疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E17

Part 8 March 26, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

they-they announced...
他们就宣布
Paula's Pretty Pecan Pie won!
宝拉核桃派获胜
Oh, my poor, sweet, innocent little thing, Wha...
噢我可怜的单纯小家伙
What happened to you?
你到底怎么了
What are you doing here?
你在这儿做什么
Rebecca texted me. Is she okay?
瑞贝卡给我发了信息她还好吧
I'm-I'm waiting for the doctor. Why'd she text you?
我我在等医生为什么她给你发了信息
Paula, I came as soon as I got your text.
宝拉我一收到信息我就来了
Ah, you told Josh to come.
你叫乔希过来了
That makes sense. Whwhat's wrong with her?
这也合理她到底怎么了
Is she okay?
她还好吗
Doctor, what's wrong with my cookie?
医生我的小甜饼怎么了
I don't know what's wrong with your cookie, but hers is a mess.
我可不知道你的 "小甜饼" 怎样但她的就超糟糕
I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.
对不起这是不合适的
It's her pee-hole that's been destroyed.
是她尿道有问题
What?
什么
She has a UTI and didn't take any meds,
她得了尿路感染但没去吃药
so the infection went to her kidneys and...
然后细菌传到她的肾脏所以就...
Man down!
晕倒了
You're a colorful doctor.
你这医生真幽默呢
Thank you. I am taking standup classes at Claremont at night
谢谢你当我妻子晚上忙碌工作时
when my wife is working.
我都去学脱口秀技巧
I'm pretty alone at night.
晚上我一个人蛮寂寞的
A UTI.
尿路感染
So you are sleeping with someone. I knew it!
所以你是跟人上♥床♥了我早就知道的了
And after you specifically
你还对天发誓
swore that you weren't!
一直说没有没有
God, we don't keep secrets!
天啊我俩之间并没秘密的
They have boundary issues.
友谊的小船说翻就翻
Hey, we don't keep secrets,
我俩之间互相坦诚
and we don't lie to each other, okay?
也不对对方撒谎的懂吗
We've discussed it, and we don't do it.
我们有相讨过也发誓不瞒着对方
Sleeping with someone? Who is Rebecca sleeping with?
和别人上♥床♥吗她和谁上♥床♥啊
Yeah! That's what I would like to know.
老娘也想知道啊
Uh, I sense a truth bomb coming.
看到真♥相♥快要水落石出了
Everyone take cover.
小心别被炸到喔
Uh, yeah, it's me.
无错是我
No.
不
Yeah.
是我
No.
不
No, it can't be you.
不不可能是你
It's definitely me.
真的是我
It's not you. She told me it wasn't you.
她跟我说过不是你
It can't be you.
不可能是你
You're sleeping with Rebecca? All the time. A lot.
你们俩滚床单了一直都是无数次
It's Greg? It's Greg? You're sleeping with Greg?!
是格雷居然是他你居然和他滚床单
Rebecca?
瑞贝卡
How could you?
你怎能和他滚床单
Lot of differences between men and women.
男女之间的不同多了去了
Lot of differences, lot of differences.
很多不同各种不同
As a doctor, I notice a lot of differences,
作为一个医生我也注意到不少
a lot of differences.
不同之处
Hey, you ever notice how when a male patient dies,
你有听过当一个男病人死的时候
he's all like...
是这样
But when a female patient dies,
但是当女病人死的时候
she's like, “beep, beep, beep!”
就是哔哔哔