疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E06

Part 7 March 26, 2021, 2:34 p.m.

♪ What'll it be? ♪
♪ 我的未来会怎样 ♪
♪ It's 5:55, I'm still singing ♪
♪ 感恩节的五点五十五分我还在歌♥唱 ♪
♪ The big Turkey Day game's letting out ♪
♪ 感恩节都快要结束 ♪
♪ But no one's coming here ♪
♪ 但此地依旧无人问津 ♪
♪ Who am I kidding? ♪
♪ 我在开什么玩笑 ♪
♪ Hey, you sunburned MILFs, give me a shout ♪
♪ 嘿那些晒黑的性感熟♥女♥们向我呐喊一声 ♪
♪ Everyone's going home 'cause it's time to give thanks ♪
♪ 人人都回家去了因为该是时候感恩 ♪
♪ Thanks for the chain stores and outlets and banks ♪
♪ 感谢连锁商店经销店和银行 ♪
♪ Thanks for this town three short hours from the beach ♪
♪ 感谢这个小镇距离沙滩只有三小时车程 ♪
♪ Where all of your dreams can stay just out of reach... ♪
♪ 在这里所有的梦想只能远观不能实现 ♪
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
♪ 嘿西柯维纳 ♪
♪ You're not listening, so what's the use? ♪
♪ 你又没在听我唱我这样有何用处 ♪
♪ Is my purpose in life to slice limes with a knife? ♪
♪ 我的人生目标是用刀片羊肉吗 ♪
♪ Or to serve Deb a vodka and cranberry juice? ♪
♪ 或是一直为客人倒伏特加和蔓越梅汁 ♪
Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you.
嘿德布我会陪你
♪ Hey, West Covina ♪
♪ 嘿西柯维纳 ♪
♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪
♪ 看你干的好事 ♪
♪ Can't you see, West Covina ♪
♪ 看不到吗西柯维纳 ♪
♪ You're killing me, West Covina ♪
♪ 你在吞噬我西柯维纳 ♪
♪ Last call, West Covina ♪
♪ 最后一通电♥话♥ 西柯维纳 ♪
♪ What'll it be? ♪
♪ 会讲什么呢 ♪
Hold on. Hold on. Wait, I think they might be gone.
别挂哈等等我想他们做完了
Shh. Hold on.
嘘别挂
Okay, they're gone.
好了他们走了
Go to the bathroom, honey.
快去浴室亲爱的
No. I'm gonna make a run for it
不我要赶紧赶紧回家解决
because I can't be in this house any longer.
这房♥子我实在呆不下去了
Are you crazy?
你疯了吗
You'll never make it!
你怎么可能憋那么久
You will never make it.
你憋不到家的
There you are!
原来你在这儿啊
Ready for church
准备去教堂啦
You know, I really want to go,
你知道吗我真的很想去
but I have to take a giant... rain check.
但我真的得去拉...到下一次再约了
Everyone...
各位
I have an announcement to make.
我要宣布一个事情
Today has been a special day.
今天是个特殊的日子
So nice to see everyone here
很高兴在此见到各位
from, you know, Rancho Cucamonga,
你们知道分别来自兰乔库卡蒙加
and Stockton, Monrovia,
还有斯托克顿蒙罗维亚
Victorville...
维克托维尔
Yeah, all the places!
没错来自各地
I'm so thankful for the wonderful meal
感谢今天的盛宴
and for, you know,
还有
sharing great laughs, as always.
大家一如既往的欢声笑语
But there were also some challenging moments.
但也会有一些小插曲
Those moments are really important, too.
它们也很重要
Because of those moments,
这是因为这些小插曲
we find out what really matters
我们才认识到重要的事物
and are reminded where we belong.
也警醒我们该归于何处
And I belong...
至于我
with Valencia.
属于瓦伦西亚
On that note,
在刚刚那段话的基础上
and in front of the people I love the most
在我最爱的人面前
and who love me the most...
和最爱我的人面前
V, I want to ask you something.
小瓦我要问你件事
Valencia...
瓦伦西亚
will you move in with me?
