大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S03E09

Part 7 May 6, 2021, 12:15 p.m.

容我解释一下他们并不是安吉丽娜的孩子
they're much um... cheaper.
他们...便宜多了
Let's just get your names, first of all. You're?
先来自我介绍一下吧你是
Cardboard. Cardboard.
纸板纸板
Satisfied customer. Satisfied customer.
满意顾客满意顾客
Goat. Goat?
羊羊
Dislocated elbow. Dislocated elbow.
手肘脱臼手肘脱臼
I'm sorry?
什么
Is that right?
对吗
Don't wanna mispronounce it. And you're?
不想读错那么你呢
Vauxhall. Vauxhall.
沃克斯豪尔沃克斯豪尔
Right, come on.
好的来吧
Let's see how many of you can get into the Citroen.
来看看这雪铁龙能装下你们几个人
Where's my seat belt?
我的安全带呢
Hang on, Vauxhall's got a problem. What is it, Vauxhall?
等等沃克斯豪尔有问题怎么了沃克斯豪尔
No seat belt. There is a seat belt.
没有安全带车上有安全带
No, there isn't!
没有
Vauxhall, no, no,
沃克斯豪尔别急
there must be a seat belt. There we are.
这肯定有安全带的在这呢
It's somewhere in here. You just have to find it.
肯定在哪个地方找到就好了
Who's gonna be driving the car, though?
但是谁来开车
Probably your mum.
应该是你妈妈
Your dad's left home to be with a French woman.
你爹为了一个法国女人跑了
My dad is in America. Your dad's Brad Pitt.
我爹在美国你爹是布拉德·皮特
Not your real dad, you were bought from a market somewhere.
不是说你亲爹你是从市场上买♥♥来的
Oh, I found it, look.
我找到了看
That's just weird.
这太奇怪了
Now, come on, Vauxhall, sit properly.
来吧沃克斯豪尔坐好了
They're all in.
终于都坐好了
No space, I'm afraid, for either of you.
恐怕你俩是坐不下了
Y-You've had it.
没你们事儿了
Can I sit in the boot? In the boot?
我能坐后备箱吗后备箱吗
Well, no, because you see, if your mum goes into town,
不能因为如果你妈去城里
or to Africa, and buys a disabled child,
或者去非洲买♥♥个残疾小孩
where would its wheelchair go?
他的轮椅放哪儿
Must say, I am surprised.
不得不说我没想到
I thought horses were bigger than this.
我以为马比这大多了
Anyway, come on, let's see if we can uh...get you in.
不管了走吧看看我们能不能把你放进去
Come on, up you come, up you come, there you go.
走吧上这儿来对的
Up you go.
走上来
Oh, yep.
没错了
Citroen say that this has...
雪铁龙说
the biggest boot in its class.
这车的后备箱比同级别的车都大
To answer this, we've come to France...
为了一探究竟我们来到了法国
...where an armed robbery is in progress.
这里正发生着一起持枪抢劫案
Burglars anglais avec visages horribles
嫌犯是个长相奇丑的英国人
are maintenant making their escape
现在正在逃跑中
in a red nineteen-seventy-deux
开着一辆1972年的
De Tomaso Pantera GTS.
红色德托马索Pantera GTS
Oui, je les ai vus, cinq par cinq.
收到我看到他们了
Oui.
好
Au dessus et sortir.
刚刚从我面前经过
Right.
好了
Let's do this!
我们开始吧
All around the world,
世界各地的警♥察♥
police forces normally have pretty good cars.
都配备了不错的座驾
The Americans have Crown Vics,
美国人开维多利亚皇冠
Germans have BMs, Italians have Alfas.
德国人开宝马意大利人开阿尔法
But France has always been a bit of a burgling free-for-all,
但法国的盗窃案却是到处肆虐
because you knew that you were only ever gonna be chased
因为你知道糊涂大侦探
by Inspector Clouseau in a diesel Renault Mégane.
只会开着柴油版雷诺梅甘娜来追你
Well, not today.
