's time to end. Thank you so much for watching. Goodbye!
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