你愿意搬进来和我一起住吗
I do!
我愿意
I mean, I will.
我的意思是我会搬进来
No... No...
不要啊
Now, who wants to go see Jesus?
现在谁想去见耶稣
I brought your robe. I know you hate
我把你的睡袍带来了我知道你讨厌
that these hospital gowns leave your ass hanging out.
那些白大褂让你光着屁♥股♥
My ass will hang out when I say it should.
只有在我许可的情况下它才能露出来
I am the captain of my own ass.
我的屁♥股♥听我的
I know what you did. What?
我知道你做了什么什么
One of the nurses ratted you out.
其中一个护士把你的事都供出来了
You spent all your savings?
你花光了所有积蓄吗
On me?
花在我身上
Why?
为什么
I'm a lost cause.
我已经玩儿完了
Run, like your mother did.
走吧就像你妈那样
Save yourself.
保住自己
And-and the macaws.
还有那些鹦鹉
You need those treatments.
你需要治疗
You gotta go to school. Move out.
你应该去上大学搬出去吧
It's...it's time.
是时候了
Don't you tell me what to do.
别对我指手划脚
I make my own decisions, thank you very much,
我自己能做决定谢谢关心
and I'm not going anywhere, sorry.
而且很抱歉我哪里也不去
Now... Don't, don't... fight me on this.
现在别别再跟我争论了
Look at you, old man,
看看你自己吧老头
you'd lose.
你必定会输的
You have tubes in your face.
你还插着这些软管呢
You know what my father would've done
知道如果我跟我爸说这番话
if I talked to him like that?
他会怎么回应吗
He probably would've said,
他可能会说
"Thank you for saving my life, son."
儿子谢谢你救了我
Yeah, probably.
哈哈也有可能哦
My father was a saint.
我父亲是圣人嘛
Now, hey... get out of here.
嘿离开这里
And get yourself something to eat,
去找点东西吃
something decent to eat.
找点像样的东西吃
The food here is garbage.
医院的食物糟透了
I will, in a bit.
我会不过等会再去
I'm not in a hurry.
我不着急
I love you, you know.
知道吗我是爱你的
Almost as much as Sinatra,
对你的爱几乎能媲美辛纳特拉了
and he's a damned good bird.
他确实是一只上等的鹦鹉
Oh, no, no, no.
噢不不不
Change that. No, no. I don't...
换台啦别我不
The beach volleyball, come on.
拜托沙滩排球比赛啊
I don't need... Oh, look at, look at that.
我不需要噢你看看啊
La, la, la, la. Oh, Brazil!
啦啦啦啦噢巴西队哦
La, la, la, la. Oh, go, baby, go.
啦啦啦啦好样的
You can make it, you can make it, you can make it.
你能憋住的能憋住的能憋住的
You can do it, baby.
你可以的宝贝
You can make it. Just don't think about it.
你可以憋住的不要想它就可以了
Oh, thank God.
感谢天啊
Paula, come on.
宝拉拜托你啊
Enough with that.
别再看手♥机♥了
So, this is our first Thanksgiving
这是少了朱蒂阿姨参与的
without Aunt Judy.
第一个感恩节
Let's, uh...
让我们呃
have a moment of silence for her.
为她默哀一下
Why...?
为什么啊
Because she's dead.
因为她去世了啊
Hey, Paula!
嘿宝拉
Come in.
进来吧
Oh, I think my spleen is somewhere
天啊我觉得我的内脏就像处在
in the municipal sewer system.
市政的排水系统一样啊
Oh... my butthole's the gateway to hell.
唉我的菊花简直像地狱之门一样奏出菊花受难曲
You look great. Hi!
精神不错嘛嘿
What are you doing here?
你来这里干嘛
You promised me a drink.
你答应请我喝一杯的啊
I got tired of waiting.
我不想等了
Okay. So you just showed up?
所以你就直接登门了吗
And, like, phones don't exist?
你不知道有电♥话♥这种东西的吗
I decided we're past courtesy.
我决定我们之间不需要谈礼节了