疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E14

Part 6 March 26, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

I'm only selling this to you for a couple weeks.
我只是卖♥♥给你几个星期
Yeah, sure, great.
当然很好
I hear that all the time.
我经常听到这种话
So what is it, huh? What is it?
所以这是什么这是什么
I mean, what's a pretty showered girl like you doing here?
你这么漂亮的宝贝在这做什么
It's nothing shady.
也没什么见不得人的
I'm just trying to go to Hawaii
我只是要和
with someone else's boyfriend.
别人的男朋友去夏威夷
That came out wrong. They're breaking up.
结果计划出错了他们分手了
It's a long story.
一言难尽
All's fair in love and war.
所有的爱与战争都是公平的
But there a casualties in both.
但是双方都会有伤亡
Wow, thank you, Confucius.
哇谢谢喔孔子
Give me the cheddar.
给我钱吧
Good luck, princess.
祝你好运公主
Thank you.
谢谢
I am a princess.
我是个公主
And I'm also Kate Hudson.
我还是凯蒂·哈德森
Paula and I didn't settle on a metaphor.
我和宝拉都没有搞懂这个梗
Never mind. You don't know Paula.
别在意反正你不认识宝拉
I'll be back for that.
我会回来的
No. No, you won't.
不不你不会
I'll be back after Hawaii.
我去完夏威夷以后会回来的
Ooh.
噢
I'm gonna get doughnuts at the Chinese place.
我要去中餐店吃个甜甜圈
Yeah.
好吧
Mom, Mom, this is so exciting.
妈妈这真是太令人激动了
I am so excited.
我超级激动
I think it's finally gonna happen.
我想的终于要发生了
'Cause Joshy told me
因为乔希告诉我
that we were gonna have a big talk tonight.
我们今晚要郑重地谈谈
I think he's gonna propose, Mom.
我觉得他是要求婚妈
I'm so excited.
我超级激动
Ugh, I'm so relieved.
我终于放心了
I've been getting worried that something was going on,
我一直担心发生了什么事情
but now I realize that he was just acting nervous
但是现在我发现他只是太紧张了
because he was buying me a ring.
因为他要向我求婚
Yeah, Joshy knows that I have engagement rings on hold
是的乔希知道我想要的订婚戒指
in every jewelry store in town,
在镇上的珠宝商店里
so I know he'll get the right one.
所以他一定会买♥♥上我喜欢的
Josh and I are finally getting engaged!
我和乔希终于要订婚了
I'm gonna celebrate
我要到中餐店去
by smelling the doughnuts at the Chinese place.
闻一闻甜甜圈来庆祝一下
Okay. Love me more. Bye.
好的每天爱我多一些再见
God, what have I done?
上帝我做了什么
Okay, you want these shoes or these shoes
好的你想要穿这些鞋子还是这些
for the key ceremony?
去参加那个重要的仪式
Paula, did you hear what I just said?
宝拉你听到我在说什么了吗
Valencia thinks she's gonna get proposed to.
瓦伦西亚以为是她要被求婚
And instead she's gonna find out that she got cheated on.
然后她发现的只会是他男友偷腥
Um, suddenly I don't feel so good.
我突然感觉很糟
Well, I told you not to get doughnuts at the Chinese place.
我就告诉过你别去中餐店吃甜甜圈了
It's not that. Okay, look.
不是那件事好的听着
She is not right for him.
她不是他的命中人
You know this.
你知道的
She is mean to him. She doesn't respect him.
她对乔希刻薄又不尊重乔希
She treats him terribly.
她简直在虐乔希啊
Yeah, but they've been together a long time.
是的但是他们在一起很长时间了
Yeah, too long.
是的太长了
Long enough.
够长了
Okay, you have nothing to feel badly about, okay?
好吧你没有理由要难过的好吗
He kissed you.
是他亲了你
He is clearly unhappy.
