疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E07

Part 2 March 26, 2021, 2:34 p.m.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
不不不不不
Well, then, why do I have you in the office?
不然放你在这是为了什么呢
Huh? Gotcha there, bottle.
是吧没话说了吧瓶子
And here's a health messages from TV's favorite doctor.
这是来自最受欢迎电视医生的健康信息
Do you know the signs and symptoms of the dreaded
你知道可怕的焦虑症都有哪些
panic attack?
前兆和症状吗
Well, if you don't, you need to join me
如果你不知道的话你要加入
for my week long marathon
我们维持一个星期的观察
where I'm gonna teach you
届时我会教你
how to identify the symptoms,
如何识别相关症状
such as shortness of breath
例如呼吸短促
heart palpitations,
心悸
the urge to self-medicate
用药物和酒类
with drugs and booze.
自我治疗的冲动
He's here!
他来了
Whole firm is counting on you.
整个律师事务所都靠你了
Okay, I'm coming.
好马上来
Scott, I am asking you to drive carpool for one day.
斯科特我叫搭一下便车就今天而已
I do it every day.
我每天都这样坐啊
Oh... fine.
哦好
Fine, okay, whatever, I gotta go.
好咯好咯随便我挂了
It's nice to... feel appreciated.
被赞赏的感觉真的太好了
Your perfume is delightful.
你的香水味道很怡人哦
Thank you.
谢谢
I rubbed a magazine on myself this morning.
今早我把杂♥志♥往身上蹭了
Well, it smells like a cherub
闻起来让人联想到小天使
dancing in the morning dew.
在清晨起舞
Oh.
噢
I'm Calvin Young.
我是凯尔文·杨
Paula Proctor.
宝拉·普罗克特
Welcome to Whitefeather.
欢迎来到威化特事务所
Are we, by chance, going to the same meeting?
我们不会正好参加同一个会议吧
Yes.
是的
Follow me.
请跟我来
Calvin Young. Nice to meet you.
凯尔文·杨很高兴认识你
Hi, Karen, the case assistant.
嗨我叫凯伦是这个案子的助理
Please excuse my handshake.
原谅我手抖
I have naturally damp hands.
我天生汗手较多
It's a medical condition.
这是个病症
I am in some studies.
我还在治疗当中
Shall we be seated?
我们就座吧
You okay?
你还好吗
Mm? Mm.
什么很好啊
May I get you some coffee, Mr. Young? Yes.
需要我给你倒杯咖啡吗杨先生好
Uh, French press, if you have it.
用法压壶泡吧如果有的话
French press.
法压壶
Mr. Young, we are so excited to have this opportunity
杨先生我们非常高兴能借这个机会
to bring you into the Whitefeather family.
邀请您进入威化特大家庭
'Cause that's what we are.
因为我们就像家人一样
A family that can help you acquire
这个大家庭能帮助您取得
the industrial acreage you're looking for.
您所期望的工业土地面♥积♥
Well, I am pleased to be here, Darryl.
那我也很高兴能加入这个大家庭达里尔
Well, we are determined to show you
我们一定会向您展示出
everything that we're capable of.
我们事务所的能力
And to do that...
说到这儿
I can think of no one else
我认为没有谁
but our closer.
比我们更合适
Um, why don't you take it away, there, Rebecca?
不如由你来说吧瑞贝卡
Rebecca?
瑞贝卡
Would you please take it away?
请问你能帮我讲下去吗
Welcome, Calvin.
非常欢迎凯尔文
Oh, my God, your teeth are blue.
天哪你的牙变蓝了
Have you been drinking the water from the toilet?
你是不是喝了厕所里的水啊
Oh, crap.
噢该死
It's ink. Must've been from my pen cup.
是墨水肯定是我笔筒里的
Okay.
好了
Welcome... to Joshfeather.
欢迎来到... 乔希化特
Oh...
天哪
White... feather.
威... 化特
Oh, God.
噢天啊
What happened to you in there?
你刚才是怎么了
That's not the Rebecca I know.
