大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E04

Part 3 May 6, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

Mmm, yes.
嗯是的
They're not gonna sell many of those in France, I'm guessing.
我猜这车在法国应该卖♥♥不动吧
No, they probably won't. In the same way that Hyundai
很可能吧无独有偶
has just introduced a new car called the Kona.
现代刚发布了一款新车叫Kona
They're not gonna be selling too many of those in Portugal.
它在葡萄牙肯定也卖♥♥不动
Why? Is "Kona" Portuguese for "turd"?
为啥 "Kona"是葡萄牙语的"屎"吗
No. What, then?
不那是什么
It's the one word we can't say.
那个词我没法说
Mourinho.
穆里尼奥
Yes. That's exactly what it is.
对就是这个词
Moving on. Yes.
我们继续好的
Have you seen those stories around
你们有没有听过
about Jaguar possibly going over to making only electric cars?
捷豹可能会转型只生产电动车了
I have read that, yeah. All Jaguars would be electric, which is a worry.
我读过所有捷豹都是电动的这就麻烦了
Because, potentially, it'll make it a lot more difficult
因为你就有可能听不到
to hear your Jaguar-driving guest
你开捷豹的客人
leave your house early in the morning
大清早离开你家的声音了
with all of your silverware in the boot. Good point.
后备箱里装着你所有的餐具有道理
Very good point. That's a risk.
很有道理这是个风险
"Oh, no, I've just taken all..."
"哦不我刚拿了所有的…"
Or they'll be turning up all hours
或者他们不分昼夜
of the day and night just standing there.
跑到你家门口站着
"I'm sorry, could I charge my car up at your house?
"不好意思能在你家充电吗
Spot of bother with the electricity company over at mine."
实在不想和电力公♥司♥打交道"
"Just pop that in the wall." "Yes, if you don't mind."
"插墙上就行" "好如果你不介意"
Yeah, no, but if we may be serious for a moment,
没错但我们现在认真说一下
the biggest problem is
最大问题在于
the electrical charging infrastructure in this country
这个国家的公共充电桩建设
simply isn't good enough to...
根本不完善…
sustain a great deal of demand. It just isn't.
无法满足大量需求根本不够
Yeah, but it'll get better and the vast majority of people
是的但会改善的而且大多数人
simply recharge at night.
都只在晚上充电
That's what I do, with mine. Yes, I know.
我的车就是这么充的我知道
But if you go on a long journey, you can't take your house.
但如果你跑长途又不能带着房♥子跑
You've gotta charge up somewhere else.
只能在其他地方充电
Yes, but electric charging points
对但公共充电站
are springing up everywhere at the moment
正在四处开工
at quite a rate. I agree.
遍地开花我同意
They are. They are. They are.
是的是这样是的
But look at it this way. OK, the second most boring thing a man can do
但你这么想男人觉得第二无聊的事情
is filling up with petrol second most after...
就是给车加油仅次于…
Trying on trousers.
试穿裤子
We all agree that's the worst. It's just a fact.
我们一致同意这是事实
The second most boring thing you can do
第二无聊的事情
is fill up with petrol, which takes what, three minutes?
就是给车加油要花多久 3分钟吧
Yes. Charging a car up
嗯给一辆车充满电
is like 40 minutes, and I haven't got time for that.
大概是40分钟我没那个闲工夫
No, but it's, it's... 40 minutes is getting...
对但… 40分钟嘛…
You can do it in less than that now
现在不用那么久了
and it's getting shorter and shorter all the time.
充电时间会不断变短
Charging times are plummeting. They're dropping.
正在大幅缩短越来越快
But you've gotta go into a service station, surrounded by people
但你得进入服务区周围都是人
with smelly bottoms, all playing on those slot machines.
抠脚大汉臭气熏天都在玩老虎机
And 40 minutes, you just think,
还要等40分钟你就会想
"I've got so much more I'd rather be doing than this."
"我♥干♥啥都比呆在这儿强"
I only have, if I'm lucky,
运气好的话我大概只有
175,000 hours before I do dying.
还能活17万5千小时
And I'm not gonna waste any of them charging an electric car up.
我肯定不会浪费在充电上
I'm just not.
绝不会
Sticking with electric cars, the iconic London black taxi has gone electric.
继续说电动车伦敦标志性的黑色出租车现在电动化了
We've got a picture of it here. There it is.
我们有张图片请看
I've ridden it. I've driven it as well, actually, and it's excellent.
我坐过其实我还开过很不错
Very, very smooth, very comfortable,
非常非常顺畅特别舒适
and obviously it's very quiet.
当然也非常安静
Which means you can hear the driver's views
你能更清楚听到
on immigration more clearly.
