大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E04

Part 9 May 6, 2021, 12:13 p.m.

No! No, no, no!
不对别啊
Don't... Don't clap! Don't clap!
你们鼓什么掌
He killed a man!
他杀人啦
You jammed an AK-47!
你的AK都卡壳了
Well... It's famously unjammable!
呃... 它号♥称"绝不卡壳"啊
No one in history has ever jammed one till you came along!
在你之前从未有人把AK用到卡壳
Yes, it overheated!
没办法过热了
That's cos you were firing it into the air
谁让你刚开始就毫无意义地
pointlessly when you set off!
朝天乱射
That's what they're for!
这是用法之一啊
Weddings, funerals, exam results -
婚葬嫁娶金榜题名
you go outside, fire your AK in the air!
迈出房♥门 AK射天
It's a joyous thing!
多么喜庆
They are the party popper of the developing world!
他们就是发展中国家的烟花爆竹
Never mind all that.
总之
I have the scores. The final scores. This is the important bit.
我这有成绩这是重头戏
Jeremy Clarkson, you fired 2,600 rounds.
大猩猩你打了2600发子弹
Mm-hm.
然后呢
And the number of targets you hit...was one.
你射中的目标数是 1
You laugh, but it's one more than him!
尽管笑吧但我比他多
Uh...it is. It is one more than you, so I'm winning!
确实我比你多我赢啦
Wait, so hang on, it all boils down to how many targets I hit.
等等最终取决于我的成绩
Yes, but you had a roll bar to hang onto. I did.
但你抓着那根横杆没错
Yeah, he did. And he scored...
确实抓了你的成绩是
Yes?
多少
..nought.
He really got nothing?
你什么都没打中
Yep. OK, so after all of that,
对好吧既然如此
what is our conclusion, gentlemen?
我们的结论是什么
Can we do a sensible one? Yeah.
我们这次能理智点吗好的
See, the thing is, that Mercedes Nissan you had,
问题在于你那辆奔驰日产
it did have a wobbly back end,
车后部确实出了问题
and I just don't think that's good enough, actually,
这种情况出现在皮卡上
in a pick-up truck, I really don't.
真得不够好
The Volkswagen is very good,
大众很不错
but pick-up trucks are working tools, and it's just a bit too posh.
但皮卡应该是生产工具它太过火了
You wouldn't want to get into it in muddy boots. I don't think that will work.
你可不想穿着泥靴上车况且它也不靠谱
So, it's the Ford, then? It's the cheapest.
那就剩福特了它是最便宜的
It is the cheapest. And it's, I think, the best-looking.
确实而且我觉得也最好看的
And it is actually the one I'd have.
我就会买♥♥它
You'd have the Ford? Yeah.
你选福特吗没错
And you'd have the Ford? We'd both have the Ford.
那你呢我们都选福特
James, what would you have?
詹姆斯你怎么看
I wouldn't have a pick-up truck.
我绝不会买♥♥皮卡
Yes, I know, but in this test
我明白但经过测试
of pick-up trucks, which one would you have?
这三辆中你选谁
None of them. I wouldn't have one.
都不选我不买♥♥
Yeah, I know! But we're testing pick-ups,
我知道! 但我们做了测评
so which pick-up truck of the three would you have?
你会买♥♥哪辆
I wouldn't have a pick-up truck.
我绝不买♥♥
You've just spent 20 minutes reviewing these pick-up trucks.
你花了20分钟的节目时间评测皮卡
The ladies and gentlemen would like to know which is the best?
观众们想知道哪辆最好
I've come to a conclusion, on behalf of the ladies and gentlemen,
我代表大家得出了结论
which is don't have a pick-up truck.
干脆都别买♥♥
James! You have a powerful imagination!
哎呀用用你的想象力嘛
Use it! Let's pretend!
试一下假设
OK, come with me on a journey.
跟上我的思路
We'll warm your imagination up.
让你的想象力热身
Imagine you're an eagle. OK.
假如你现在是一只鹰好的
Visualise that you're flying over mountains.
想象你正飞跃群山
Can you feel it? Can you feel the wind in your feathers?
可以吗能感觉到羽尖的风声吗
Mmm. It's beautiful, isn't it?
嗯很美吧
Yeah. OK, now imagine you've got a pickup truck.
对接下来想象你有一辆皮卡
Which one is it? Why would an eagle have a pickup truck?
是哪辆为什么老鹰会有皮卡
No! No!
不对
I mean, imagine... OK, let's try...
发挥想象啊
OK, imagine, James May, a pastoral scene. Have you got it?
继续田园场景你看到了吗
There's, like, rolling, grassy hills,
满是绿色的起伏山丘
a few sheep around - you're a farmer.
周围有绵羊你是位农夫
You're walking round with your dog
闲庭散步有狗陪着
at your heel there, sheep all around you.
脚下有很多绵羊
Can I have Beethoven playing?
背景音可以是贝多芬吗
Beethoven is playing, obviously, live.
没问题现场版正播放
There's an old five-bar gate there.
往前是一扇老木门
An old oak tree arches over the gate.
一棵老橡树弓成了两边
And under the oak tree is your farmer's pick-up truck.
橡树下是你的皮卡
Which one is it? It's not there.
会是哪一辆根本没有
I wouldn't have it, because I wouldn't have a pick-up truck.
我看不到因为我根本不会买♥♥
Neither should anybody else. You shouldn't have one.
大家都不应该买♥♥ 不该
Even in your imagination...
即便是在想象中
My imagination does not admit a pick-up truck.
我的幻想空间依然抵触皮卡
I'm not being stubborn. I know my mind. Yes.
我不是固执我知我心好吧
And I don't want a pick-up truck.
我不想要皮卡
What I know is that you've wasted so much time
问题是你花费了太多时间阐述
not choosing a pick-up truck,
不想要皮卡
and claiming that the Battle of Britain was a draw,
声称不列颠空战是场平局
that we don't have time for the big celebrity duel
以至于我们跟本没有时间留给
between...Adrian Chiles and Howard from the Halifax ads.
艾德里安和霍华德布朗了
Oh, no! Exactly!
不要啊没办法
And on that terrible disappointment, we must end.
伴着这个失望的消息是时候结束了
Thank you so much for watching. Good night!
感谢观看祝大家晚安