无耻家庭
Shameless S09E05
Part 1
Jan. 6, 2020, 2:30 p.m.
不行 别想了
No, absolutely not.
我们绝对不会因为你太忙
We're not gonna be showing you a recap of last week
就给你放前情回顾的
because you were too busy.
快滚吧
Get the hell out of here.
行吧行吧 别发牢骚了
All right, all right, stop your whining.
给你放就是
Fine, here you go.
阴♥道♥安全区
如果你有阴♥道♥ 那你就是安全的
If you have a vagina, you're safe.
-阴♥道♥安全区 -但...
- Vagina Safe Zone. - But...
我们不可能还在强♥奸♥多发酒吧名单上
There's no way we are still on that rapiest bar list.
谁他妈会在一学年
Who the hell starts a new school
只剩三个礼拜时才开始上课
with three weeks left in the school year?
傻♥逼♥书包男
Fucking Satchel Boy.
你们就放轻松
All right, well, you guys just relax.
自然死亡吧
Just die naturally.
我找不出比卡尔·加拉格更适合推荐到
I know of no finer candidate for West Point
西点军校的人选了
than Carl Gallagher.
废话 你当然不知道
Damn right, you don't.
贱♥人♥ 这不是请求
Bitch, I'm not asking.
所以你是个女同了
So you're a lesbian?
是的
Yeah, I am.
-我不能再这么做了 -做什么
- I can't do this again. - Do what?
爱上一个直女 太痛苦了
Falling in love with a straight girl. It's too painful.
快走
Just go.
这是什么
What is this?
释放耶稣"基"督
孩子们在想
Kids are working up a few ideas
万一你真入狱了该怎么办
for if you do wind up in prison.
耶稣"基"督的那帮孩子不想让我签认罪协议
Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea.
想让我上法庭接受审判
Want me to take it to trial,
为事业尽量吸引公众的关注
get as much publicity for the cause as I can.
是吗 你的律师怎么说
Yeah, and what's your lawyer say?
如果不认罪 可能要被判10到15年
Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal.
我去 莫
Holy shit, Mo.
-你赢了 -莫·怀特
- You won. - Mo White...
你又成了议员
You're a congressman again.
我妹妹说我孩子在你这里
My sister says you have my kid.
小詹 把她还给我
Xan. I want her back.
你想和我一起住在这里吗
Do you want to stay with me here?
行啊 挺好的
Yeah, that'd be good.
妈
Mom?
我就知道你会回来找我
I knew you'd come back for me!
无♥耻♥家庭
第九季 第五集
你怎么听这种垃圾音乐
How do you listen to this crap?
这可是独♥立♥民谣乡村乐
This is indie folk country.
感觉就像一支糟糕的嬉皮士乐队
It's like if a bad hipster band
撞上了装满奶牛的卡车
smacked into a truck of cows.
那你换歌♥吧
Well, switch it if you want.
密♥码♥不是你生日吗
Isn't your code your birthday?
你是按美国习惯还是正确方法输的
Put it in the American way or the right way?
好了 还是支爱尔兰乐队
There. Irish, even.
可不是吗
Little on the nose.
你是说和你的口音很像吗
What, like your accent?
在爱尔兰 人们做♥爱♥时最喜欢听的就是U2
You know, U2 is the band most made love to in all of Ireland.
是嘛
Oh, well,
但你现在在美国 骚货
you're in America now, bitch.
要我载你去Patsy吗
Need a lift to Patsy's?
不用了 我自己开车
No, driving myself.
我要带伊恩去见律师
I gotta take Ian to a meeting with his lawyer.
他的认罪听证会就在明天
His plea hearing is tomorrow.
他就不能自己去吗
He can't make his own way?
你是指去见律师还是去过好自己的日子
To his lawyer or in life?
都是
Both.
不能
No.
那我2点45去Patsy接你
Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then.
要干什么
For what?
