无耻家庭

Shameless S09E04

Part 2 Jan. 6, 2020, 2:29 p.m.

Oh, I should support her
我就该支持她了吗
just 'cause she's a woman?
你是男的就永远不会支持女性候选人吗
So you would never support a woman 'cause you're a man?
鲁伊斯支持发展重视商业
Ruiz is pro-development, pro-business.
选他对南区有利
He'll be good for the South Side.
选他对你有利
And he'll be good for you.
我就是利益至上有什么错吗
I'm not gonna apologize for enlightened self-interest.
这是美国强大的秘诀
That's what makes America work.
一副强盗式资本家的口吻
Spoken like a true robber baron.
一副社♥会♥主♥义♥者的口吻
Spoken like a true socialist.
我们爱尔兰医保免费
I'm Irish... free health care,
大学学费全免
free college tuition.
整天下雨还土豆大饥荒
Endless rain, potato famine.
你信息太滞后了吧
Bit behind the times, aren't you?
那儿不下雨吗
It doesn't rain?
5点Patsy之家见
Patsy's at 5:00.
然后去皮尔森
We'll hit Pilsen.
我们一定要帮鲁伊斯获得更多选票
We got to get those Ruiz votes out
这样我才能继续剥削劳苦大众
so I can continue exploiting the masses.
你确定这么做它们真的会比
Sure they wouldn't have been better off
在毒气室里毒死更幸福吗
if you'd just gassed them like you were supposed to?
我下不去手
I couldn't bring myself to do it.
你连几条老狗都舍不得杀
How are you gonna order men to kill the enemy
怎么能命令手下杀敌呢
if you can't put down a couple of old dogs?
什么
What?
军官就是做这个的命令手下杀人
That's what officers do... Order men to kill.
不然你以为他们在西点军校会教你什么
What'd you think they were gonna teach you at West Point,
走仪仗队吗
marching cadences?
耶稣"基"督会那么做吗
Is that what Gay Jesus would do?
什么杀老狗吗
What, kill old dogs?
当然不是
Hell, no.
耶稣"基"督无非是包容与慈悲
Gay Jesus is all about inclusion and grace,
但你不能指望这样进天堂
but you're not looking to get into Heaven.
你要领导的是尖刻利落的杀人机器
You want to lead lean, mean murdering machines.
要是你连几条狗都不想杀
Can't kill a couple of old dogs,
或许你该重新考虑一下
might be about time to start considering...
去教幼儿园
teaching kindergarten?
护士学校
Nursing school?
你不觉得会有人误解这个告示吗
You don't think someone could misinterpret that sign?
阴♥道♥安全区
什么
What?
怎么会如果你有阴♥道♥ 那你就是安全的
How? If you have a vagina, you're safe.
阴♥道♥安全区
Vagina Safe Zone.
但也可能是指
But it could mean
酒吧里的阴♥道♥都是安全不带病的
all the vaginas inside are safe from disease.
我们不可能还在强♥奸♥多发酒吧名单上
There is no way we are still on that rapiest bar list.
我们都签了性同意书
We have all the signed sex consent forms,
把含有性暗示的海报都取下来了
we took down all the rapey posters
捆绑那些东西也没了
and the bondage stuff.
是时候让那个《南区步调》的婊♥子♥回来
It's time to call that bitch from the Southside Beat
重新检查一遍了
and get her back here to re-inspect.
莫你去哪了
Mo, where you been?
我到处在找你
I've been looking all over for you.
今天得拉大家为你投票
Today's about getting out the Mo vote
还要多拉几轮竞选赞助费
and rounding up a few more campaign contributions
趁还可以的时候
while we still can.
大巴随时会来
Bus'll be along any minute.
你没事吧
You okay?
你看见《论♥坛♥报》今早的民调了吗