司机对移♥民♥问题大放厥词
Everybody always says...
所有人都在说
I like black cabs. I use them all the time.
我喜欢黑色出租车我总是坐他们
Yeah, you really are a dinosaur.
对你真是老古董
No, I just hate Uber. You don't hate Uber.
不我就是讨厌优步你不讨厌
I do hate Uber. They just work.
我真讨厌优步优步多好
Have you seen how they drive?
你们见过他们怎么开车的吗
They're appalling! Dithering about in the middle of junctions
太恐怖了在路口开得摇摇晃晃
and they don't know where they're going.
而且根本没有方向感
And it's always a Prius. And I hate those commercials
经常开着普锐斯而且我讨厌那广♥告♥
where they say, "Not all of our drivers are rapists."
这么说的 "不是所有司机都是强♥奸♥犯"
That's not really a slogan, is it?
这怎么能算标语呢
I'm sorry, I just... I will not get in with...
抱歉我实在… 我绝不会…
And, listen, I've only got 175,000 hours left...
还有听着我只剩17万5千小时了
If you... If you don't stop saying
如果… 如果你再说
how many hours you've got left, I shall make it less.
还剩多少寿命我就手动让它更短
Look, I... A lot less.
听着我… 短很多
Yeah, I'm with him. And I like Uber.
好吧我支持他我也喜欢优步
I like the fact that you get the alert
我喜欢的是它会提示你
that tells you who's coming to pick you up
接你的司机叫什么
and what sort of car he's driving.
开的什么车
Yeah, that's... What's the point?
没错有什么意义
It's a Prius. It's always a Prius.
普锐斯啊永远是普锐斯
No, it isn't always a Prius.
不不总是普锐斯
I've got a friend and she had one come -
我有个朋友她有一次
this was just before Christmas, as it happened.
当时正好是圣诞节前
The driver was from South America.
司机是南美人
And she got an alert and it said,
她收到一条提示说
"Jesus is arriving soon in a Honda Accord."
"耶稣正开着本♥田♥雅阁赶来"
Which is not what it says in the New Testament.
新约里可不是这么说的
No, it doesn't. It's not, is it? Who knew?
不是是吗谁知道呢
Anyway, there is a new version of the Bugatti Chiron.
好的布加迪Chiron有新版本了
We've got a picture of it here. It's called the Chiron Sport.
这里有张照片它叫Chiron运动版
But that does make me wonder, what bit of the regular Chiron wasn't sporty?
但我就奇怪了原版的Chiron哪里不运动了
No, it was a sporty car, anyway.
没有它的确是辆运动型的车
It was quite sporty, I noticed that. Is that more powerful?
确实挺运动的它功率更大了吗
No, but it is 18 kilograms lighter
没有但轻了18公斤
because it has carbon fibre windscreen wipers.
因为它采用了碳纤维的雨刮器
What? That's all? What were the old ones made of?
仅此而已吗本来的雨刮器是啥做的
Cast iron.
铸铁
So it's 18 kilograms lighter? Mmhm.
所以它轻了18公斤嗯哼
And how much is it? Uh...it's £2.3 million.
多少钱额 230万英镑
That's a lot, isn't it?
挺贵的吧
Well, hold on. The standard one's, what, two million quid, isn't it?
等等普通版多少钱 200万英镑
I've just had a thought. What?
我突然有个想法什么
If you're prone to going through life
如果你平时都习惯
with quite a heavy briefcase...
提一个比较重的公文包
Yes? If you bought the ordinary Chiron,
然后呢如果你买♥♥了普通的Chiron
left your briefcase at home,
把公文包留在家里
you've automatically created the Sport, haven't you?
不就自动变成了运动版吗
Yeah. And saved yourself £300,000.
没错然后省了30万英镑
That... That is good advice.
这… 这是个好建议
Yeah. A lot of people here will be taking that away with them and using it.
是的在场的很多人都能受益呢
That's consumer advice. Exactly. I like to do that.
这是一条消费者建议正是助人为乐
All part of the service. We're here for you.
全面服务一心为您
Can I move it on? I have some interesting conversation.
能继续吗我有些有趣的话题
Oh, good. There is a man in Canada
好加拿大有一名男子
who has successfully lowered his car insurance premium
通过声称自己是女性
by declaring himself to be a woman.
成功降低了车辆保险费
Now, he hasn't had the operation,
目前他还没有动手术
he hasn't swapped his beef torpedo for the silken purse.
他还没有把鱼雷棒换成水帘洞
He has merely...
他仅仅是…
Thank you, Doctor.
多谢大夫
He has merely taken advantage...
他仅仅是钻了…
He just said "beef torpedo", didn't he?
他刚刚是不是说了"鱼雷棒"