疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E02

Part 5 March 26, 2021, 2:33 p.m.

Hi!
嗨
Sorry.
不好意思
Hi, um, so you wanted to see me?
听你说想见我是吗
Oh, before we go talk, do you want some boba?
走之前你要喝杯珍珠奶茶吗
It actually horrifies me personally.
我个人觉得它有点吓人
It's like drinking little tumors.
就像喝小肿瘤一样
But if you want some, like, knock yourself out.
不过如果你想要的话别客气
No, I'm good, I'm good.
不不用了不用了
So, listen, uh, I've been scratching my head
所以听着我有点纠结
a little bit here, 'cause I heard
因为我听说
you were having lunch with Valencia?
你和瓦伦西亚一起吃了午饭
And I thought you were gonna keep a little distance?
我还以为你会和她保持一点距离的
Yeah, um, the friendship thing.
是的不该和她做朋友
I know that we talked about that.
我知道我们谈过这个问题
But it just kind of, it happened organically.
但这件事纯粹是自然而然就发生了
You know?
你懂吗
I won't say a word about camp.
我绝对不会把露营的事情说出去
Oh, my God, like,
噢天呐
I don't even factor that whole thing into our friendship.
我们的友情里我根本不把它当一回事
I honestly, I barely remember it.
说真的我几乎没记住它
I mean, I've had many sexual partners since.
我是说我曾有过不少性♥伴♥侣♥
Clean as a whistle, though.
但我很干净
I don't know.
我不知道
Uh, uh, she can get mad.
恩她会生气
She can, you know,
她会的你知道
get really mad.
变得很生气
But what's there to be mad about?
但是要对什么生气呢
Because if we're just gonna be buds, that's all.
我就只会变成朋友而已
And the great thing is, if we're friends,
最棒的是如果我们是朋友
then we can all hang out and it won't be awkward.
我们就可以一起闲逛不会尴尬
Right? We could have lunches
对么我们可以一起吃午饭
and dinners and go to Spiders.
吃晚饭去蜘蛛酒吧
Find out if it's possessive or plural.
看看是里面有很多蜘蛛还是斯派德的酒吧
Right?
对么
Thank you for letting me order off the children's menu.
谢谢你让我点儿童餐
You're so nice.
你人不错
This looks so good.
这看起来不错
So I really think we're gonna
所以我真心认为我们
get the property on East Cameron.
会租到东卡梅隆那边的地
You think so?
你觉得是这样么
It would be so perfect.
这真的好极了
The square footage is exactly what I need.
那的建筑面♥积♥恰好是我所需要的
But it was so expensive.
但它真的很贵
And you low-balled the guy.
而且你出价比那些人低
No, no. By the end of lunch,
不不吃完午餐
that guy's gonna call and cave.
那些人会打来的
So, um,
所以恩
go back to what you were saying about your diet,
继续说说关于你的饮食吧
'cause it was, it was fascinating. Oh, yeah.
因为这很吸引人对的
So, I sent my wellness coach a drop of my blood,
所以我给了我的保健师一滴血
and she told me
然后她告诉我
which foods go best with my blood type.
什么食物适合我的血型
So it's lots and lots of greens
所以有许许多多的蔬菜
and lean proteins and no legumes.
瘦肉蛋白并且没有豆类
No legumes, no starches.
没有豆类没有淀粉
God, she's so skinny.
天啊她真瘦
No wonder Josh loves her.
难怪乔希喜欢她
You know, I...I sent a drop of blood
你知道有一次我给我的保健师
to a wellness coach one time,
一滴血
and they said that my blood type
然后他们说我的血型
works best with Panda Express.
与熊猫快餐相容性最好
Really? No. No, it doesn't.
真的么不不这不可能
Oh, you were making a joke.
哦你在开玩笑
Yeah, yeah. Oh.
是是哦
Yeah, I think you did that once before.
对我记得你以前干过一次
Sorry, I don't like humor.