Did you see the polls in the Tribune this morning?
我们只有百分之六支持率弗兰克
They have us at six percent, Frank.
百分之六
Six.
我重返政坛不是为了被人侮辱的
I didn't get back into politics to be humiliated.
不不不你得乐观地来看问题
No, no, no, you got to look at the glass as half-full.
我们在《论♥坛♥报》上周六只有百分之三支持率
The Tribune had us at three on Saturday.
你在两天之内就将支持率翻倍了
You've doubled your support in two days.
大巴来了好了
There's the bus. Okay.
我们开干吧
Let's do it.
来吧
Yeah?
莫
Mo?
这些华夫饼真好吃
These are wonderful waffles.
是吗
Right?
是啊谢谢你
Right, thank you.
超级脆
Very crispy.
真好吃
Nice.
我们一起住吧
Let's move in together.
-我们是该一起住 -没错我也这么想
- We should move in together. - Yeah, we should.
让我看看大家第13章学得怎么样
Let's check our progress on Chapter 13.
你们有20分钟时间回答这10个问题
You have 20 minutes to answer the ten questions.
别把所有时间都花在一道题上面
Don't spend all your time on any one question.
要是不知道答案
If you don't know the answer,
就先做下一题
move on to the next
最后还有时间再回来做
and come back if you have time left.
数学测验
Patsy之家
支持莫·怀特竞选议员
借过一下
Excuse me.
抱歉打扰一下
Sorry. Okay.
好了
Sorry. Okay.
泰莎这是什么鬼
Hey, Tyesha, what the hell is this?
你♥爸♥来过
Oh, your dad came by.
他说你同意他贴这个海报
He said you were okay with him putting it up.
鲁伊斯的海报哪去
Where is my Ru...
胶带谢谢
Scotch tape, please.
保证最后一次了
Okay. Last time.
支持鲁伊斯竞选国会
吃好喝好
Enjoy.
支持怀曼
Hey. Wyman?
给我
Give it.
把怀曼徽章摘下来
Take off the Wyman buttons.
伙计们工作场合严禁为竞选拉票
Guys, no electioneering in the workplace.
谢谢
Thank you.
不要
No.
不要绝不
No, absolutely not.
给我
Give it.
该歌♥曲为纪念黑人♥民♥权领袖马丁路德金而作
你想我唱《我们终将胜利》吗
You want me to start singing We Shall Overcome?
大声唱
Loud?
任何愿意佩戴鲁伊斯徽章的人
Anybody who agrees to wear a Ruiz pin
免费得到一块派
gets a free piece of pie.
欢迎来到"基"督教会
我们的社交媒体组很成功
Our social media group is really taking off.
五天内社交媒体多了七万七千新粉丝
77,000 new followers on social media in the last five days.
我们的教义在全国范围内大肆传播
Chapters are springing up all over the country,
甚至传到了欧洲
and even in Europe.
耶稣"基"督的德国教众毫不意外
The Gay Jesus Germans have unsurprisingly
很快地成了激进分子并烧毁了
turned militant quickly and burned down
两座斯图加特的福音教会
two evangelical churches in Stuttgart.
-你们好 -她们是谁
- What's up? - Who are they?
我们的女同部队
Our Lesbian Legion
出身于拉辛综合格斗场
from the MMA gym on Racine.
你们基佬对付安全问题还是太弱了
Your gays turned out to be too sweet to handle security.
我恋爱了
I'm in love.
这次又是哪个男的
What's his name this time?
亚历克斯
Alex.
亚历山德拉
Well, Alexandra.
是个女的吗
He's a she?
算吧但她很有男子气概
Sort of. She's pretty masculine.
所以你是个女同了
So you're a lesbian?
是的
Yeah, I am.
不你不是你都有孩子了
No, you're not. You have a kid.
卡尔很多女同都有孩子再说了
Carl, a lot of lesbians have children, and besides,
我恨男人也许我真是女同
I hate men, so maybe I am.
我们恋爱了准备同居
We're in love, and we're moving in together.
-你去开门吗 -不去
- You gonna get that? - Nope.