哈迪德展
The Hadid exhibition.
-哈什么 -扎哈·哈迪德
- The Ha-what? - Zaha Hadid.
第一位获得普利兹克建筑奖的女性
First female architect to win the Pritzker Prize.
她的设计图今天才公开展览
Blueprints haven't been public until now?
我去 是今天啊
Oh, shit, is that today?
你逗我吧
You fucking with me?
你唠叨了大半年的事
You've been talking about it nonstop for six months.
我当然是逗你的 我们直接在那见面
Yeah, I'm fucking with you. I'll meet you there.
入场时间是三点半
Tickets are for 3:30.
你要是迟到 我们可就进不去了
If you're late, they won't let us in.
在哪
And where is it?
艺术学院
The Art Institute.
那是在加拿大吧
That's in Canada, right?
四点半见
See you at 4:30.
三点半
3:30.
还是逗你的
Fucking with you.
在干吗呢 小黛
What are you doing, Debs?
把我蘸酱盒磨出轮廓
Sanding a circle around my dip canister
不然显得太做作
so I don't look like a poser.
你本来就做作
You are a poser.
老天 下面到底还有多少条狗 卡尔
Jesus, how many more dogs are down there, Carl?
只剩洛克和柏妮丝了
Just Rocco and Bernice,
她过完这周也应该要升♥天♥了
and she'll be dead by the end of the week.
有人知道鸡尾酒礼服是什么吗
Does anyone know what cocktail attire is?
这个点就喝鸡尾酒有点早吧
It's a little early for cocktails,
即使你是加拉格家的人
even for a Gallagher.
下午有个西点军校的聚会
It's a West Point mixer this afternoon.
通知说要穿鸡尾酒礼服
Says I need cocktail attire.
网上说是一种西装
Says it's a suit.
谁会穿西装去喝酒
Who goes to drink in a suit?
操 菲奥娜快到了
Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here.
又闹哪出
What now?
她想带我去见律师
She wants to take me to my meeting.
-别去啊 -不是什么好主意
- Don't do it! - Bad idea.
她觉得我应该做精神障碍辩护
She thinks I should take an insanity plea.
精神障碍
Insanity?
是的 躁郁症 没吃药
Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds.
这样的话你能判多久
How long would you get for that?
律师觉得会判两年吧 再加上缓刑
Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation.
还有其他选择吗
What are your other options?
我可以认罪 获得减刑
Well, I could plead guilty, get a reduced sentence,
5到10年
five to ten years,
或者不认罪
or I could plead innocent...
你炸货车的那个视频怎么办
Well, what about that video of you blowing up the van?
然后我会被判有罪 坐10到20年牢
...and they'll find me guilty, so I get 10 to 20.
什么味儿 闻起来像死狗
Oh, what smells like dead dog?
因为就是死狗
It's dead dog.
我在处理了
I'm taking care of it.
你准备好了吗
You ready?
跟你说了我不需要搭你的车
I told you, I don't need a ride.
我要送利亚姆去学校 顺路
Oh, I'm taking Liam to school, so it's on my way.
-还有人要搭车吗 -不需要
- Anybody else? - I'm good.
我要去Patsy之家
I'm headed to Patsy's,
解决我和亚历克斯之间的问题
trying to make things work with Alex.
谁是亚历克斯
Who's Alex?
我女朋友
My girlfriend.
你女朋友
Your girlfriend?
你现在是同性恋了
You gay now?
-是的 -不是
- Yes. - No.
你们俩 走吧
You two, let's go.
你们中总得有人偶尔洗洗这里的盘子
Someone should wash a dish around here once in a while.
嗨 小伙子 过得愉快
Hey, buddy, have a good day.
距离上一次聊到强♥奸♥话题
过了43小时
稍一稍 你们这些酒鬼 女士优先
All right, well, ease up, you drunks. Ladies first.
能给我来杯啤酒吗 小维
Can I have a beer, V?
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