疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E06

Part 3 March 26, 2021, 2:34 p.m.

Poor Josh. Poor Valencia.
可怜的乔希可怜的瓦伦西亚
It must be awful to go to your boyfriend's house
去你男朋友家肯定会糟透了的
and just not feel like you belong.
然后感觉不到一丝归属感
Yeah, it's really unfortunate.
是啊真是太不幸了
I've never been to this place.
我从来没来过这
There's a lot of bok choy
这有很多白菜卖♥♥
and live fish with whiskers.
还有新鲜的有着腮须的鱼
And all the Asians.
和所有的亚洲人
What are you up to?
你在搞什么鬼啊
Don't you understand
你没明白吗
that the tension between Valencia and the Chan’s,
瓦伦西亚和陈家的紧张的关系
that's your in, that's your boulder.
这就是你的机会
You are gonna crush her little bird bones.
你将会虐的她渣都不剩
What's going on? What am I doing here?
这是怎么了宝宝我很茫然
You are a parent's dream.
你是父母心中的理想型
And as soon as Josh's parents get a look at you,
乔希的父母一看到你
they're going to fall in love.
他们就会爱上你
And he will follow.
乔希也会爱上你
Okay... but how are they going to get a look at me?
呃好吧但是他们怎么才能会看到我呢
I don't exactly see them around anywhere...
我没怎么在这附近看到过他们
Mrs. Chan.
陈太太
Oh, I get it.
噢我懂了
I see what you did there Yep.
我懂你带我来这的原因了对
Should've seen that coming.
一早就该想到
The boss is back. Look busy.
老大回来了看起来很忙
Hey, Kevin.
嘿凯文
Can I talk to you for a sec? Sure, what's up?
有时间聊聊吗好啊怎么了
I'll tell you what's up.
我会告诉你怎么了
What's up is that every day I work in this bar,
怎么了就是我每天在这个酒吧里工作
I feel like I am eating a sandwich of bile and tears.
我觉得就像是每天在吃胆汁和泪水混合的三明治
Shh. Please.
嘘拜托
I have a thing prepared.
我有话要说
I'm here to tell you
我是要告诉你
that I've reached the Rubicon,
我去过了卢比孔河
my own personal tipping point...
我个人的转折点
Nice line.
好故事
You write that?
你写的吗
Wait, are you quitting?
等等你是在辞职吗
Good for you!
真是了不起
Kevin, please. I gotta get this out.
凯文不好意思我得发泄出来
I quit this bar!
哥要离开这间破酒吧
Yeah, I just said that.
好我刚刚就说了
I quit making blended drinks for bad tippers.
老子受够了给最小气的客人调混合饮料
I quit using a cash register that spells mojito with an "H."
老子受够了用连写莫吉托酒都写错的收银机
I quit your terrible breath.
老子也受够了你口臭
Appreciate the feedback.
感谢你的反馈
I had a dental procedure. I really should irrigate
我做过牙科手术我真的应该清洗地频繁一点
more frequently. Kevin, you're ruining this for me.
凯文你毁了我的离职宣言呢
Wait, are you going back to business school?!
等等你要回到商学院上学吗
This is fantastic!
这太好了
I always wondered when you were gonna!
我以前还总纳闷你什么时候去呢
You're too good for this place.
你这尊佛太大小庙装不下啊
Now, bring it here.
来过来
What...?
什么
Now, you, get out of here!
你现在滚出这里
How did you know she was here?
你怎么知道她会在这里啊
It's best if I don't share that with you.
我还是不跟你分享比较好
Come on, let's go talk to her.
来吧咱们去跟她说说话
No, I don't want to talk to her. This is embarrassing.
不我不想跟她说话太尴尬了
Paula, come on.
宝拉拜托
I don't want to make an ass of myself... oh, oh!
我可不想做傻事噢噢
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Chan.
真不好意思陈太太
Oh, hello.
哦你好
Hi, Mrs. Chan.