这可不是我认识的瑞贝卡啊
I mean, something is wrong.
我是说到底出什么事了
Karen said that she smells vodka on you.
凯伦说闻到你身上有伏特加的味道
Well, that's ridiculous. Vodka doesn't smell.
那太荒谬了伏特加没有味道
Listen, Darryl, I know I didn't bring my "A" game...
达里尔我知道我刚才没有拿出最佳状态
I think you need to go home.
我觉得你还是回家吧
Wait, are you taking me off the case?
等等你要把我踢出这个案子吗
Please don't take me off the case,
请不要把我踢出这个案子
because if you take me off the case,
因为如果你把我踢出这个案子
that means I'm not working and if I'm not working,
那我就没的忙了我要是不忙着工作的话
that means I have to think thoughts.
我就会胡思乱想
Okay, you're not off the case.
好吧你还是继续跟进这个案子
But go home and work on the presentation.
但是现在回家好好准备演讲报告
And then, when you come back on Monday,
等你周一回来的时候
I want you to be the happy Rebecca
我希望你能变回原来的那个我们大家都
that we all know and love.
熟知喜爱的快乐的瑞贝卡
Such a good tip.
好主意
So helpful.
太有帮助了
"Be happy."
做回快乐的我
Hi, Paula.
嗨宝拉
Hey, are you okay?
嘿你还好吗
I got back with Calvin's fancy coffee
等我端着凯尔文的花式咖啡回来的时候
and Darryl said you weren't feeling well and you went home.
达里尔说你不舒服就回去了
Yeah. Yeah, my blood sugar was a little low,
是的是的我血糖有点低
so I decided to just come home
所以我就先回来了
and really focus on the presentation all weekend.
整个周末专心准备演讲报告
Hey, are you sure you're cool
那个你确定你一个人
to do the Calvin dinner without me?
准备凯尔文的晚宴没问题吗
Well, I'll do my best.
我会全力以赴的
Okay. Uh, I gotta hop off.
好了我要挂了
I'm really working hard here. Bye!
我要专心工作了拜
It's important to deal with one's feelings head-on,
正面处理个人情绪非常重要
because repressed feelings lead to depression.
因为压抑的情绪会导致抑郁症
What do you know?
你懂个屁啊
Repression equals depression.
压抑就等于抑郁
That is...
也就是说
I'm tired, too.
我也身心疲累了
I'm depressed, too.
我也很沮丧
Man...
天哪
the French really know how to make depression look sexy.
法国佬真的能让抑郁看起来都性感
♪ My eyes are dark from sadness ♪
♪ 我的眼中透露着黑色的悲伤 ♪
♪ My lips are red from pain ♪
♪ 我的唇间流露着血色的痛苦 ♪
♪ My bosom heaves with sobs ♪
♪ 我的双峰在起伏中啜泣 ♪
♪ I'm in a sexy French depression ♪
♪ 我处于性感的法式抑郁中 ♪
♪ I walk oh so slowly ♪
♪ 我孤身漫步 ♪
♪ I can only breathe and sigh ♪
♪ 只能唏嘘哀叹 ♪
♪ My bed smells like a tampon ♪
♪ 我的床闻起来像姨妈巾 ♪
♪ I'm in a sexy French depression ♪
♪ 我处于性感的法式抑郁中 ♪
Ooh, chocolat.
噢巧克力
♪ I black out with dessert wine ♪
♪ 我用甜酒麻痹自己 ♪
Oui.
是的
Je suis garbage.
我是废物
♪ This grout needs to be redone ♪
♪ 这个泥浆需要翻修 ♪
♪ I'm in a sexy French depression ♪
♪ 我处于性感的法式抑郁中 ♪
♪ I'm in a sexy ♪
♪ 我处于性感的 ♪
♪ French ♪
♪ 法式 ♪
♪ Depression. ♪
♪ 抑郁中 ♪
There is nothing sexy about depression, Rebecca.
抑郁中没有性感这回事的瑞贝卡
Listen, you better get your act together,
听着你最好给我积极向上一点