大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E13

Part 9 May 6, 2021, 12:16 p.m.

John isn't. John is not stuck. Are we stuck? No.
约翰可没有我们卡住了吗没有
As we needed the camera crew to make this miserable trip worthwhile,
因为需要摄影团队的记录才能让这段悲惨旅程有意义
we had to rescue them.
所以不得不搭把手
Are you feeling a bit smug?
你感觉有点得意吗
I am actually full of smug. Yeah.
我满脸都写着得意是的
OK, here we go. Ready to go?
好的准备了准备好了吗
In three, two, one.
三二一
Dump that clutch. Dump it.
松离合赶紧的
And we're free! John has done it!
解放了约翰做到了
John has succeeded!
约翰成功了
John has pulled the mass-produced Toyota Land Cruiser
约翰成功将量产的丰田兰德酷路泽
out of the mire!
从泥坑里拉出来了
Here's the message we're giving you all.
这就是我们想传递的信息
Buy Mongolian.
买♥♥蒙古车
Riding on a cushion of smugness, we resumed our search
满载得意我们继续
for the wooden pub.
搜寻木酒屋
But soon it became a cushion of misery.
但很快这就成了满载痛苦
Oh, that is cold now.
现在好冷
How can the temperature vary this much this quickly?
这温度怎么骤降了
It's incredible.
不可思议
It's because it's land-locked, isn't it?
因为这是内陆国家吗
There's no sea to moderate it. Exactly.
没有海洋来调节温度对
Moments later, though, our spirits were lifted.
片刻之后我们士气大涨
What's that? Pub. That's the pub.
那是什么酒吧那是酒吧
This is the first time in two-and-a-half days that I have hope in my heart.
这是两天半来我第一次心里充满希望
Well, what do you want? Scotch.
你想喝点什么苏格兰威士忌
I'd have mulled wine. No, brandy. I think brandy.
我要来杯热红酒不白兰地我要这个
What about some King's Ginger?
英王醇姜怎么样
Ooh, God! Yes.
对天呐就这个
There's the door. Right. The door. The door.
门口到了到了到了
Three pints of your finest, please, landlord.
老板请来三品脱你最好的酒
Locked?
门锁了吗
Shut, maybe.
可能是关上了
It's not open. Well, they might just not be up.
没开门他们也许还没起床
Hello...in Mongolian. Hello.
你好得用蒙古语有人吗
Oh, wait. Hello.
等等有人在吗
Oh, no, hang on. It's empty.
等等里面没人
It is, isn't it? It's disused.
确实这是废弃的
Hungry. Hungry now. Yeah.
好饿我也是
And damp. And damp. Very damp.
而且还很湿对特别潮湿
You know on other TV shows where you've got, like, explorers and stuff?
你知道那个电视节目吗关于探险家之类的
You mean Bear Grylls?
你是说贝尔·格里尔斯吗
Yeah, they don't moan, do they?
对他们可不会唉声叹气
No, they don't moan... He doesn't moan.
对他们不会他不会
...because they go back to a hotel. Yeah.
因为他们拍完就回酒店了有道理
"Oh, I'm being chased by a bear,"
"不好有熊在追我"
which is a man in a (BLEEP) bear costume, and then he goes to a hotel.
其实就是个人穿着熊的戏服然后他就回酒店了
We, on the other hand, are stupid enough to sit in a homemade car
反观我们蠢到在零下40度开着一台自♥制♥车
when it's minus 40, with no drink, no food,
没有水和食物
and no end in sight to this journey.
走着这没有尽头的旅程
I'm actually getting fed up.
我已经气饱了
Several horrible hours later, though,
几个糟糕的小时后
our spirits were lifted once more.
我们的士气又一次高涨
Wait a second. Is that...
等等那是...
That's a road.
那是马路
That's the first made road we've seen.
这是我们看到的一条正经马路
The only place it can go is Moron.
这路肯定通向沙雕城
It's the only place. There isn't any other.
只有这个地方了没有其他城市了
Why go to the trouble of making a road unless it goes to the only town?
如果不为了通往唯一的城市何必费劲修条路
It's a road! This goes to Moron!
这是条马路这能到沙雕
We're on a road!
我们回到马路上了
Oh, let's get some speed up.
咱们赶紧加速
We'll be at the pub tonight!
今晚咱们能去酒吧了
Pub tonight, we'll be straight there.
