疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E02

Part 7 March 26, 2021, 2:33 p.m.

What are you up to, you duplicitous minx?
到底在搞什么你这奸诈风♥骚♥的小娘们
I'm not copying her.
我没有在学她
I'm just heavily influenced by her,
我只是受她影响比较重而已
like... like how Picasso was influenced by early portraiture
就像是就像是毕加索在创作立体主义作品以前
before he created the Cubist movement.
也是受到了早期肖像画的启发
You went to Harvard... We get it.
你是哈佛高材生大家都知道
Anyway, can I get you a drink?
无论如何我可以请你喝一杯吗
Um...
呃
How many bras are you wearing, by the way?
顺便问一句你到底穿了几层胸罩
Come on, you crazy kids, let's dance.
快过来你们俩我们来一起跳舞吧
Okay. Come on.
好的走吧
Okay.
好吧
Whoa, you clean up good.
哇你把自己打扮的真不错
Oh, thanks.
噢谢谢你
I'm just gonna go dance with my friend, though, so...
但是我正准备和我的朋友们一起去跳舞所以
Hey, whatever happened with you and your ex?
黑你和你的前任到底怎么回事
Uh, I saw him over there.
我看到他就在那里
It's the buff Asian dude, right?
是那个黄种人亚裔兄弟对吧
Ex?
前男友
No, he's not my ex.
不他不是我的前男友
I... I was just talk... I was just talking...
我我刚才我刚才只是在和他聊天
Oh, you're still bummed he's with that other girl.
噢你还在为他跟了别的女人而闷闷不乐吗
Don't worry.
别担心
You'll get him, kid.
你会搞定他的丫头
Hey, I'll see you at the market.
嘿下次再在店里里见吧
Oh, next week we're having a sale on Clementines.
下周我们会办一个小柑橘促销活动
It's gonna be tight!
一定会很好玩
Wait a second.
等一下
You and Josh dated?
你跟乔希约会过
Okay, so nobody knows.
是的别让其他人知道
Well, that guy knows.
可是... 那个人知道啊
I am so stupid.
我也太笨了
It all makes sense now... Everything, all of it.
现在什么都说通了所有事都说通了
When did you date? In New York? It's complicated.
你们什么时候约会的在纽约吗这事很复杂的
No, something with you is complicated?
不跟你扯上关系的事都复杂吗
Rebecca! Oh, my God.
瑞贝卡我的天啊
Just please... just please don't say anything.
就拜托你拜托你什么也别说
Please, please, please, please don't say anything.
拜托拜托拜托啥都别说
Please, please, please, please.
拜托你喇拜托
Why so serious?
你俩怎么都一副认真的样子
Come on, dance with Greg.
来吧跟格雷跳下舞吧
Dance with Greg.
跟格雷跳舞
Get away from me.
离我远点
She-she wants me to dance with you.
她她想让我跟你共舞
You do everything she says?
她怎么说你就怎么做吗
No.
不是的
♪ Hey, cutie, don't know if you knew ♪
♪小可爱不知道你是否知晓 ♪
♪ But I've kind of got a girl crush on you ♪
♪ 但我是个对你倾心的女子 ♪
♪ You're everything that I wish I could be ♪
♪ 你是我所希望得到的一切 ♪
♪ Gonna tell you what I want to do to you, tee hee hee ♪
♪ 想告诉你我对你的小心思 ♪
♪ I want to lock you in a basement with soundproof walls ♪
♪ 想把你囚在隔音的地下室 ♪
♪ And take over your identity ♪
♪ 然后接管你的身份 ♪
♪ I want to cut the silky hair right off your head ♪
♪ 想剪掉你头上傻气的头发 ♪
♪ And slurp it up like spaghetti ♪
♪ 像意大利面那样地吃出声 ♪
♪ Want to clone you and consume you ♪
♪ 想当你的复♥制♥人还想为你疯狂 ♪
♪ Want to own you and cartoon you ♪
♪ 想占有你还把你画成卡♥通♥人物 ♪
♪ Fly your dirty panties like a kite ♪
♪ 把你的脏内♥裤♥当风筝放 ♪
♪ Kite ♪
♪ 风筝 ♪
♪ 'Cause I...I...I...I ♪
♪ 因为我我我我 ♪
♪ I'm feeling kind of naughty ♪
♪ 感觉今晚会有点下流 ♪
♪ Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud ♪
♪ 抱歉大声说出那样可怕的事 ♪
♪ That was super rando ♪
♪ 那真的只是随口说说 ♪
♪ I meant to say I want to do cutesy stuff ♪
