疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E03

Part 5 March 26, 2021, 2:33 p.m.

Hi.
你好
No solicitors.
这里禁止推销
Oh, no, no. I live next-door, remember?
不不不我住在隔壁记得吗
Oh... yeah.
噢记得
Yeah, it's me. You know,
是的是我你知道
I was going around, introducing myself,
我之前一直走来走去介绍自己
handing out those croissants
送一些我自♥制♥的
that I made.
牛角面包
Yeah, I remember you.
是的我记得你
Look, just as a tip, we don't... actually, like,
听着只是个小建议其实我们不会
talk to each other around here.
跟邻居很熟
That guy has lived next-door to me for, like, 11 years,
那个在我隔壁的人已经住了11年了
and, like, I say "guy," but honestly,
而且当我说"隔壁的人"时事实上
it could be, like...
有可能只是
a stack of cats in a jumpsuit. Okay.
一堆穿连身衣的猫好吧
Appreciate the info.
感谢提醒
But... I like to consider myself a bridge builder,
但是我喜欢把自己想成是人与人之间的桥梁
and I feel like you and I
而我觉得你和我
could shake things up around here
可以改变一下邻居间的气氛呀
Yeah, no, I don't see that happening
呵呵我认为那是不可能发生的
but anyways... nice to meet you
总之吧很高兴见到你
stack of cats in a...
穿着短袖的一群
shirt. Wait, wait
猫等等啊
The reason I'm here is I want to invite
我来这里只是因为想要邀请
you to an awesome party
你参加一个酷炫的派对而已
It's gonna be full-on. It's gonna be full-on
绝对是完美的派对超赞的
And I really want you to be there
而且我真的很希望你能参加
'cause you're the coolest person
因为我认为你是我见过的
I think I've ever met
最屌♥的人了
Um, so I would like you to come to it
呃所以我很希望你能来
But I'm sensing the slightest undercurrent of resistance
但是我隐约感觉到你想拒绝
so now I'm kind of... What time should I come over
所以我还是我应该几点出席
Wait. You want to come
呃你是想参加咯
Not to party or anything, but just, like
不是为了参加派对只是想
to watch you
去看你
Okay
好吧
I kind of think you're fascinating, actually
其实我觉得你挺吸引人的
And I'm taking abnormal psych at the JC, and I think
而且我在大专读有关行为反常的精神病加上我觉得
you would make, like, a really good paper
你可以成为我论文的好题材
Why, thank you, madam
是吗谢谢夸奖哦女士
Yeah, see, like that
对就像这样
That would just
这样我就会
be, like, an "A" right there. Like, done
拿到优秀的成绩就是这样搞定
♪ It's the sexy getting-ready song... ♪
♪ 这是首性感的准备之歌♥ ♪
Hi. Look what I have
嗨看看我带了什么东西
Isn't it amaz... ? It's like a box of fantastic-ness
赞吧就像最好的东西都在这箱子里了
Okay, so instead of having just one theme
好吧所以不是一个主题
we're having all of the themes
而是包括所有主题
And we even have... a Valentine's Day pinata
而且我们还有情人节皮纳塔
Okay, you know what, yeah, it's, like, hipster-y and ironic
呃好吧知道吗就像既时髦又讽刺
Like, I could see, like, a BuzzFeed article about it
就像看一篇BuzzFeed里的文章一样
Okay, cool. I'm down, I'm down
好冷静冷静
Okay, let's go over the guest list
好的一起过一遍宾客名单
So we got Josh, my super cool neighbor Heather
有乔希啦有超级酷炫的邻居希瑟啦
Darryl
达里尔
No! Uh, you know
不是吧呃这个
Why do you hate me? What can I do
我跟你什么仇什么怨我也没办法啊
Come on. He's sad. All right. I know
拜托他很可怜的啦好吧我懂
Um, Mrs. Hernandez was trending positive
呃赫尔南德夫人好像答应要来
I can never tell with her
但是我猜不透她
And let's see. Oh, a lot of the people
所以看情况咯对了还有一些人
I handed the flyer to didn't, like, technically say yes,
我发了传♥单♥后虽然严格上他们没说答应
but they gave me a look, like, "Oh, I'm there."
