疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S01E01

Part 8 March 26, 2021, 2:32 p.m.

♪ 这就是我们身处之地 ♪
♪ I don't know what happens next ♪
♪ 我不知道接下来会发生什么 ♪
♪ Bella and Edward ♪
♪ 像贝拉和爱德华 ♪
♪ Carrie and Big ♪
♪ 像凯丽和比格 ♪
♪ All roads point to this magical text ♪
♪ 所有一切都指向这条神奇的短♥信♥ ♪
♪ Harry and Sally, Julia Roberts ♪
♪ 像哈利和萨利茱莉亚·罗伯茨 ♪
♪ And Richard ♪ ♪ It's time to kick it into high ♪
♪ 李察 ♪ ♪ 是时候更 ♪
- ♪ Gere ♪ - ♪ Gear ♪
♪ 吉尔 ♪ ♪ 进一步 ♪
♪ Yes, also by coincidence ♪
♪ 对都是巧合 ♪
♪ A random just by chance ♪
♪ 随机而偶然的机会 ♪
♪ Who'da thunk it ♪
♪ 谁能想象 ♪
♪ So remarkable and weird, right? ♪
♪ 如此非凡又怪异 ♪
♪ It's so great that this guy Josh ♪
♪ 乔希真是太棒了 ♪
♪ Just happens to be... ♪
♪ 一切才刚刚开始 ♪
You want to go drive by his house?
你想开去他家吗
You know where he lives?
你知道他住哪吗
This is gonna be so much fun.
这肯定会非常有趣
Hey, Denise. It's me, Nipsey Hussle.
嘿丹妮斯是我尼普西·哈瑟尔
I recently had an eye-opening experience.
我最近对于女性的眼界大开
I'm calling to apologize for the way I treated you
我为之前的行为向你道歉
when you danced in my recent music video.
你在为我最近的音乐视频里跳舞的时候
Denise, I'm sorry that I showered you with Cristal.
丹妮斯很抱歉把你和克丽斯特尔喷湿
I didn't even ask if you liked Champagne,
我都没有问过你是否喜欢香槟
and it probably messed up your blow out.
它肯定也毁了你刚刚新弄的发型
Ashley, I realize now that it wasn't right for me
艾希丽我那样做不对
to tell you what to do with that big fat butt.
我不该告诉你该拿你的大屁♥股♥去干嘛
You can wiggle it,
你可以尽情摇摆
or you could sit it down in a classroom
或者就坐在教室里
and get that college degree in communications.
然后拿到通信大学文凭
Chelsea, I'm sorry I put you in a bikini made of gold coins
切尔西我很抱歉让你穿用金币做的比基尼
and then made you dance on the roof of my Bentley.
让你在我的宾利车盖上跳艳舞
I realize now that metal conducts heat
我意识到既然金属导热
and that was probably a very uncomfortable experience.
那可能是场极不舒服的经历
Anyway, Denise, hit me up whenever you get this.
不管怎样丹妮斯收到信息后跟我联络
I'd love to discuss The Second Sex
我很乐意和你探讨我刚刚读的书
by Simone de Beauvoir, which I just read.
西蒙娜·德·波伏瓦的第二性
You are beautiful inside as well as out.
你内在和外在一样美
You are my equal.
你我平等