疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E03

Part 6 March 26, 2021, 2:33 p.m.

This. This is what Josh is going to walk into
这派对这就是乔希要参加的派对
Nobody came
没有人出现
I handed out all those flyers, and nobody showed up
我派了所有传♥单♥ 但是却没人出现
Even Mrs. Hernandez bagged
甚至赫尔南德夫人也没来
What's she doing on a Friday night
周五晚她在干什么啊
This is exactly what I thought was gonna happen
我正是我意料之中的事
You were wrong, Paula
你错了宝拉
This is exactly how it felt
现在我的感觉
when my father left
就像当初我爸离开我一样
My life is just about to fall apart
我的生活将要变得支离破碎
just like it did when I was
这就像当我
12 years old. When Josh walks in here
12岁时一样当乔希走进来的时候
he's gonna walk out
他会离开的
just like my dad did
就像我爸所做的一样
and he's never gonna come back
而且他不会再回来了
Don't panic. How long do we have? We have 20 minutes.
别紧张我们还有多少时间 20分钟
He texted me that he would be here in 20 minutes
他发短♥信♥通知我他20分钟内会到
I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him, and I'm gonna say
我要我要打给他然后告诉他
that the party's canceled... That's the easy solution.
派对取消了这是最简单的办法了
I'm just gonna say the pa...
我会说派对...
No. No, no. Hey, no! We are not gonna
不不不别啊我们不可以
give in to fear... We're gonna stand up
屈服于恐惧我们要勇敢面对
My advice works
我的建议会奏效的
damn it, and I am gonna prove it
尼玛的我会证明的
Where are you going? I'm gonna be back
你要去哪啊 19分钟以内
in 19 minutes with guests, lots of 'em
我会回来还会带上很多人
You just need to do the best you can
你要做的是尽量做好自己
to make it look like you are having a great time!
让自己看起来像是玩得很开心
Oh, no, no, no, no offense taken.
噢不不不我不介意的
A lot of people think it's a congenital thing,
很多人都以为我这疤痕是天生的
but actually... Oh, really?
但是其实是噢难道不是吗
Oh, yeah. But actually
不是的其实呢
I lit a cigarette using a gas burner.
我用煤气灶点香烟是烧伤的
So not very smart, right?
很傻♥逼♥的行为对吧
Lesson learned
吸取教训了
Oh, that must have been horrible for you
你当时肯定很难受吧
Oh, yeah
对呀
The smell alone was a nightmare
光是那股味道就够呛了
Okay, party people, let's all have
好哒参加派对的朋友们让我们
a dance party by the windows
在窗边起舞吧
I'm not much of a dancer. Oh, yeah!
我不太会跳舞啊来啊
Why the windows?
为什么要在窗边呢
We are raising the roof over here!
我们这里要乐翻天了
Shut up
闭嘴啊
Come over! No
过来嘛不
Hey, look... people! Lots of people
嘿看很多人啊
Oh, something anonymous just got out
一种莫名的想法涌上心头
I'll take 'em
打包带走
Are you guys drunks
你们是醉汉吗
Gamblers
赌徒
Perfect
完美
Oh! Is that all you got, you wuss
就这把刷子啊你这个窝囊废
Hey, I don't care for that word.
喂我不喜欢你这样说我
Oh, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss
是吗窝囊废窝囊废窝囊废
Hey, Josh, it's me, Rebecca
嘿乔希是我啊瑞贝卡啊
Um, so I...I think I had
呃我想我吃了
some of that weird garbage disposal chicken
一些劣质的鸡肉后
um, and I'm not feeling so hot,
呃感觉不是很对劲
so I've decided to cancel the party
所以我决定取消派对了
I hope that you have a good... Friday night. Um...
希望你有个美好的晚上吧
Hi!
你好啊
Hey! Hi!
你好你好
Hi! Oh. Hey, what's up?
你好噢你好最近怎么样
Hello. It's so good to see you.
你好很高兴见到你
Welcome. Uh, thanks.
欢迎前来呃谢谢你
Nice to see you.
见到你很高兴
Do you want to maybe go for a walk around the block?
你想不想绕着街区散散步呢
I have to go get some cigarettes.
我要去买♥♥些烟
I'm a smoker.
我吸烟
Yeah, big smoker.
是的烟瘾非常大
Um...
呃
What?
什么
What?
什么
What happened here?
这里发生了什么
Um...
呃
Okay, so...
好吧是这样
it's more of, like, an intimate soiree...
这更像是一个密友聚会
now, because I thought that a party
现在因为我觉得这个派对
would be too tacky.
实在是太俗气了
Um...
呃
No, that's not what I thought.
不不我不是这样想的
Okay, so you know how I,
好吧所以你知道我多么想
I wanted to throw this big party?
办一个大型派对了吧
Uh-huh. I handed out a ton of flyers...
嗯我派发了超多的传♥单♥
and nobody came.
但是没人过来
Wait. You're upset... about this?
等等因为如此你感到很沮丧
I threw a party...
我办了一个派对
and nobody came.
但没有人来
I know, it's hilarious.
我知道这很可笑
Of course! You just moved into town, you banana.
当然啦你才刚刚搬到镇子来小傻瓜
Of course you don't have a million friends.
你当然没有太多的朋友
You know, that'd be weird if you did.
要知道如果你有很多朋友就奇怪了
If there had been a ton of people here,
如果今天来了超多的人
it would seem like you
就很像是你
just invited random people you didn't know.
在随意邀请你不认识的人
Oh, my God, that'd be so weird. Yeah, totally.
哦天哪那样会很奇怪是的完全如此
Don't be sad, Becks.
别难过贝卡
You have a lot of cool stuff going on in your life.
你的生活有很多酷事
Great job, um, sweet apartment, plus...
超棒的工作呃漂亮的公♥寓♥ 还有
you're, like, a kick-ass career gal.
你就像一个了不起的事业女性
Well, I... I am a prime earner
好吧我确实是威化特公♥司♥里
at Whitefeather already.
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Yeah, damn straight you are. Whatever that is.
是的你当然是不论那是什么公♥司♥
I mean, you're crushing it.
我是说你能做好它
Look at you.
看看你
You just moved to town, you throw a big party.
你刚刚搬到镇子里来还办了个大型派对
You're fearless.
你无所畏惧
Oh.
噢
I am.
是的
You know, Becks,
要知道贝卡
if you really wanted more people at your party,
如果你想让更多的人参加你的派对
that's easy... any idiot can do that.
那挺简单的傻子都能做到
Is... that what you want?
那个...是你想要的吗
Sweet. Let's do it.
酷毙了我们开始行动吧
All right, get over here, guys. You, Dreads,
好的大家到这里来你
over here. You, Fun Guy,
过来你搞笑的家伙
I need you over... yeah.
我要你过来是的
You're gonna wear my shades. Awesome sauce.
你要带上我的墨镜真不错
You, Mr. Tall Man, you stand there.
你 "高个子"先生你站这里
Okay, now the key to a good party selfie
好的派对自♥拍♥的关键是
is attitude... what?! Yes!
态度什么态度就是这样
Swag.
潮一点
Ooh.
哦
Good.
不错
That's good. Okay, and...
挺好的不错然后
a killer smile.
来一个杀死人的笑脸
Ready guys? That's good. Ok, come on...
准备好了吗不错好开始拍了
Say "selfie."
说 "自♥拍♥"
Selfie... !
自♥拍♥
Ha!
哈