疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E01

Part 7 March 26, 2021, 2:32 p.m.

好吧
I don't know what you're doing.
我不知道你在干什么
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We'll be back, Greg.
很抱歉抱歉格雷我们一会回来
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll iChat you or something.
很抱歉抱歉我会私信你的
No, I'll just...
不我会
I'll just wait here.
我会在这等着的
Where are we...
我们要去
Is this far enough from the house? Come here.
这儿离房♥子够远了吗过来
What are you doing here?
你在这做什么
You think you are so much better than me, huh?
你是不是觉得自己比我利害
Harvard? Yale?
哈佛耶鲁
I am just as smart as you are, Miss Snooty Shoes.
我和你一样智商爆表自大狂
What are you talking about?
你在说什么
I'm talking about Josh.
我在说乔希
Chan.
乔西·陈
Yeah.
是的
Josh Ch... Josh Chan!
乔希乔希·陈
Josh Chan! Okay, hey, hey, hey! Hey.
乔希·陈好了喂喂喂
What do you know about Josh? What do I know about Josh?
你怎么会知道乔希我怎么知道的
Uh, let's see, um,
从哪说呢
I know he lives in town, which is weird,
我知道他住镇上然而很奇怪
because you told you didn't know anyone here,
你说你在这谁也不认识
and clearly,
很明显
you know him, because you checked his Facebook
你知道他而且今天看他脸书
63 times today
六十三次
and his Instagram 18 times.
他的Instagram十八次
Have you been going through my computer?
你查过我的电脑
Yes, yes, I have.
是的我查了
I could have you fired.
我可以炒你鱿鱼
Oh, you lied to me.
你先对我撒谎
I wasn't lying to you. I wasn't under oath
我没撒慌我之前在办公室见到你
when I met you in the office.
又没发誓
All right, you know what?
好吧你知道吗
Did someone shove a Bible under my hand?
又没人把圣经硬挤进我手里
This is not the point. The point is
这不是重点重点是
whoever this Josh Chan is,
不管这个乔希·陈是谁
you are, you're obsessed with him.
你都痴迷于他
What?
什么
You love him, you moved here for him,
你爱他你为他搬到这来
and you won't admit it. Why?
而你却不承认为什么
Wow, okay. I do not love him.
首先我不爱他
I barely know him.
我几乎不了解他
I dated him for two months when I was 16 at a summer camp.
我十六岁夏令营的时候跟他谈了2个月
So you're saying that I moved here
所以你说我
from New York and I left behind a job
从纽约搬到这并且放弃
that would've paid me $545,000 a year
一年五十四万五千美元的工作
for a guy who still skateboards?
是为了一个还在玩滑板的大男孩吗
I did not do that.
我没那样做
Here's what happened. I was in New York.
事情是这样的我在纽约
I ran into Josh. He made me feel warm inside.
偶遇乔希他让我觉得温暖
Like glitter was exploding inside me.
像是脑中灵光闪现
Then I moved here.
然后我搬家到这
I did not move here because of Josh,
我不是为了乔希搬来这
because that would be crazy, and I am not crazy.
因为那很疯狂而人家才不是疯的
Oh, my God.
天啊
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
No, I'm not crazy.
不我不疯
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.
我不疯我不疯
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Okay, no, stop it.
天天天天啊好了停下
Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God, I'm crazy.
天天天天呐我疯了
Stop it. Listen. Oh, my God, I'm crazy.
停下我不听我不听
No, no, no, no, I'm crazy. Oh, my God, I'm crazy.
天天天天呐我疯了我真的疯了
You're not crazy.
你没疯
You hear me, you're not crazy. You're in love.
菇凉听我一句你没疯你堕进爱河了
And that is, that is totally different.
恋爱和疯狂完全不同
No, I'm not in love. That would be stupid.
我才没有堕进爱河那会很蠢
Hey, wait, whoa.
等等
You're not stupid. That would make me stupid.
你不蠢恋爱会让人盲目
You just should've told me.
你之前该告诉我
That's all. I...I...I'm just,
这就是全部了我只是
I was busting your balls 'cause you lied to me.
因为你之前骗我我才去挖你的秘密
Okay, no... No, no, no, no, no, I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
好了别不不不我疯了疯了
All right, this is going down a road I'm crazy and I'm irrational
现在你有一条路可选我疯了
that I am not... and I'm everything my mother said I was.
我不会我老妈说的一点不错
Now stop it!
现在给我闭嘴
Don't you talk about my friend like that ever again.
你不可以像刚刚那样说我的朋友
Do you hear me?
懂了没
We're friends?
我们是朋友了吗
I would be proud to be your friend,
做你的朋友我很荣幸
now that I know the truth.
在了解到真♥相♥之后
What you did for love, for true love,
你为爱情做的牺牲
the sacrifices,
为真爱
the...the money that you walked away from...
你放弃的一大笔钱
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no. No.
天哪不不不不不
You're not crazy, and you're not stupid.
你不疯也不蠢
You know what you are? You're brave.
你知道自己什么吗你是很勇敢
And I wish that I had been
我希望我在你这个年纪
as brave when I was your age.
能和你一样勇敢
Okay, look,
好了听着
you want it to be a secret? I get it.
你不想大肆宣传对吧我明白
I will not tell a soul, okay?
我连个鬼都不会告诉行了吧
But...but I'm here now.
但是现在我在这
Okay, you are not in this alone.
你不是一个人
And I will, I will help you.
我会帮你
Let me help you, 'cause we can win this thing!
让我帮你我俩一定行
We can win it.
我俩一定行
We can...
我俩一定
We can win the whole thing.
我们一定能完成这整件事
Okay?
懂了没
It doesn't matter, um...
已经没关系了
because I just found out that Josh has a girlfriend.
因为我刚刚发现乔希有女朋友
What? No, it makes sense, because I texted him
啥这很显然因为我四十六小时前
46 hours ago and he hasn't gotten back to me,
发信息给他他都没回我
because he's busy with his girlfriend.
他和女朋友打得火热呢
No, no, no.
不不不
His Facebook status says he's single,
他脸书状态说他单身
and if he was into her, why would it say that?
如果他真的在乎女友为什么状态是单身呢
That's what I said.
我也是这样想的
Exactly. All right. This is why you need me.
就是这样好了这就是你为什么需要我
All right, look,
好了听着
if we play this right, one day,
如果我们有一天能成功
it is gonna hit him
便能抓住他的心
like a bag of nails to the balls,
像抓住他的蛋蛋一样抓住他
and that day,
到那时候
he will text.
他就会发信息
Are you a witch?
你是神婆吗
I...I can't. I think I might faint.
我不能看我有点头晕
Just, I can't, I can't, I can't. Okay, hold on, no, no, no.
只是我不能不能不能好吧稳住
I can't...
我不能
What? Josh Chan.
什么乔希·陈
Oh, God, oh, God.
哦天呐
"Want to grab dinner?"
想来吃顿晚饭吗
Smiley face.
笑脸
My God, is it really smiley? There's a smiley face!
天呐真有笑脸吗这里真有一个笑脸
♪ See the blood rushing to my cheeks ♪
♪ 看我的脸颊都红红的 ♪
♪ Hear the sigh when I try to speak ♪
♪ 这就是我想说的指示 ♪
♪ All our cares will disappear ♪
♪ 所以顾虑都会消散 ♪
♪ West Covina ♪
♪ 西柯维纳 ♪
♪ West Covina ♪
♪ 西柯维纳 ♪
♪ California ♪
♪ 加利福尼亚 ♪
♪ That's where we are ♪