但是他们给我的眼神是在说 "噢一定会到"
Nice
不错嘛
Yeah. Yeah. Good for you
对吧做得好
Oh, no. What
糟了怎么了
What? Is it about the party
怎么了是关于派对的吗
Are people not coming? Is it Josh
没人要来了吗还是乔希不来了
Is Josh not coming? Wait, why does Josh have your number
乔希不来了吗等等你怎么会有他的手♥机♥号♥
No, no, it's-it's Tommy, okay
不是啦是汤米啦
There's something going on at the school
他在学校出了点状况
I have to run over
我要去一趟
What?! No, you can't... no
什么不可以啊
you can't leave... The party's in an hour
你不可以离开啊派对一小时后就开始了
This was your idea
这是你出的主意啊
What am I gonna do if you're not here
你不在我怎么办啊
I have no one helping me. You can't leave
没有人帮助我啊你不可以
for some stupid child thing
因为那些小屁孩的事而离开啊
I'm sorry, that's really insensitive
很抱歉说得有点过了
Look, the point is, I get it
听着重点是我懂
It's your child. But please come back soon. Look
那是你的小孩但是拜托能快点回来吗
I'm just gonna go, I'm gonna take care of this hassle
我去一下解决矛盾
I'm gonna turn right back around, okay? I promise
然后马上回来好吧我答应你
I will be back soon. Boop. Liar.
很快回来哈乖骗子
You stole the test
你居然偷试♥卷♥
What? You wanted me to face my fears,
干嘛是你说要我正视自己的恐惧的啦
and I was afraid of getting a bad grade on my test
我害怕考试成绩烂啊
Why weren't you afraid of getting caught
你就不怕被逮住吗
Well, I was, but thanks to you
呃怕啊但是多亏了你
I overcame that fear
我克服了
Mrs. Proctor
普柔科特女士
Good luck. He's mean
祝你好运他很腹黑的
Oh, my God
额滴神
Let me be frank
打开天窗说亮话吧
Tommy has every issue in the book
汤米是个问题少年
so I'm afraid
所以恐怕
we're going to have to transfer him
我方是打算转送他
to a special program in Riverside
去河滨市就读特殊院校
But that's, like, an hour away
但是到那里有一个小时车程啊
We moved to this crap town
我们搬到这个烂城市
because us the schools. I'm sorry
就是为了这里的学校我很抱歉
do you have somewhere more important to be?
你有其他重要的地方要去吗
No, of course not. I...I
不当然没有我
The transfer hearing is Monday
星期一会举♥行♥转送听证会
Y... You can't do this
你们不可以这么做
He's-he's been diagnosed with so many things
他他是被人认定是问题少年
He just, he needs help
但是他需要的只是帮助
I'll see you Monday
星期一见
Hi
你好啊
Here's a present
这是礼物
Those are good until midnight
午夜前这东西还可以的
Oh, man! I thought the house
不是吧我是想着房♥子内
was literally gonna be on fire
真的会有火的啊
You were right... He's terrifying
你是对的他真的好吓人
He made me forget
他搞得我忘记
everything I was gonna say
所有我想说的话了
Are you mad at me
你生我的气吗
You stole a test, you... ding-dong
你偷测试♥卷♥啊你这个小鬼
Of course I'm mad at you
我当然生气啦
We'll figure something out
我们会想到解决办法的
Okay
好哒
come on, I will take you home,
来我带你回家
but we got to stop somewhere along the way
但是回家前我们要去另外一个地方
Hey
嘿
I have terrible news
有个超坏消息
Josh isn't coming
乔希不来了吗
No. He's coming
不他来他来参加
to this
这个派对
Party like it's Weekend Tuesday
这就像周末礼拜二的派对
Huh
对吧