♪ 我是说我想做些蛮可爱的事 ♪
♪ Like pillow fight or go swimming commando ♪
♪ 比如枕头大战或游泳浮潜 ♪
♪ I want to kill you and wear your skin like a dress ♪
♪ 想宰了你再把你的皮做成我的人皮裙 ♪
♪ But then also have you see me in the dress ♪
♪ 但也想让你见识到穿上那个裙子的我 ♪
♪ And be like, "O-M-G, you look so cute in my skin" ♪
♪ 就像"我的天你穿着我的皮真可爱"♪
♪ I want to lock you in a basement ♪
♪ 想把你囚于地下室 ♪
♪ But in that basement you would also be my personal trainer ♪
♪ 你也是我地下室中的私人教练 ♪
♪ I want your abs ♪
♪ 想要你的腹肌 ♪
♪ Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth ♪
♪ 闯进你妈妈的家里收集你的乳牙 ♪
♪ And turn them into my new retainer ♪
♪ 把它们做成我新的矫牙器 ♪
♪ I want your smile ♪
♪ 想要你的笑容 ♪
♪ Cook your spit into a chowder ♪
♪ 将你的口水做成杂烩汤 ♪
♪ Dry your sweat into a powder ♪
♪ 把你的汗水凝成颗粒 ♪
♪ And do lines of you all through the night ♪
♪ 一整个夜晚都在弄你的身体 ♪
♪ Night ♪
♪ 夜晚 ♪
♪ 'Cause I...I...I...I...I...I...I ♪
♪ 因为我我我我我我我 ♪
♪ I'm feeling kind of naughty ♪
♪ 感觉会有点下流 ♪
♪ Take measurements of your body ♪
♪ 测量你的身体 ♪
♪ Then go up to a surgeon ♪
♪ 然后去找外科医生 ♪
♪ Make my body like your body ♪
♪ 让我的身体与你相似 ♪
♪ Like that film with Liberace ♪
♪ 就像列勃拉斯演的电影那样 ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling kind of naughty tonight. ♪
♪ 因为我感觉今晚会有点下流 ♪
Wait, wait.
等等等一下
Oh!
天啊
Are you crazy?!
你疯了吗
What is wrong with you?!
你是怎么了
We were just being cute!
我们只是在装可爱而已
Cute kissing.
亲着玩儿的
For attention.
求关注而已
Are you stupid, Harvard?
你是不是低能儿啊哈佛生
Oh, this is why I can't be friends with women!
这就是我为什么不能和女人做朋友
Why does everyone want to have sex with me?!
为什么所有人都贪图我的美色
Okay, so, Valencia, Valencia?
好吧瓦伦西亚
It's all good, okay?
这没什么的好吗
It's just, it's just there's so much love here.
这只是只是被气氛感染情不自禁
Just back off, okay?
走开好吗
I...I think we should call it a night.
今天晚上就到这里吧
You think? Hey, shh, come on.
是吗嘿嘘别这样
No, I-I just want to apologize! I want to talk to you...
不我只是想道个歉我想跟你说
The reason why, the reason with her... Valencia?
为什么为什么她... 瓦伦西亚
See, okay, it all makes sense,
看见了吧这就说得通了
because it's a circle of love.
因为这是一个爱的循环
Because I love you.
因为我爱你
You love Josh.
你爱乔希
And Josh and I used to love each other.
然后乔希和我过去相爱
What is this drunk bitch talking about?
这个醉婊♥子♥说什么
Um...
额
so I'd like to start by saying
我想先说
that it was nothing.
这真的没什么
What... is... she...
这个... 醉婊♥子♥... 在
talking about?!
说什么
Um...
额
um...
这个
Do you remember that summer between 11th and 12th grade
你还记得初三那年暑假吗
when, uh, I went to camp...
当时我去宿营
and we were technically on a break?
严格来说我们当时分手了
It was, it was eons ago! Right? It was eons ago!
这都这都是几百年前的事了对吧几百年前了
It meant nothing!
它任何没有意义
It was just two young bucks
只是两个年轻的小伙子
sharing two months of summer love.
分享了两个月的夏恋
It was a moment of connection.
只是一时的联♥系♥
And isn't that what yoga's all about?
这不正是瑜伽的意义吗
Why did you lie to me?
你为什么要对我撒谎
B...Because he...
因为他
I...I was afraid. I was afraid.
我我在担心我很担心
I was afraid, okay?!
我很担心行了吗
I was afraid.
我很担心
I don't know what you're trying to do
我不知道你意欲何为