嗨陈太太
I don't know if you remember me.
我不知道你还记不记得我
I'm Rebecca Bunch.
我是瑞贝卡·宾治
I went to camp with your son Josh
我和你儿子一块去过夏令营
like ten-ish years ago.
大概十年前的事吧
Oh, of course!
哦当然了
You two had that adorable little romance!
你们俩还有过一段可爱的罗曼史呢
Right, I called the house a couple times.
对我曾给您家打过几次电♥话♥
Left a couple funny messages.
留过几条好笑的短♥信♥
How have you been?
你过得怎么样
I've been so grea... great.
我过的很...很好
How has she been?!
她过的怎么样
Harvard undergrad, Yale law, 1550 SATs,
哈佛的本科生耶鲁律法系高考1550分
winner NCAJ Mock Trial Championships.
NCAJ模拟法庭锦标赛的冠军
Oh, that is all very,
哦这全都是
uh, impressive.
呃非常令人钦佩啊
Isn't it?
不是吗
Hi. Paula, coworker, confidant.
嗨宝拉瑞贝卡的同事密友
Rebecca, welcome to town.
瑞贝卡欢迎回来
You should join us for dinner sometime.
有时间你该跟我们一起吃个饭
That's so sweet of you. I would love that.
您真是太贴心了我乐意之极呢
What about tomorrow?
明天怎么样
Paula, no, that's Thanksgiving.
宝拉不明天是感恩节
And you have nowhere to go.
而你正好没地方可去
You poor thing.
你这个小可怜
She saw her parents murdered in front of her...
她亲眼目睹过父母被谋杀
in an alley... in Gotham.
在哥谭镇... 的一条小巷里
Oh, dear.
天哪
Just like Batman.
就和蝙蝠侠一样
Yes.
是的
So Paula's... I'm sorry.
宝拉是在... 抱歉
Paula's joking.
宝拉在开玩笑
My parents aren't dead.
我父母没死
They're just abandoning and frigid, so...
他们只是残忍♥地抛弃和冷落我而已所以
I see.
原来如此
That's also very terrible.
这也够惨了
Exactly. Uh, guess so.
就是说啊差不多吧
I mean, I would ask her to come to my house,
我是说我本来要请她来我家的
but we're going to Paris.
但是我们要去巴黎了
'Cause that's where we autumn.
因为我们要在那过秋
It's like wintering but cheaper.
就像是过冬一样只是更便宜罢了
Aw, Rebecca!
噢瑞贝卡
You shouldn't be alone on Thanksgiving.
你不能一个人过感恩节
Why don't you come over and spend the holiday with us?
不如过来和我们一起过吧
Josh will be so thrilled.
乔希知道一定很高兴
I would love that.
我很乐意
Yeah.
是啊
That's so generous of you.
您太客气了
I would be honored.
我倍感荣幸
What can I bring?
需要我带点什么吗
Oh, just bring your appetite, my dear.
噢带着肚子来吃就行了亲爱的
See you tomorrow.
明天见啦
Okay, thank you so much again. Bye.
好的太感谢了拜
Bye!
拜
I'm actually going to... Wait... a real Thanksgiving
我真的要和... 一个真正的家庭
with a real family?! I know.
过真正的感恩节了对啊
Wait, oh, no, wait.
慢着噢不等等
What's Josh gonna think
要是我突然出现在他们家
when I just show up to his house randomly?
乔希会怎么想
Yeah, we're gonna find out in a second.
我们马上就知道了
She's texting him right now.
她在给他发短♥信♥
You're an evil genius.
你真是个魔鬼天才
Uh-huh, yeah.
嗯哼是啊
You're welcome.
不客气
Dad, what is this... A heart-attack buffet?
爸这是啥啊... 心脏病套餐吗
Get off my ass, Greg. It's a holiday.
别管那么严吧格雷今天过节啊
I'm enjoying the things that make life worthwhile.
我在享受让人生圆♥满♥的美食