疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E12

Part 5 March 26, 2021, 2:36 p.m.

Uh, Trent. His name is Trent
对特伦他叫特伦
and he went to Harvard. Yes
他在哈佛毕业是的
Great picture
照片很不错
Where was it taken?
在哪照的
Palm Springs
棕榈泉
Ah, hm, we just had to spa
我们就去做了温泉疗养
Okay, let's start this meeting, shall we?
我们现在开始这次会议可以吗
Great
很好
Valencia tell me something
瓦伦西亚你来说说
Does your ass feel weird right now?
你的屁♥股♥现在感觉奇怪吗
Joshy, what is she talking about?
乔希她在说什么
Because you, my friends, are sitting on a gold mine
因为你我的朋友坐在一座金矿上
You remember the other night
你记得那天晚上
at that really fun group hang
非常有趣的团体集♥会♥吗
you were telling me about the lack of hot water
你告诉我热水的短缺
in your apartment. Yeah
在你公♥寓♥里吗是的
Well, did you know that's not only an annoyance
你知道吗那不仅仅是个麻烦
but it's also a violation of your contractual tenant rights?
也违反了你的契约承租权利
Get to the point, Harvard
说重点哈佛生
My point is, we can sue your landlord
重点是我们可以起诉你的房♥东
for all of the back rent that you've paid
要求他归还自从你入住以来
since you moved in, plus damages
付过的所有房♥租还有损失
Whoa, that would be, like, thousands of dollars
哇那应该有大概几千美金吧
Wait a minute. Hold on
稍等一下
What's in it for you?
你葫芦里卖♥♥什么药
It's purely a business decision
那只是一个商业决策
I wouldn't charge you a fee, I would take a percentage
我不会向你索取费用我会抽取一定的比例
You make money, I make money
你赚钱我也赚钱
That's...
这...
really nice of you
你真好
We could use the cash, babe
有钱赚也不错嘛宝贝
Well, great
很好
Let's set you up here
我来给你安排一下
All I need is both your signatures where it says tenant
我需要的是你们俩在承租人处的签名
Um, there's a problem
有一个问题
Oh right, I'm...I'm sorry, my mistake
哦是的抱歉我的问题
Josh mentioned that you, uh, weren't on the lease
乔希提过你不在租约上
Josh, you told her?
乔希你告诉过她?
You know how sensitive I am about the lease
你知道我对租约是多么在乎
It's-it's okay
没什么问题
We can just make Josh the sole plaintiff, no biggie
我们可以让乔希是唯一的原告不要紧
A-And then we can make thousands of dollars
然后我们就可以赚几千美元了
R-right, Rebecca?
对吧瑞贝卡
Yes, at least
对至少几千
No.
不
No, no.
不不
We're not doing this.
我们还是不了
I don't trust you as far as I can throw you,
我对你毫不信任
which is not far,
更别说要你当律师
because you eat bagels after 8:00 p.m.
因为你晚上八点以后还吃百吉饼
Come on, Josh.
走吧乔希
I'm sorry, that was rude.
抱歉她太无礼了
Okay, fine.
没事
Enjoy your cold showers!
享受你的冷浴吧
Yeah, and don't underestimate
是的别小瞧
the joy of a midnight bagel.
午夜百吉饼的乐趣
Thank you.
谢谢
Okay, we did it your way.
好的我们试了你的方法
Can we now scald him
现在可以用之前的
with gas station coffee?
加油站泼咖啡方法吗
Man, a settlement could mean
伙计同居对于
a lot for me and Valencia.
我和瓦伦西亚来说意义非凡
She has all this stuff she wants to buy,
她得到了她想要的一切
and I want a hoverboard, obviously,
而我显然需要一个悬滑板
but I also want to invest in our future.
但是我也想投资我们的未来
Buy a stock.
买♥♥只股票
Or two stocks.
或者两只
How many stocks do people have?
人们买♥♥了多少股票
I don't know, I'm just a kid.
不知道我还是个孩子
All I know is, tech is overvalued right now.
我只知道现在科技都被高估了
All right, shh.
好吧
It's Serrano. Okay, don't tell him any of this.
好吧别告诉格雷这些事情
He's got lots of opinions and he's very judgmental.
他总是意见多多而且非常主观
Oh, I already told him.
噢我已经告诉他了
What? How?
什么怎么回事
I've been texting under the table
我们聊天的时候
the whole time we were talking.
我一直在桌子下面发信息
I'm a digital addict.
我是个按键控
I diagnosed myself online.
我在网上自我诊断
What are you doing?
你在做什么
Hey, Greg. You're doing some lawsuit
嘿格雷你在和瑞贝卡处理一些
with Rebecca about water or something?
有关水或者什么的诉讼吗
All right, I haven't decided,
好吧我还不确定
but I can make the decision myself.
不过我可以自己做决定
I'm not dumb.
我不是傻♥逼♥
Dude, this time that's
伙计这不是
not what I'm saying.
我想说的
I haven't said anything because I know
我什么也没说因为我知道
you like Rebecca,
你喜欢瑞贝卡
but I've had some serious doubts for a while now,
但是我现在产生了严重的怀疑
and I just don't want you to get mixed up in anything...
我只是不想你参合进来
Dude, she went to Harvard
伙计她在哈佛毕业
and she thinks Valencia and I could get a lot of money.
她觉得我和瓦伦西亚可以赚很多钱
That's what Satan told Faust.
就像撒旦跟浮士德讲的一样
Oh, you guys didn't know?
噢你们不知道吗
My school went charter.
我学校之前教的
Chan, you're a nice guy.
陈你是个好人
You always see things in the best light,
你总是看到事物好的一面
but Valencia is right.
但是瓦伦西亚说得对
Rebecca is into you.
瑞贝卡喜欢你
She always has been.
一直都是
She just wants to spend time with you.
她只是想和你在一起
Why can't anyone see that?
为什么你就是看不到
The whole case is just a pretext.
这整件事只是一个掩饰
A pretext.
掩饰
Is that like when a little text
是不是就像进高♥潮♥位前
comes out before the real text?
用掩饰作为伏笔
I learned about that in health class.
我在健康课堂上学到过
A-alright, I got to go. I have to think.
好吧我要走了我该好好想想
I want you to protect yourself, Josh.
我希望你能保护好自己乔希
Rebecca is not what she seems to be.
瑞贝卡不像表面上那么简单
That thing with the broken glass?
打碎玻璃那件事还记得吗
She was up to something.
她一定有什么鬼主意
She's too smart.
她非常聪明
She will outsmart you.
她会以聪明才智打败你的
Dude, I can take care of myself.
伙计我可以照顾好自己
I've got a lot of black belts.
我拿过很多武术黑带
She's not trying to fight you.
她又不是要打你
I said I have to think about it.
我是说我会好好考虑的
I haven't decided what I'm gonna do,
我还没决定要怎么做
and I know she has issues,
我知道她有些问题
and maybe she's a little into me,
也许她有点喜欢我
but, you know, most girls in town are.
但是你知道这个镇上大多数女孩都喜欢我
Word. Thanks.
说得好谢谢
And why are you lecturing me, Serrano?
你为什么在给我训话格雷
You're the one that kept trying to go out with her.
明明就是你想和她约会
I know, I did, but I know better now,
我知道以前是但是我现在看清了
and I'm with Heather,
而且我和希瑟在一起
and it's so great not thinking
不用去想瑞贝卡的神经错乱
about Rebecca's insanity.
真是太好了