无耻家庭

Shameless S09E04

Part 1 Jan. 6, 2020, 2:29 p.m.

你上周到底有什么事
The fuck were you doing last week
会比看《无♥耻♥家庭》还重要
that was more important than watching Shameless?
抗♥议♥恐同和偏见主义吗
Protesting homophobia and bigotry?
那确实是
Damn right you were.
赶紧看剧吧
Now watch the show!
这里列了南区强♥奸♥多发酒吧名单
They made a list of the rapiest bars on the South Side,
艾莱柏是第一名
and The Alibi's number one?
我不能去公立学校霍普金斯让我变软弱了
I can't go to public school. Hopkins made me soft.
我现在有礼貌了我吃法式肉酱
I have manners now. I eat paté.
你还有三星期的学要上
There's three weeks of school left,
反正得找个地方
and you got to go somewhere.
我帮你提高成绩怎么样
What if I help you get better grades?
免费吗
For free?
不你要保护我免遭小太妹的毒手
No, for protection from Cracker Girl.
行成交
Okay, deal.
欢迎各位进行政♥治♥捐款在下感激不尽
Your political contributions are welcome and most appreciated.
莫·怀特是我们唯一的希望
Mo White is our only hope.
你确定你不是为了钱吗弗兰克
You sure this isn't about the money, Frank?
当然是为了钱汤米
Of course it's about the money, Tommy.
-你还有个姐姐 -同父异母
- You got a sister? - Half-sister.
她进进出出了戒毒所无数次
She's been in and out of rehab, like, 100 times.
我有时候会照看她的孩子
I look after her kid sometimes.
669号♥箱子的女主人
The woman who owns box 669...
你能和我说说她吗
Could you tell me about her?
-她是什么人 -是个瘾君子
- I mean, what's she like? - She's a junkie.
她女儿老来这找她
Her daughter's in here all the time looking for her.
有个孩子
There's a kid...
我想要你推荐他到西点军校
I want you to recommend to West Point.
我已经推荐别人了
I already recommended someone.
贱♥人♥ 这不是请求
Bitch, I'm not asking.
他叫什么
What's his name?
卡尔·加拉格
Carl Gallagher.
你为什么会戴着一个
Why do you wear an ankle bracelet
一接进学校就会震动的脚环
that shocks you when you get near a school?
她说她18岁了
She told me she was 18.
-但是... -但是什么
- But... - But?
她没到18
She wasn't.
无♥耻♥家庭第九季第四集
没门儿
No.
我不舒服
I'm not feeling so good.
我好像生病了
Think I'm coming down with something.
小伙子别想了快准备去上学
Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go.
这是浪费时间我什么都没学到
It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything.
你能在家里教我吗
Can you just homeschool me?
不要喝咖啡牛奶和果汁选一个
No coffee. Milk or juice.
那些名人接受的都是家庭教育
All the famous people are homeschooled...
达·芬奇艾伯·林肯
Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln,
贾斯汀·比伯
Justin Bieber.
我看你是没有给西斯廷教堂
I don't see you painting the ceiling
画天顶画的天赋比宝
of the Sistine Chapel anytime soon, Biebs.
快去
Go.
卡尔下面那些狗
Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs
还要多久才会死啊
gonna be dying down there?
听天由命吧
It's in God's hands now.
让老天动作快点行吗
Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, all right?
房♥里臭死了
The whole house stinks.
我这是在为贫困线以下的
I'm providing an essential service
爱宠人士提供必要服务
to below-the-poverty-line animal lovers
顺便还能为申请西点军校
while racking up on community service hours
积累点社工时间
for my West Point application.
这是双赢
It's a win-win.
废柴才服兵役
Military service is for losers.
真是个爱国人士
Spoken like a true patriot.
我到时候也会很自豪地捍卫宪法赋予你
And I'll be proud to protect your Constitutional right
当个混♥蛋♥的权利的弗兰克
to be an asshole, Frank.
-这身行头是要做什么 -和莫去拉选票