今晚去酒吧直接就去那
Oh, my God!
我天
I've never been so happy in my entire life.
我这辈子从未如此开心过
There's a bridge... Smell it.
那有座桥你闻闻
We haven't even got to clamber down. There's an actual bridge!
我们甚至不用费劲还真有座桥
The bridge, as it turned out, was the Wibbly Wobbly Bridge.
事实证明这就是动摇之桥
But Wibbly Wobbly was a bit of an understatement.
但动摇算是客气说辞
This was no problem for John, though, who simply hopped through the river.
这对约翰不是问题它能直接涉水而过
It's a signature characteristic.
这太有性格了
And back onto the road. It works.
回马路它可真行
Here we go. Moron, here we come!
走着沙雕我们来了
Bunny hopping. Yes!
蹦跶着来了对
Yes! Yes!
没错太好了
What?
什么鬼
Well, that was a bit short-lived.
这也太短了吧
Oh, why has it just ended?
怎么突然没了
The reason it had ended
之所以没路了
was because of the next feature on our map...
是因为地图的下一个点到了
...which up close appeared to be...
这近乎于
...completely impassable.
完全无法通过
However, Eeyore likes boggy and sad places, so...
但是屹耳喜欢沼泽和伤心地所以
James, don't just... James, don't drive in... As the bloody crow flies!
詹姆斯别这么冲进去你特么就径直冲进去了
Well, pick a route!
选条路啊
It's the same as the stuff we were doing yesterday.
这和昨天的情况一样
Slow down! Not so fast!
慢点别这么快
Slow down! Calm down. It's fine.
慢点冷静没事的
This is an off-roader. It's perfectly capable of this sort of thing.
这是台越野车完全能胜任
Well, it's not, is it? It's... Just stop, stop, stop.
它不是啊停车停车
It is idiotic to drive in here.
在这开车太蠢了
It's poured with rain all last night and all morning.
这里蓄满了昨晚和今早上的雨水
It's gonna be an absolute quagmire.
现在就是片泥潭
We've got to get to those mountains.
我们得去那片山
Well, look... Let's find a...
你看... 咱们找个...
We'll find a way round it. We need higher ground.
我们找条路绕过去先找个高地
If we drive around... Look, if we drive around it,
听着如果我们绕过去
that could be an extra 100 miles for all we know.
可能至少要多走160千米
The road leads here. This is obviously the way you go.
马路通到这儿来了很明显就应该从这走
They wouldn't build a road to something you couldn't drive through.
他们不会修条路通往没法开去的地方
Where are you going now?
你现在去哪
Well, I'm aiming for the mountains. Water here.
我朝山走有水坑
Oh, we've...
我们...
That's some mud. Don't worry.
就是一些泥别担心
Oh, James!
詹姆斯
No, that's not gonna work.
不这行不通
I'm going to kill him.
我要宰了他
Oh, bloody hell! You've buried it!
我了个去你把车埋了
With two fewer passengers, and the diffs locked...
少了两位乘客再锁上差速锁
Go on, James, go on. Power, power, power!
走着詹姆斯跑啊跑啊
John boinged free.
约翰成功逃脱
Excellent effort.
太棒了
Right, you're out.
好的你滚蛋
Only another 300 miles of this bog you've driven into to go.
你开进的这片沼泽只剩好几百公里了
Thanks to May's stubbornness,
多亏梅的倔脾气
it looked like we'd be spending
我们接下来的一天
the rest of the day on foot.
只能徒步前进
It could be like this all the way.
前方可能路况依旧
Oh, shitty death, that's a bit...
要命这可有点...
The bank collapsed.
这土堤塌了
Luckily, the new improved Richard Hammond came up with a plan.
万幸的是升级版哈蒙德想到了办法
Right, this'll do.
好了这就行了
Oh, for (BEEP) sake.
天
I can't get my shoe...
鞋拔不出...
Oh, May! I've lost my shoes!
梅我的鞋没了
What do you want me to do before I die of hypothermia?
在我低温冻死之前需要我♥干♥什么
Because my shoes are four feet under the bog over there.
因为我的鞋卡在一米沼泽以下了
I'm going to shackle the high-lift jack to the eye on there.
我要把千斤顶固定在这一侧车头
I'm then going to shackle this tow rope to the high-lift jack.
再把这拖绳绑在千斤顶上