但今非昔比
Because I'm in an Aircross and I've got a moustache.
因为我开着台Aircross 还贴了胡子
To make my life a bit tricky,
为了给我增加难度
the robbers' Pantera wasn't standard.
劫匪的车并不是普通版的Pantera
It had an all-aluminium, seven-litre V8,
它拥有全铝车身一台排量7升的V8引擎
producing 550 horsepower -
迸发着550匹马力
four times more than I had.
比我的四倍还多
Soon I caught up with them.
很快我追上了他们
But to get ahead, I decided to take a shortcut.
但为了超过他们我决定抄个近路
Digger.
挖掘机
Deploy skill.
使用技能
Skill used.
技能已使用
No need to slow down because of my raised suspension.
不用减速因为我的悬挂加高了
Come on, dogged little Citroen!
加油啊小小雪铁龙快如狗
You couldn't have done that in a De Tomaso.
德托马索可不能这样
Where is he? Where is he?
他在哪呢
I can hear him.
我能听到声音
He's like an Australian.
就跟澳洲人似的
You can hear him before you see him.
未见人声先到
Right, I'm gonna cut him off.
好的我要把他截住
Got him!
逮到了
Les anglais avec les visages horribles s'enfuient.
长得很丑的英国人逃走了
I know where he's going and I know I'm gonna get there first.
我知道他要去哪儿而且我会先到
Ooh, heavens!
天呐
Ooh, damn it!
我去
There he is!
他在那儿呢
Were this not such a serious situation,
如果不是情况危急
it would be a good laugh.
我一定很享受这种开法
Ultimate baddy's car, of course, the De Tomaso Pantera.
德托马索Pantera毫无疑问是终极坏蛋用车
It even has an Argentinian flag on its badge.
它的车标上甚至有个阿根廷国旗
Deploying skill!
使用技能
Skill s... Ooh, skill not successful. Sorry, my bad.
技能技能没成功抱歉了
Oh, no, he's going right!
他要右转了
I think I hit one.
我好像撞到一辆自行车
Did I? Oh, no.
对吧糟糕
It's OK, I've got 'em all now.
没事全轧了一遍
Come on, get back in the chase here, man!
加油啊继续追人
Payback!
报应
Little bit bumpy.
有点颠
There's the car!
他在那儿
It was beginning to seem that despite my best efforts,
如此看来即使我已经竭尽全力
I wouldn't be able to catch the Pantera.
也无法追上Pantera
But then, when all seemed lost,
但就在一切看似已成定局时
the Citroen played its trump card...
雪铁龙使出了它的最后王牌
...and didn't break down.
坚持到了最后
Whereas the Pantera reverted to type and did.
而Pantera意料之中的冒烟了
There you go, son.
进去吧孩子
Oh, God!
天
He's using hair dye!
他用了染发膏
Anyway, it's now time for the final test,
无论如何该进行最后测试了
the big one -
重要测试
the answer to the question I'm asked
我每天要问上五六次的问题
five or six times a day.
终于能得到解答
Italy is a difficult country to invade,
意大利是一个难以入侵的国家
because it's surrounded on three sides by sea
因为它三面环海
and on the fourth by mountains.
另外一面是山脉
These mountains.
这样的山
The Alps.
阿尔卑斯山
But back in 218 BC,
但在公元前218年
a Tunisian general called Hannibal
一位叫汉尼拔的突尼斯将军
did cross those mountains,
穿越了这些山脉
using elephants to carry his gear.
还用大象来搬运自己的装备
And what I want to know is:
我很好奇
could he have used an Aircross instead?
他可以用这台小雪铁龙做到么
I mean, obviously, the Aircross wasn't invented
我是说显然这台Aircross并不是
200 years before the Baby Jesus,
当时设计的
but if it had been, could he have used it?
但如果当时有这台车他可以做到么
We know that the Citroen is powerful and torquey.
我们已经见识这台雪铁龙的马力和扭矩
But what really matters on a job like this is traction.
但是想完成这样的任务最考验的还是牵引力
And that's where this knob down here comes in.