抱歉我不喜欢幽默
Okay.
好吧
Um, I've been meaning to ask you.
恩我打算问问你
What kind of face moisturizer do you use?
你脸上用的是哪种保湿霜
'Cause my face has been dry for, like, 20 years.
因为我的脸一直都很干燥二十年来都是这样
Unrefined coconut oil.
未提炼的椰子油
Really? Yeah, mmhmm.
真的么对
So, anyway,
然后不管怎样
something else my wellness coach said was...
我的保健师叮嘱我过另一些事
Actually don't do the oil pulling for 20 minutes...
实际上不要使用椰油超过20分钟
Coconut oil.
涂椰油
Long necklace nestled in cleavage.
依附于胸部的长项链
Silky romper... how do you pee in that thing?
穿柔顺的连衫裤你该怎么上厕所
Hold on.
等等
Hold that very important thought.
一会继续这个重要的话题
We got your yoga studio.
我们得到了你要的瑜伽工作室
We did? Yeah.
我们做到了么对
Oh, my God, you're amazing.
哦我的天你真让人吃惊
Oh. Oh, my God.
哦我的天
Hey, you're amazing.
嘿你真让人吃惊
You smell like roasted corn. Huh?
你闻起来像烤玉米哈
I said you smell like roasted corn.
我说你闻起来像烤玉米
Oh, thanks.
哦谢谢
God, I can't believe you did it.
天我不敢相信你做到了
Well, I went to Harvard.
好的我可是在哈佛大学毕业
I don't mess around.
我不想浪费时间
Do all people who go to Harvard say it as much as you do?
读哈佛的人都像你一样把这事挂在嘴边吗
Yeah.
对
You've checked your phone, like, 80 times.
你一直在查你的手♥机♥ 大概 80次了
Why are you so worried
为什么你这么担心
about Valencia having lunch with Rebecca?
瓦伦西亚和瑞贝卡吃午饭呢
Don't know, it just... feels weird.
我不知道只是感觉怪怪的
Why? Did you and Rebecca hook up or something?
为什么你和瑞贝卡勾搭还是什么了
Um, no, bro, I was eight years old.
哦不兄弟我才8岁
Even I am not that big of a stud.
我可不是那么一个大种马
Hmm. Wait, why?
恩等等为什么
Are you into Rebecca?
你喜欢瑞贝卡么
Well...
这个嘛...
Is that why you're asking me?
这就是为什么你来问我
Uh, I'm not... not interested.
我不... 不感兴趣
Whoa.
喔噢
Wow, Serrano, coming from you,
哇哦塞拉诺从你的角度看
that is like... a declaration of love.
这就像恋爱宣言
Dude, if you want her, go for it.
老兄如果你喜欢她就去追呀
Maybe I will.
也许我会的
Maybe I will throw my saddle
也许我会扔出我的鞍
on that filly. Yeah.
套在那匹小母马上对
Take her for a ride around the paddock.
带她在小牧场上转圈
Yeah.
对
Oh, yeah, you're gonna ride that filly.
哦对你会骑上那匹小母马
Men are disgusting.
男人真恶心
Yeah.
对
Hey, don't worry about Valencia and Rebecca.
嘿不要担心瓦伦西亚和瑞贝卡
They are not gonna become friends.
她们不会成为朋友的
You know how Valencia is with other women.
你知道瓦伦西亚是如何对待其他女性的
Come on, she's not a bonder.
来吧她不是个好相处的人
She can't bond.
她很难相处
I love you.
我爱你
No, I love you.
不我爱你
Hey, what's...what's wrong?
嘿怎么了
Uh, it's just, you wouldn't get this about me
恩就是你可能无法理解
because of my wide student fan base,
虽然我有众多的的学生
but I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends.
但我真的没有很多女性好友
Huh.
哈
The last time I had a solid crew was in high school,
最后一次我有可靠的朋友是在高中