- What's with the outfit? - Got to hit the stump with Mo.
明天就是选举日
Tomorrow's election day.
我们是为未受充分代表的白人男性而战
We're fighting for the under-represented Caucasian male.
你这次好像站在了历史的对立面
I think you're on the wrong side of history on this one.
我知道莫可能
Oh, I know Mo probably
-当选不了 -可能当选不了
- isn't gonna win. - Probably?
但民♥主♥就是要为你认为正确的事情奋斗
But democracy's about fighting for what you believe is right.
然后尽可能多地
And rounding up as much
从竞选捐款里捞钱
campaign contribution cash as possible.
莫没有拿那帮说客
Mo isn't taking money from lobbyists
和企业精英一分钱
and corporate elites.
不过是居民们
Only small donations
一些小额的资助罢了
from the local citizenry.
那是因为但凡有脑子的
'Cause nobody with any sense
都不会掏钱支持恋童癖
would want to support a pedophile.
非也吾儿
Au contraire, fruit of my loins.
这不过就相当于
No less a luminary than the president
美国总统
of these United States
支持了个有过追求未成年少女的
supported a candidate of questionable sexual history
性丑闻候选人而已
in regard to the chasing of underage tail.
那家伙最后输了
Yeah, and the guy lost.
这笔你能捞多少弗兰克
How much you getting paid, Frank?
给
Here you go.
一点薄利罢了
I take a small stipend,
这也是竞选经理一职的惯例
as is the custom for campaign managers.
你身上那件T恤
Might not want to wear that shirt
建议你别穿出门弗兰克
out of the house, Frank.
你没事吧
Hey, you okay?
睡不着
Couldn't sleep.
牢里吵吵闹闹习惯了
Got used to all the noise in jail.
这儿太安静了
It's too quiet here.
我还是头回听见有人嫌这儿太安静
First time anybody's ever said that about this place.
你去见过你的公设辩护人没有
Hey, you meet your public defender yet?
姬内瓦和耶稣"基"督赞助人给我找了个律师
Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors got a lawyer for me.
是个阔基佬自从同性婚姻合法
Rich queer, too much time on his hands
整天不要太闲
since same-sex marriage got fixed.
好吧小詹利亚姆走了
All right. Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go.
给对了伊恩
Here you go. Hey, uh, Ian,
昨天晚上黛比没回来
Debbie was supposed to come home last night.
弗兰妮还睡在楼上呢你看着点她
Franny's sleeping upstairs. Can you keep an eye on her
等黛比回来行吗
until, uh, she gets back?
黛比昨晚没回来吗
Debbie didn't come home last night?
没说是跟朋友看乐队表演去了
No, no, she said she was going to see a band with some friend.
和她妈一样看到个有钱包链
Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs
和骷髅纹身的男的就合不拢腿了
for any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo.
依旧是年度最佳父亲弗兰克
Still Father of the Year, Frank.
你还来得及吃早饭吗
You have time for breakfast?
当然
Yeah, sure.
我今天上中班
I work swing today.
咱们去Patsy之家
Patsy's?
咱们家里吃怎么样
Ah, you mind if we stay in?
我来做几个华夫饼
I can make us some waffles.
-华夫饼 -嗯
- Waffles? - Yeah.
我超爱华夫饼
I love waffles.
我这儿还有新鲜的草莓
And I have fresh strawberries.
新鲜草莓
Fresh strawberries?
我也超爱新鲜草莓的
I love fresh strawberries.
难以置信弗兰克
I just can't believe
居然支持那个恋童癖莫·怀特
that Frank is supporting that child-fucker Mo White.
难以置信你还能被弗兰克难以置信到
I'm surprised anything Frank does still surprises you.
你等会儿有空陪我
You have time to knock on a few doors
挨家挨户宣传鲁伊斯吗
for Ruiz with me later?
鲁伊斯不是怀曼吗
Ruiz, not Wyman?
我♥干♥嘛支持怀曼
Why would I support Wyman?
因为她是个女的
'Cause she's a woman.
就因为她是个女的