很显然他过得不开心
If you put it in your fairy tale metaphor,
如果你把它想成是童话故事
this is the part where the funny singing raccoon comes along
这就是滑稽音乐小浣熊出现的时候啊
and says, “You're the princess,
还说 "你就是公主
and you get to rescue the prince from the tower.”
你将会从高塔里把王子救出"
You're right. You're right.
没错儿你说得对
Thank you. You're right.
谢谢你说得太对了
It's not a good relationship.
这样的关系糟透了
So, put some shoes on.
乖穿起你的鞋鞋来
Let's go.
咱们走
I... I gotta text Josh.
我还是得给乔希发条短♥信♥
And I gotta tell him not to tell Valencia.
我不能让他就这么告诉瓦伦西亚
It's just the right thing to do.
这才是我该做的事
What?! Are you insane?!
卧♥槽♥ 你是疯了吗
Give me that.
手♥机♥给我
Give me back my phone!
把手♥机♥还给我
No! Give it back to me!
别这样快还给我
Uh, now, listen, you are not gonna stop him
喵了个咪的你不许阻止他
Give it here! Telling her about the kiss.
快拿过来告诉她你们打过啵儿了
We want them to break up.
我们不就是要他们分手的嘛
I swear to God I will...
我发誓我一定会
Ha-ha! Got your phone.
啦啦啦手♥机♥在我手上
Haha! Got your car keys. What?
切你车钥匙在我这儿卧♥槽♥
Meet you at the ceremony. Take a cab.
典礼见咯打的去吧你
I'll pay you back.
记得来找我拿车钱哈哈哈
Are you c... ?
你特么
This never happened to Rosie O'Donnell.
这绝对不会发生在爱情小天使身上
I should've known better... I kissed Rebecca.
我就是当时脑子抽了才会亲瑞贝卡
You did what? You kissed her?!
卧♥槽♥ 你亲了她
I-I feel terrible. I...
我自己也觉得很不好
You feel terrible.
你还会觉得糟糕么
I got caught up in the moment in court.
我当时一定是失了魂儿了
I-I don't know what happened; I'm sorry.
我也不知道发生了什么对不起
I've never... been more sorry in my life.
我这辈子都没这么内疚过
Say something. Please.
讲些话吧好不好
Oh, wow, I mean, I... wow.
我想说卧♥槽♥你大爷
I...I did not expect this conversation to go like this.
我还真没想过你要说的是这件事
I expected something so different.
我还期待你能给我惊喜呢
I thought that you were gonna ask me to...
我以为你要向我求...
Never mind. I feel so stupid, I...
不重要了我觉得自己像个傻♥逼♥
I never meant to hurt you.
我从来没想过要伤害你
Uh, this... this will never happen again.
我发誓绝对不会有下一次的
I guess you want me to move out, so...
我知道你现在一定想让我搬出去
when I come back from Hawaii...
等我从夏威夷回来之后
I didn't say that.
我还没说呢
Do you love her?
你爱她吗
No.
当然不
God, no.
怎么可能
Josh...
乔希
I am really, really hurt,
我心里真的很伤
but, God, I... I knew something was going on.
怎么说呢我知道你们之间有些不对
I mean, she's smart and... and different
我知道她聪明机智与众不同
and interesting.
而且风趣幽默
So I get it.
我都懂的
You're not mad at me?
你不生我的气了吗
You forgive me?
你原谅我了吗
Of course I forgive you, Joshy.
我当然会原谅你了乔希君
I have to.
我怎么会不原谅你呢
You mean everything to me.
你是我的全部啊
I love you.
我是爱你的
No, I'll be here when you come back from Hawaii,
我会一直在这里等你从夏威夷回来
and... we'll start over again.
然后我们重新开始
Honey, I'm not going anywhere.
宝贝儿我哪儿也不会去的
Uh, I'm staying here with you.
我要留下来陪着你
I don't deserve you.
我配不上你啊
You're beautiful and
你这么美丽多情
perfect like Madonna.
像麦当娜那么完美
The Bible Madonna.
是圣经里的麦当娜